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👋 Hi! I'm Tim 🔬FE dev working in visual lab tech 😍 React, Typescript, UX, coffee, crows, drum machines 😡 bright lights in offices, glamorgan sausages on fry-ups, seagulls

📍Bristol, UK
TIL people drink mugs of bouillon. The depravity of our species never ceases to amaze me.
September 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Hey, DuckDuckGo, do you hate money or something? I use ddg search and duck.ai every day, I love them

I noticed the "free" badge appear today and I was like "I wonder if I can pay a bit to get a bit more from this?"

However apparently you can only subscribe if you use their browser - how about no?
September 5, 2025 at 8:25 AM
I have a fidget spinner on my phone - a pop socket backspin. Was unwell yesterday so vibe coded this weird little web app for anyone else who fancies spinning their phone and making things look like they’re levitating.
July 4, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Here’s my absolute stinker from a couple of weeks ago
April 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Every time I see the name of this pop up fairground I’m bothered by its name. Like it’s clearly a portmanteau of “fun” and “underworld” and not just a general world of fun otherwise that would just be “funworld”, yet they have no reference to demons, drug lords or people shouting lager lager lager
April 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Top of their update email. Man, I hate Vercel.
April 15, 2025 at 9:40 AM
For some reason if you search on Google the word “maps”, you get a Google Maps link to “Club Pilates” in Dallas. Whoever’s doing their SEO needs a raise.
April 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The optimal amount of pizza to eat as a programmer.

Also I will never quite fathom the calorific density of pizza.
March 25, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Making blends of ales for your guests? Ale cocktails? This seems like a forgotten beer trend that would entertain people, am surprised you don’t see this happening in craft ale bars.
March 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I firmly believe Cheese Moments were discontinued specifically to demoralise the working class.

Also I'll die before I call them "Cheese Flavoured Moments". I get it, there's no cheese - but guess what? They also aren't capsules of time. Cheese Moments is clearly in reference to a feeling.
March 19, 2025 at 9:28 AM
It's Delia's subtle disapproval of reckless behaviour such as flipping pancakes which makes me always come back. Does it put me off? No. Does it make it feel more fun? Yes. Yes it does.
March 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Sure, big tech is intent in literally killing us all, however - Llama just invented this game, knifey spoony, I'm going to play with people at the weekend
February 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Dream blunt rotation
February 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Every time I see people still promoting using X as a supposedly neutral communication platform I wince. Is the answer that much of the tech-sphere are totally fine with fascism? Or is it just apathy and ignorance?
February 19, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I think verdict is - they samples a bunch of shit and didn't really give a toss about the production rights. Good old 90s.
February 14, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Not sure when I got old, but the fact this is one of my most viewed web pages recently I think is evidence I have reached that stage.

I recommend never using a Peugeot pepper grinder unless you want all other pepper grinders to be ruined on you.
February 7, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Well there you go
February 5, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Impressive how a single typo can undermine your entire understanding of reality. I had a medium-scale existential crisis from this.
January 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Well then. I guess that’s a “yes”?
January 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Llama is so much more fun than ChatGPT. I use it on DuckDuckGo every day. It’s ready for slander and highly irresponsible advice.
January 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Quote with a title screen that is iconic to you
December 27, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Enjoying playing Lok today. It takes a special kind of developer or designer to cite their font inspirations. Perhaps a relic of its history as a printed puzzle collection!
December 23, 2024 at 10:53 PM
If you ever needed evidence that the IMDB community rating system was absolute nonsense
December 20, 2024 at 11:34 AM
There’s a big old toggle!
December 18, 2024 at 12:17 PM
Anyone short of Xmas gift ideas, why not get your friends a child launcher?
December 14, 2024 at 11:41 AM