Whatever happened to *real* music, like "Kiss Me Through the Phone" by Soulja Boy?

Honestly that was my exact reaction lmao. This is at like, middle school writing level at best (although it wouldnt be the first college paper i read that went *wildly* off-topic from the assignment so that the author could gripe about something)

For even worse context, The Economist have been big AI dickriders. AI is losing the rich dipshit market