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👋 Hi! I'm Tim 🔬FE dev working in visual lab tech 😍 React, Typescript, UX, coffee, crows, drum machines 😡 bright lights in offices, glamorgan sausages on fry-ups, seagulls

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Slack and Signal out? Following the shit with Vodafone last week. Am I being personally attacked?
October 20, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Let’s double down on to maximize efficiency have to go the extra mile get back to you C-suite take ownership take it offline stay ahead of the curve the pain points it’s a no-brainer the best practices all hands on deck more granular.

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October 10, 2025 at 9:24 AM
WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW

Wordle 1,568 1/6*

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October 4, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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September 18, 2025 at 8:29 AM
TIL people drink mugs of bouillon. The depravity of our species never ceases to amaze me.
September 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
When someone asks you something and you go to write "np" and write "no". Has to be the easiest absolutely-opposite-of-intent typo I experience on the reg.
September 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I really feel there should be 600 miniseconds in a second. Where this millisecond bullshit come from? How did we let this happen?
September 5, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Hey, DuckDuckGo, do you hate money or something? I use ddg search and duck.ai every day, I love them

I noticed the "free" badge appear today and I was like "I wonder if I can pay a bit to get a bit more from this?"

However apparently you can only subscribe if you use their browser - how about no?
September 5, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Proving you are an adult should not require you to compromise privacy. Why isn’t the system you prove you’re an adult and you get a token, you then put that token into a pile with loads of people and everyone who put a token into gets one out. I feel there should be a big push for this.
August 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The emasculating experience of finding you don’t have an appropriate screwdriver to open a piece of technology
July 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I have a fidget spinner on my phone - a pop socket backspin. Was unwell yesterday so vibe coded this weird little web app for anyone else who fancies spinning their phone and making things look like they’re levitating.
July 4, 2025 at 9:06 AM
The Lexi Alexander suspension raises a point to me which maybe has been discussed to health but I missed - isn’t the whole thing that if BlueSky admin have the power to ban people on a whim that makes any claim to any degree of decentralisation via ATProto absolutely void and meaningless?
June 28, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Wordle has been a crock of shit lately.
June 20, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Kind of ashamed I never had the curiosity to do this youtube.com/shorts/rLxjs...
The true meaning of Git is hidden in the first commits in 2005 #programming #git
YouTube video by Sam Meech-Ward
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June 17, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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Scientists have been studying remote work for four years and have reached a very clear conclusion: "Working from home makes us happier."
A 4-year Australian study found that remote work boosts happiness, health, and productivity. Especially when chosen. It saves time, improves sleep, diet...
Scientists have been studying remote work for four years and have reached a very clear conclusion: "Working from home makes us happier."
An Australian study, conducted over four years and starting before the pandemic, has come up with some enlightening conclusions about the impact of working from home. The researchers are unequivocal: this flexibility significantly improves the well-being and happiness of employees, transforming our relationship with work. The tangible benefits of working…
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June 17, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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"Rodney Trotter's gone on holiday to one of America's smallest states!"

"Delaware?"

"I presume he'd have mentioned his holiday to Connecticut to his brother, yes."
September 7, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Props to Enterprise Car Club for their particularly shite UX today -

1. Can’t get verified without committing to a year’s membership with no guarantee on how long it takes to get verified
2. Cannot paste in any forms
3. After submitting, can’t log in in any way to cancel subscription until verified
June 7, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Trigger Happy TV would not work for viewers these days given that the premise was “lol imagine if someone was a really annoying prick in public and videoed it”
June 7, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Eye drops are the new vaping
May 20, 2025 at 9:47 AM
An hour on hold for the GP. A photo of my shit eye uploaded to the NHS pre-questionnaire (which works great I must admit). 5 min chat about the issue and what I’ve been using. Prescription ordered to pharmacy. And when I collect it… it’s the same ingredients as what I’ve been using (which cost less)
May 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I've spent so much of my adult life thinking to tank up on caffeine gets you to be intense and focus and be more productive. I think that's true for drudgery type work but not always true for cognitive efforts. Being rested, peaceful, without distraction is how you cultivate space for deep thought.
May 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I feel like conceding that all forms of sympathy for those less fortunate than you should be considered being Marxist is potentially a win for Marxism.
STAR WARS: EPISODE IV - A WOKE MARXIST POPE
May 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Here's a product I would use if it existed - AI enhanced chrome dev tools where I can just be like "why is this table cell so fucking wide even though nothing seems to be driving its width?" and it can tell me. Like full context of the DOM and my code. Seems the next logical step in AI tooling.
May 8, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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Eyes down, Conclave watchers! A few facts for your scorecards:

- Shortest Conclave: 1503, three hours or so.

- Longest Conclave: 1268, three years or so.

- Last Conclave to elect someone from outside: 1378, Urban VI.

- Last Pope to exhume his predecessor and put them on trial: Stephen VI, 897.
May 7, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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Well done, Australia ❤️
This is two global elections in ONE WEEK where the conservative candidate trying to become prime minister not only led his party to a big loss but lost their own seat in parliament (!) in huge upsets. We are global pariahs unseen since the end of the Cold War and need stronger domestic opposition.
Australia re-elects Anthony Albanese as Labor rides anti-Trump wave to seal crushing win
Opposition leader Peter Dutton fails to dissociate himself from Trump-like rhetoric and policies – and loses his seat
www.theguardian.com
May 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM