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Some of our guests are vegan, so I’m working on a butternut squash and root vegetable soup right now, and we’ll have tons of other sides. To be honest, I don’t even usually eat meat at Thanksgiving because I’d rather load my plate with stuffing and roasted vegetables 🤷🏻♀️
November 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Some of our guests are vegan, so I’m working on a butternut squash and root vegetable soup right now, and we’ll have tons of other sides. To be honest, I don’t even usually eat meat at Thanksgiving because I’d rather load my plate with stuffing and roasted vegetables 🤷🏻♀️
Making butternut squash and root vegetable soup for Thanksgiving! Just getting ready to roast all the veggies! I know it feels like there sometimes isn’t a lot to be thankful for right now, but we need to celebrate the little wins and cling to the good things. Soup is always a good thing.
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Making butternut squash and root vegetable soup for Thanksgiving! Just getting ready to roast all the veggies! I know it feels like there sometimes isn’t a lot to be thankful for right now, but we need to celebrate the little wins and cling to the good things. Soup is always a good thing.
Awww man, Billy Idol did me wrong!
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Awww man, Billy Idol did me wrong!
Got really hopeful for a few seconds.
The person in the wildly misleading headline passed away last summer from a meat allergy caused by a tick bite.
To paraphrase Mark Twain, I have never wished a man dead, but I have read a few obituaries with uncommon enthusiasm.
The person in the wildly misleading headline passed away last summer from a meat allergy caused by a tick bite.
To paraphrase Mark Twain, I have never wished a man dead, but I have read a few obituaries with uncommon enthusiasm.
November 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Got really hopeful for a few seconds.
The person in the wildly misleading headline passed away last summer from a meat allergy caused by a tick bite.
To paraphrase Mark Twain, I have never wished a man dead, but I have read a few obituaries with uncommon enthusiasm.
The person in the wildly misleading headline passed away last summer from a meat allergy caused by a tick bite.
To paraphrase Mark Twain, I have never wished a man dead, but I have read a few obituaries with uncommon enthusiasm.
It’s my birthday. I don’t want to think about the hateful 8 who couldn’t hold the line. Just for a few hours, I want to think about my associates who decorated my office, and the weather that decorated my yard, and the cats keeping my legs warm.
November 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
It’s my birthday. I don’t want to think about the hateful 8 who couldn’t hold the line. Just for a few hours, I want to think about my associates who decorated my office, and the weather that decorated my yard, and the cats keeping my legs warm.
Me looking for a place to add Velveeta Voldemort to my alliterative insult generator
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Me looking for a place to add Velveeta Voldemort to my alliterative insult generator
Huge ass migraine. Got out and voted anyway.
November 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Huge ass migraine. Got out and voted anyway.
… because Xillenials & Millenials finally gave up on home ownership, moved in w parents and/or half a dozen roommates, and now have $$ to make life tolerable and full of good wine, fancy at-home cocktails, and massive charcuterie spreads inspired by childhoods full of lunchables and grape juice.
October 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
… because Xillenials & Millenials finally gave up on home ownership, moved in w parents and/or half a dozen roommates, and now have $$ to make life tolerable and full of good wine, fancy at-home cocktails, and massive charcuterie spreads inspired by childhoods full of lunchables and grape juice.
The point of reading them was to AVOID living them.
August 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The point of reading them was to AVOID living them.
That’s a spicy 🌶️ cutting board. This is just a tiny fraction of our pepper harvest thus far. Cherry bombs, scotch bonnets, Thai chilis, cayennes, Cajun bells, mini sweet bells, and jalapeños of course! The poblanos should be ready next week!
#garden #urbangarden #peppers #hotpeppers
#garden #urbangarden #peppers #hotpeppers
August 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
That’s a spicy 🌶️ cutting board. This is just a tiny fraction of our pepper harvest thus far. Cherry bombs, scotch bonnets, Thai chilis, cayennes, Cajun bells, mini sweet bells, and jalapeños of course! The poblanos should be ready next week!
#garden #urbangarden #peppers #hotpeppers
#garden #urbangarden #peppers #hotpeppers
I don’t have a backup camera, but I’ve got my eye on you…
August 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I don’t have a backup camera, but I’ve got my eye on you…
Just got back from the Indie Gathering International Film Festival! Such a great weekend surrounded by passionate creative people!
