Gabe Weiss
gabeweiss.bsky.social
Gabe Weiss
@gabeweiss.bsky.social
Husband, father, actor, sword fighter, musician, gamer, engineer. Currently running a team of developer advocates for Google Cloud databases and analytics. He/Him.
I'm holding you accountable Gus if this is a terrible game... :D
December 30, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Rose Nylund (Betty White's character from Golden Girls). She'd beat the One Ring with pure befuddlement. It would be amazing.
December 24, 2024 at 8:42 AM
Nothing better than reading code and being like “who wrote this crap”, running blame on it and seeing your own name pop up…
December 21, 2024 at 1:37 AM
I assume we’re counting “wtf does this code do” in the debugging category.
December 21, 2024 at 12:43 AM
In fairness, a documentary on your OSS project would ALSO be pretty awesome.
December 18, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Gotta be SOMETHING that balances out all the paperwork. :)
December 18, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Yup, it's one of my favorite parts about being a manager. Watching someone early in their career take on a big project and then nail it is just...priceless.
December 18, 2024 at 5:18 PM
2) I don't think we have anything specifically around this, but UDFs can just call a Cloud Function, so you can call the Secrets Manager APIs from Cloud Functions easily to fetch the salting, etc. I don't think we have any samples that do this, but I can ask around.
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December 16, 2024 at 11:24 PM
1) I don't think we've done a specific white paper on it for BigQuery per se, but there's lots of good stuff out there on salting generally. Then BQ has some functions to help: cloud.google.com/bigquery/doc...
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Hash functions  |  BigQuery  |  Google Cloud
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December 16, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Fondue cafe!?

Pondering how to justify the travel expense now….
December 5, 2024 at 3:59 AM
“Weather in London” !! Sorry, unhelpful.
November 19, 2024 at 12:46 AM
*wavewavewave* :D
November 18, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Yup, I heard the same. Shorter fight, but was mostly uneventful. Seemed like they were just milking it.
November 16, 2024 at 5:50 PM
I didn’t watch it, but I did ask some friends about it that did. :)
November 16, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Awesome! Nice to connect here as well. I'm a good go-to if you have feedback on BQ in particular. :)
November 15, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Indeed! This is a good one.
November 15, 2024 at 7:01 PM
This is a sign that that platform has arrived right? Right?
November 15, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Waaaaaah?!
November 10, 2024 at 4:51 AM
Living the dream!!
November 10, 2024 at 4:51 AM