Rob Wallace
@futurerobert.bsky.social
I'm not a robot skeleton
A righteous and appropriate ratio for an absolute dogshit story lede. He used his fame and influence to sexually harass multiple women, and you do not have to hand it to him.
November 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
A righteous and appropriate ratio for an absolute dogshit story lede. He used his fame and influence to sexually harass multiple women, and you do not have to hand it to him.
I want to know who thought these stairs in the renovated Hillman Library at Pitt were a good idea
September 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I want to know who thought these stairs in the renovated Hillman Library at Pitt were a good idea
And there's more that didn't fit into the first post
July 23, 2025 at 6:33 AM
And there's more that didn't fit into the first post
What perfect albums came out when you were 16?
Apparently a bunch that I didn't appreciate until years later.
Apparently a bunch that I didn't appreciate until years later.
July 23, 2025 at 6:22 AM
What perfect albums came out when you were 16?
Apparently a bunch that I didn't appreciate until years later.
Apparently a bunch that I didn't appreciate until years later.
Oh shit it IS true!
June 25, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Oh shit it IS true!
It was a comically large nitrous canister, and I respect his dedication to getting continuously high on hippie crack in public
May 18, 2025 at 3:38 AM
It was a comically large nitrous canister, and I respect his dedication to getting continuously high on hippie crack in public
Yes to the former question
May 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Yes to the former question
A limited number of these trucks should also be allowed for when people need to move shit
March 29, 2025 at 12:51 PM
A limited number of these trucks should also be allowed for when people need to move shit
Getting in touch with my roots at Aldi
March 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Getting in touch with my roots at Aldi
I lucked into some great jokers in #Balatro while hunting for joker unlocks and hit ante 15 again with a new high score: Blueprint, Brainstorm, Triboulet, Hanging Chad, and Sock and Buskin
Could've gone deeper if I'd modified my deck better and not messed up my midgame econ.
Could've gone deeper if I'd modified my deck better and not messed up my midgame econ.
March 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I lucked into some great jokers in #Balatro while hunting for joker unlocks and hit ante 15 again with a new high score: Blueprint, Brainstorm, Triboulet, Hanging Chad, and Sock and Buskin
Could've gone deeper if I'd modified my deck better and not messed up my midgame econ.
Could've gone deeper if I'd modified my deck better and not messed up my midgame econ.
The most un-American and anti-Constitutional statement uttered by an American President *so far*
February 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The most un-American and anti-Constitutional statement uttered by an American President *so far*
JFC these assholes sure are dogwhistling hard for the crunchy health cranks. "Absorption of toxic material" means vaccine additives to these people!
But also "electromagnetic radiation" would be a hilarious throw-in if HHS weren't royally fucked from the top.
But also "electromagnetic radiation" would be a hilarious throw-in if HHS weren't royally fucked from the top.
February 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
JFC these assholes sure are dogwhistling hard for the crunchy health cranks. "Absorption of toxic material" means vaccine additives to these people!
But also "electromagnetic radiation" would be a hilarious throw-in if HHS weren't royally fucked from the top.
But also "electromagnetic radiation" would be a hilarious throw-in if HHS weren't royally fucked from the top.
Lmao @ that ratio
December 11, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Lmao @ that ratio
Oh dang, Bluesky is #4 on Google now, too
October 19, 2024 at 2:50 PM
Oh dang, Bluesky is #4 on Google now, too
It was immensely gratifying to fix my dishwasher today by replacing two circuit boards for $20. I love when the problem is easily diagnosed and fixed like this, too.
October 5, 2024 at 7:17 PM
It was immensely gratifying to fix my dishwasher today by replacing two circuit boards for $20. I love when the problem is easily diagnosed and fixed like this, too.
Took me way too long to figure out where to find this in the app
September 17, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Took me way too long to figure out where to find this in the app
Plenty of honorable mentions of other perfect records from that year though
September 16, 2024 at 4:48 AM
Plenty of honorable mentions of other perfect records from that year though
Post a perfect album from when you were 21
September 16, 2024 at 4:36 AM
Post a perfect album from when you were 21
My favorite sentence is from Cormac McCarthy's All The Pretty Horses and is about the protagonist's grandfather, but because it's a giant run-on sentence I can't type it all in and have to share an image of it instead.
August 18, 2024 at 3:53 AM
My favorite sentence is from Cormac McCarthy's All The Pretty Horses and is about the protagonist's grandfather, but because it's a giant run-on sentence I can't type it all in and have to share an image of it instead.
Hey, he beat the market! The S&P 500 was *only* down a shade under 3% over the past month.
August 3, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Hey, he beat the market! The S&P 500 was *only* down a shade under 3% over the past month.