I didn’t ask a question of a highly respected man. I asked you.

The pig has value and contributes meaningfully to society.

Congratulations Dr Turner!

Anyone but Vivek Rathersmarmy. I like future Ohio governor Dr. Amy Acton.

Awww man, Billy Idol did me wrong!

5, but two of those are half points because while I will not eat a stalk of celery or a piece of cucumber, I will allow them to exist in other things.

Remember, remember the sixth of November, the ham sandwich trial, to wit: did we ever have worry the ham sandwich jury would ever not acquit?

Me looking for a place to add Velveeta Voldemort to my alliterative insult generator

I had an uncle Kenny and an uncle Beth (I apparently decided that “aunt” didn’t sound right with her name, so she was uncle). Now I’m aunt Jo to a kid with whom I share no blood relation. What else are you supposed to call close but unrelated adults?

When do We The People repossess his ugly golf course and gold toilets to fund the restoration of Jackie’s rose garden and Eleanor’s East Wing?

I notice he’s going after parts of the White House that “belonged” to First Ladies, and he’s not even bothering to call this melania’s ballroom. It’s disgusting on the face of it, and doubly disgusting when you peel even one layer from the onion.

The point of reading them was to AVOID living them! Damn, I’m tired.

It’s uncanny..