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the second best thing about Thanksgiving - turning the turkey carcass into stock for Daniel Gritzer's French onion soup.

Richard Nixon gives a rambling and largely incoherent speech to members of the 1st Infantry Division in Vietnam.

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Richard Nixon appears in the ill-fated Army film 'So Betty Won't Bounce: A GI's Guide to Masturbation After Becoming a Casualty of War.'

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Though he spoke glowingly of Haile Selassie at the state dinner, Nixon's duplicitous nature was later revealed and recorded by the White House taping system. A portion of the recording was worked into a song by Propagandhi, and provided the title 'Haile Selassie, Up Your Ass.'

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Though some artistic license was taken, Richard Nixon's resignation speech was the inspiration for the closing scene of Terminator 2: Judgement Day. Said Nixon, "I now know why you cry. But it is something that I can never do. Goodbye."

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"You actually played a concert inside a prison? Goddamn. I'll never set foot in a prison, isn't that right, Gerald?"

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Richard Nixon gives the "steal" sign to G. Gordon Liddy on June 17, 1972.

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Among the many benefits that assuming the Presidency conveyed, Nixon believed that the ultimate was "not having to smoke that goddamn Mexican ditch weed anymore."

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Richard Nixon watches video of Chicago Police beating a young boy in Grant Park outside of the 1968 Democratic National Convention.

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As Sammy Davis Jr. watches, President RIchard Nixon signs legislation that bars discrimination against bisexual African-American Jewish little people.

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Richard Nixon and Elvis Presley seal their historic accord.

The 4 hour summit resulted in an agreement that "pastrami is pretty alright," and a promise from the President that he would do his best to procure a microfiche of all the known ludes dealers in the greater Memphis area.

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At a Boston Red Sox game in 1973, with Bill "Spaceman" Lee on the mound, Richard Nixon caught a foul ball. Barely able to mask his disgust, he threw the ball back onto the field, muttering that he "didn't want a souvenir that had been handled by a fucking communist."

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But I'm a Committee for the Re-Election of the President
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here

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