fuzzbomb
@fuzzbomb.bsky.social
Azure security pays the bills...mostly Microsoft Sentinel and Microsoft Defender for Cloud.
I spend a lot of time riding motorcycles and playing guitar and drums in various bands.
https://holyrollernc.bandcamp.com https://gurthwormnc.bandcamp.com
I spend a lot of time riding motorcycles and playing guitar and drums in various bands.
https://holyrollernc.bandcamp.com https://gurthwormnc.bandcamp.com
I was today years old when I learned that Killer Mike did the voice for Taquil on Frisky Dingo.
January 31, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I was today years old when I learned that Killer Mike did the voice for Taquil on Frisky Dingo.
Fucking stoked to see Off With Their Heads tonight.
January 31, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Fucking stoked to see Off With Their Heads tonight.
Fuck bread and milk. I went to the store and bought pasta, whiskey, and brownie mix.
January 22, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Fuck bread and milk. I went to the store and bought pasta, whiskey, and brownie mix.
Went over to a friend's house to help hang some pictures. Her cat decided to help, too.
January 20, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Went over to a friend's house to help hang some pictures. Her cat decided to help, too.
Listening to Torche and making dinner. As one does.
January 15, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Listening to Torche and making dinner. As one does.
“Ugh I spend too much time sitting in my office for work.”
“Maybe I’ll do some homelab updates today.”
🤦♂️
“Maybe I’ll do some homelab updates today.”
🤦♂️
January 11, 2026 at 9:32 PM
“Ugh I spend too much time sitting in my office for work.”
“Maybe I’ll do some homelab updates today.”
🤦♂️
“Maybe I’ll do some homelab updates today.”
🤦♂️
Couple of track day buddies going to ride COTA in August and while I’d love to ride COTA I don’t think I want to haul my bike 18 hours to ride in the August heat of Texas.
January 11, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Couple of track day buddies going to ride COTA in August and while I’d love to ride COTA I don’t think I want to haul my bike 18 hours to ride in the August heat of Texas.
Jogging Wild
Slightly diminish a band
Porcupine Sapling
Porcupine Sapling
Slightly diminish a band
Short-sighted Guardian
Short-sighted Guardian
January 10, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Jogging Wild
Tidying my office during lunch I bent down to pick something up, raised up and hit my head on the Pez display box on the wall.
Knocked it off the wall, broke a piece of it, and cut my head
Everything’s fine. Moral of the story, though, is cleaning is dangerous.
Knocked it off the wall, broke a piece of it, and cut my head
Everything’s fine. Moral of the story, though, is cleaning is dangerous.
January 9, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Tidying my office during lunch I bent down to pick something up, raised up and hit my head on the Pez display box on the wall.
Knocked it off the wall, broke a piece of it, and cut my head
Everything’s fine. Moral of the story, though, is cleaning is dangerous.
Knocked it off the wall, broke a piece of it, and cut my head
Everything’s fine. Moral of the story, though, is cleaning is dangerous.
The world is falling apart and I guess I’ll keep doing my stupid little hobbies to keep from losing my mind.
January 9, 2026 at 9:16 PM
The world is falling apart and I guess I’ll keep doing my stupid little hobbies to keep from losing my mind.
Being tall and wide person makes finding a long guitar strap an adventure.
Without spending a zillion dollars on a custom leather one.
Without spending a zillion dollars on a custom leather one.
January 8, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Being tall and wide person makes finding a long guitar strap an adventure.
Without spending a zillion dollars on a custom leather one.
Without spending a zillion dollars on a custom leather one.
Picked these up at a cat store in Asheville. Two on the refrigerator, two for my pedalboard case.
January 3, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Picked these up at a cat store in Asheville. Two on the refrigerator, two for my pedalboard case.
People out here with elevated Rotel dip recipes. The whole point of Rotel dip is it's easy party food.
December 31, 2025 at 8:06 PM
People out here with elevated Rotel dip recipes. The whole point of Rotel dip is it's easy party food.
Buying another guitar would fix me.
December 31, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Buying another guitar would fix me.
We were walking our dog and were able to help a lady find her lost dog which we had *just* seen on the next block.
It was so chill sitting in a driveway we thought that was its home.
I circled back and found it again and made sure she got it.
It was so chill sitting in a driveway we thought that was its home.
I circled back and found it again and made sure she got it.
December 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
We were walking our dog and were able to help a lady find her lost dog which we had *just* seen on the next block.
It was so chill sitting in a driveway we thought that was its home.
I circled back and found it again and made sure she got it.
It was so chill sitting in a driveway we thought that was its home.
I circled back and found it again and made sure she got it.
This time of year (sometime between Xmas and New Year’s) in 2009 I was at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, standing in line to pay for a drink and a snack.
Realized Paul Giamatti was standing beside me.
Realized Paul Giamatti was standing beside me.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 6:10 PM
This time of year (sometime between Xmas and New Year’s) in 2009 I was at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, standing in line to pay for a drink and a snack.
Realized Paul Giamatti was standing beside me.
Realized Paul Giamatti was standing beside me.
Baking a gingerbread cake and listening to the Queen discography in reverse order.
I mean, damn, what a body of work.
I mean, damn, what a body of work.
December 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Baking a gingerbread cake and listening to the Queen discography in reverse order.
I mean, damn, what a body of work.
I mean, damn, what a body of work.
post a perfect album from the '90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
December 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
post a perfect album from the '90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
“Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold”
-Yeats, eating a cinnamon roll.
-Yeats, eating a cinnamon roll.
December 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
“Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold”
-Yeats, eating a cinnamon roll.
-Yeats, eating a cinnamon roll.
We were supposed to host Christmas but my wife and I both got Covid so we’re having a couples convalescence instead.
December 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
We were supposed to host Christmas but my wife and I both got Covid so we’re having a couples convalescence instead.
Seeing Die Hard at the independent movie theater in our neighborhood tonight.
December 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Seeing Die Hard at the independent movie theater in our neighborhood tonight.
Gonna go see EyeHateGod tonight, haven’t caught them live in a few years.
December 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Gonna go see EyeHateGod tonight, haven’t caught them live in a few years.
Some of the letters in the logo on my wife’s jacket wore off.
Now it says, “ORTH FACE”
Which maybe sounds like the name of a folk metal band.
Now it says, “ORTH FACE”
Which maybe sounds like the name of a folk metal band.
December 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Some of the letters in the logo on my wife’s jacket wore off.
Now it says, “ORTH FACE”
Which maybe sounds like the name of a folk metal band.
Now it says, “ORTH FACE”
Which maybe sounds like the name of a folk metal band.
Watching Mike Dean’s new band, Archaos, and they’re pretty damn good.
December 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Watching Mike Dean’s new band, Archaos, and they’re pretty damn good.