fumbling bee
@fumbling-bee.bsky.social
kind of like if a man and a woman had a baby. 6'7 btw
call me a macchiato the way I makey ya toes curl
January 31, 2026 at 4:20 PM
call me a macchiato the way I makey ya toes curl
my water flosser is literally my archnemesis and I hate it why do I let it blast into my mouth every other night
a close up of a dog 's face with a desert background
Alt: closed eye dog that looks resigned to destiny
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2026 at 10:09 PM
my water flosser is literally my archnemesis and I hate it why do I let it blast into my mouth every other night
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northernlion group laser appointment with his biggest fans
January 27, 2026 at 3:35 AM
northernlion group laser appointment with his biggest fans
imagine if your dick shouted when you came
January 27, 2026 at 5:27 PM
imagine if your dick shouted when you came
tights are just the synthesis of socks and pants
January 26, 2026 at 7:33 PM
tights are just the synthesis of socks and pants
dog pattern baldness
January 25, 2026 at 9:14 PM
dog pattern baldness
pronouncing tgirl and tboy "tuhgirl" and "tuhboy"
January 25, 2026 at 5:42 PM
pronouncing tgirl and tboy "tuhgirl" and "tuhboy"
injured at sea, shipped to boat hospital
January 24, 2026 at 7:50 PM
injured at sea, shipped to boat hospital
christmas adventurer guys be like: yeah im dreaming of a white christmas
January 23, 2026 at 11:36 AM
christmas adventurer guys be like: yeah im dreaming of a white christmas
yeah im pre-op(eration Desert Storm)
January 22, 2026 at 7:02 PM
yeah im pre-op(eration Desert Storm)
losing weight by switching to cocaine zero
January 22, 2026 at 6:53 PM
losing weight by switching to cocaine zero
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My local bookshop understands their audience.
January 22, 2026 at 4:13 PM
My local bookshop understands their audience.
stumbling into the dive bar and asking for a shot of diet pepsi
January 21, 2026 at 11:08 PM
stumbling into the dive bar and asking for a shot of diet pepsi
glad my investments are finally paying off :)
January 19, 2026 at 10:01 PM
glad my investments are finally paying off :)
i didnt trip over and roll down a big hill in tears in front of hundreds of people, i was insider trading on the prediction market
January 19, 2026 at 7:19 PM
i didnt trip over and roll down a big hill in tears in front of hundreds of people, i was insider trading on the prediction market
trying to do 9/11 on a calculator and it holds a two minute silence
January 18, 2026 at 7:18 PM
trying to do 9/11 on a calculator and it holds a two minute silence
who wanna be my deliveroo paypig
January 18, 2026 at 2:52 PM
who wanna be my deliveroo paypig
im the freddie mercury of daily standups
January 17, 2026 at 11:23 AM
im the freddie mercury of daily standups
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finding out my previous partner is unemployed
X has stopped working
X has stopped working
www.independent.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 4:33 PM
finding out my previous partner is unemployed
the navidson record would be scarier if they were renting
January 15, 2026 at 10:00 PM
the navidson record would be scarier if they were renting
cigarette with the dimensions of a can of coke
January 15, 2026 at 9:55 PM
cigarette with the dimensions of a can of coke
gotta feel so good to say "ive got a guy for that"
January 15, 2026 at 12:16 PM
gotta feel so good to say "ive got a guy for that"
positive feelings towards butch bar
January 14, 2026 at 10:34 AM
positive feelings towards butch bar