FUBAR Observer
@fubarobserver.bsky.social
Misanthropic humanist, cynical idealist, faithful atheist. Walking contraction. Lover of puns, dad jokes, and disturbingly dark humor.
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Well played.
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November 20, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Well played.
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I hate vulture capitalists like vulture capitalists hate age of consent laws.
November 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I hate vulture capitalists like vulture capitalists hate age of consent laws.
He knows he's had enough when he starts seeing double, his poor liver.
November 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
He knows he's had enough when he starts seeing double, his poor liver.
That's some ruptured Achilles level of karma he's inviting.
November 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
That's some ruptured Achilles level of karma he's inviting.
Dude needs to lay it out plain as day, maga sheep are the goats on the left hand side of Jesus.
November 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Dude needs to lay it out plain as day, maga sheep are the goats on the left hand side of Jesus.
The adventures of young Indiana Jones.
November 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The adventures of young Indiana Jones.
I celebrate his entire catalog.
November 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I celebrate his entire catalog.
Feliz siendo cazada temporada, idiotas.
November 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Feliz siendo cazada temporada, idiotas.
Crazy to realize that a full third of the country is redundant.
November 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Crazy to realize that a full third of the country is redundant.
What great irony it would be if her biological father was actually Epstein.
November 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
What great irony it would be if her biological father was actually Epstein.
Safety and Saudi are rarely synonymous, and as Donnie said, thanks for the tip.
November 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Safety and Saudi are rarely synonymous, and as Donnie said, thanks for the tip.
They should have immediately started down the Bubba line of questioning.
"Mr President, did you swallow?"
"Mr President, did you swallow?"
November 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
They should have immediately started down the Bubba line of questioning.
"Mr President, did you swallow?"
"Mr President, did you swallow?"
The Freudian fellatio cigar guy?
November 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The Freudian fellatio cigar guy?
Gotta be, they're B-series brothers.
November 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Gotta be, they're B-series brothers.