August 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Just got back from the Indie Gathering International Film Festival! Such a great weekend surrounded by passionate creative people!
Except Effie Trinket had redeeming qualities…
August 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Except Effie Trinket had redeeming qualities…
August 1, 2025 at 3:47 AM
First and last photos of my Luma. I picked her up at a rest stop in April of 2018. She passed away this morning after a series of strokes and a long bout of illness. She was my buddy. I’ve known for weeks this was coming, but that doesn’t make it easier.
June 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
First and last photos of my Luma. I picked her up at a rest stop in April of 2018. She passed away this morning after a series of strokes and a long bout of illness. She was my buddy. I’ve known for weeks this was coming, but that doesn’t make it easier.
Getting ready to bartend a Pride event! My whole bar kit is rainbow colored, and my boss said I could decorate myself a little too! #bartender #pride #happypride
June 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Getting ready to bartend a Pride event! My whole bar kit is rainbow colored, and my boss said I could decorate myself a little too! #bartender #pride #happypride
These days, we have to cling to joy where we find it. I’m finding it in growing things.
#garden #urbangarden #herbs #berries #fruittrees #flowers
#garden #urbangarden #herbs #berries #fruittrees #flowers
June 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
These days, we have to cling to joy where we find it. I’m finding it in growing things.
#garden #urbangarden #herbs #berries #fruittrees #flowers
#garden #urbangarden #herbs #berries #fruittrees #flowers
A view from the soup bowl.
May 31, 2025 at 1:02 AM
A view from the soup bowl.
My quince fruit tree is about to flower! I wasn’t sure it would, because it stayed dormant for so long into spring after I planted it, but I’m thrilled with all the new healthy growth!
#garden #urbangarden #orchard #fruittrees
#garden #urbangarden #orchard #fruittrees
May 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
My quince fruit tree is about to flower! I wasn’t sure it would, because it stayed dormant for so long into spring after I planted it, but I’m thrilled with all the new healthy growth!
#garden #urbangarden #orchard #fruittrees
#garden #urbangarden #orchard #fruittrees
Look at the little fiddlehead on my new fern! Two of the three bare roots have thrown at least one frond already (the third is still MIA, and I forgot to put markers on some of my bare roots, so I get to be surprised by them later this year or next spring 😂
#garden #urbangarden #shadegarden #ferns
#garden #urbangarden #shadegarden #ferns
May 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Look at the little fiddlehead on my new fern! Two of the three bare roots have thrown at least one frond already (the third is still MIA, and I forgot to put markers on some of my bare roots, so I get to be surprised by them later this year or next spring 😂
#garden #urbangarden #shadegarden #ferns
#garden #urbangarden #shadegarden #ferns
Ah yes - attractiveness. Number one quality I consider when voting. Not bodily autonomy, not the constitution, not foreign policy, not mental stability, not voting record, not qualifications. Bangability. You really think they got in because agent orange and JD guyliner are attractive? Delusional.
May 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Ah yes - attractiveness. Number one quality I consider when voting. Not bodily autonomy, not the constitution, not foreign policy, not mental stability, not voting record, not qualifications. Bangability. You really think they got in because agent orange and JD guyliner are attractive? Delusional.
My shade garden is coming together! Between things I planted and things the birds bring me, I’m creating a healthy forest floor garden of medicinals, edibles, and things for the birds and bees to enjoy! #garden #urbangarden #shadegarden #growingthings
May 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
My shade garden is coming together! Between things I planted and things the birds bring me, I’m creating a healthy forest floor garden of medicinals, edibles, and things for the birds and bees to enjoy! #garden #urbangarden #shadegarden #growingthings
Hungry mouths and an attentive mama. I’m not sure how many generations of this family have nested here, but it’s been over 20 years since the first nest in this spot.
May 15, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Hungry mouths and an attentive mama. I’m not sure how many generations of this family have nested here, but it’s been over 20 years since the first nest in this spot.
My woodland shade garden in shaping up! In the bits with the most sun, I’m putting in some fruiting shrubs (chokeberry and huckleberry), and the rest is hostas, astibles, coral bells, various ground covers, ferns, and these helleborine orchids the birds gifted us!
May 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
My woodland shade garden in shaping up! In the bits with the most sun, I’m putting in some fruiting shrubs (chokeberry and huckleberry), and the rest is hostas, astibles, coral bells, various ground covers, ferns, and these helleborine orchids the birds gifted us!