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FUBAR Observer

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Misanthropic humanist, cynical idealist, faithful atheist. Walking contraction. Lover of puns, dad jokes, and disturbingly dark humor. DM=Block

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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · Nov 7

Masterful gambit by the broligarchy.
Price gouge consumers, rake in record profits, blame the inflation on the people trying to hold you to account for price gouging, and get your pliable puppet back in power.

Feeling Frencher by the day.

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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 8h

The four whores man, of the dumb-pocalypse

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Obi Wanker Nobi 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇦 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 @obiwankernobi.bsky.social · 14h

JD NecroVancer

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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 14h

Crazy to think that in four years Karoline Leavitt will be half her husband's age.

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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 14h

If we don't use boiling oil as punishment for the Petroligarchs, what are we even doing?

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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 16h

"they" sound awesome.

FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 17h

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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 18h

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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 19h

He does keep sticking his neck out...
I was hoping for drawing and quartering via some really long cables and a quad rocket launch, but to each their own.

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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 19h

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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 20h

X marks the twat.

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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 21h

If you don't know how much the girl is, how can you properly value the family?

FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 21h

Will-a-moot!
While pumping my own gas.

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Carl Ott, Author @bubba687.bsky.social · 22h

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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 1d

"As a Christian"

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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 3d

Both ice cold in the center, weird.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 3d

Whether it's liberals snapping their fingers at New York Times staffer orientation or conservatives cutting off SNAP funding for millions of starving Americans, both sides have a snap problem.

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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 3d

Be the bulgogi.

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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 3d

Way more trick-or-treaters recognized my Steve from Minecraft costume than my co-workers did.
Even cheersed pickaxes with a fellow Steve, though his diamond armor was way cooler than my getup.
Mission accomplished.

FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 3d

Yoko-ing?

FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 3d

Have you tried standing and pacing in front of the TV?
It combines nervous energy with light cardio, works for me.
Best of luck 🤞

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Waller @wallerhabsfan.bsky.social · 3d

#GoJaysGo! Gausman is on fire 🔥!!!

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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 3d

Remember when the only thing JD would sing at karaoke was Vanilla Ice Cream from Stephen Lynch?
Simpler times.

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Matt Oswalt @mattoswaltva.bsky.social · 3d

ladies, if anyone calls your Halloween costume 'slutty' just tell them you're dressed as a recently widowed Evangelical Christian

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