Ashelia
@frostedsiren.bsky.social
I was a princess once. Now I write books, make podcasts, eat food, make dumb tiktoks and probably get tired of your BS.
Dean: I can't believe I slept with Midge fucking Maisel
Sam: I can
Crowley: I can't believe I got to meet Lenny Bruce
Cas: I still don't get it
Sam: I can
Crowley: I can't believe I got to meet Lenny Bruce
Cas: I still don't get it
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Dean: I can't believe I slept with Midge fucking Maisel
Sam: I can
Crowley: I can't believe I got to meet Lenny Bruce
Cas: I still don't get it
Sam: I can
Crowley: I can't believe I got to meet Lenny Bruce
Cas: I still don't get it
Abe:
Cas:
Crowley:
Moishe:
Crowley: 2 jews, a demon & an angel walk into a bar. The bartender said "where's the Rabbi?"
Abe: The first Jew days it's Saturday. The bartender says "a holy day, of course."
Moishe: the second jew shouts "NO, YOU PUTZ, THERE'S A SALE ON!"
Cas: I... Don't get it.
Cas:
Crowley:
Moishe:
Crowley: 2 jews, a demon & an angel walk into a bar. The bartender said "where's the Rabbi?"
Abe: The first Jew days it's Saturday. The bartender says "a holy day, of course."
Moishe: the second jew shouts "NO, YOU PUTZ, THERE'S A SALE ON!"
Cas: I... Don't get it.
November 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Abe:
Cas:
Crowley:
Moishe:
Crowley: 2 jews, a demon & an angel walk into a bar. The bartender said "where's the Rabbi?"
Abe: The first Jew days it's Saturday. The bartender says "a holy day, of course."
Moishe: the second jew shouts "NO, YOU PUTZ, THERE'S A SALE ON!"
Cas: I... Don't get it.
Cas:
Crowley:
Moishe:
Crowley: 2 jews, a demon & an angel walk into a bar. The bartender said "where's the Rabbi?"
Abe: The first Jew days it's Saturday. The bartender says "a holy day, of course."
Moishe: the second jew shouts "NO, YOU PUTZ, THERE'S A SALE ON!"
Cas: I... Don't get it.
Midge loses a toe,
Dean has the GREATEST time at a burlesque show
Suzy accidentally kills the frost demon by spilling her drink on it, and then falling on it, shoving it off the roof and onto Midge, six floors down, who is smoking a cigarette.
This unexpected conflagration warms her & saves her
Dean has the GREATEST time at a burlesque show
Suzy accidentally kills the frost demon by spilling her drink on it, and then falling on it, shoving it off the roof and onto Midge, six floors down, who is smoking a cigarette.
This unexpected conflagration warms her & saves her
November 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Midge loses a toe,
Dean has the GREATEST time at a burlesque show
Suzy accidentally kills the frost demon by spilling her drink on it, and then falling on it, shoving it off the roof and onto Midge, six floors down, who is smoking a cigarette.
This unexpected conflagration warms her & saves her
Dean has the GREATEST time at a burlesque show
Suzy accidentally kills the frost demon by spilling her drink on it, and then falling on it, shoving it off the roof and onto Midge, six floors down, who is smoking a cigarette.
This unexpected conflagration warms her & saves her
Like, it's been almost 2 months and my work with the queer cafe appears to be at an impasse largely because my assistance doesn't really appear wanted or needed but I still want to pitch in and help so...
November 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Like, it's been almost 2 months and my work with the queer cafe appears to be at an impasse largely because my assistance doesn't really appear wanted or needed but I still want to pitch in and help so...
It's honestly kiiiinda serendipitous timing tbh
November 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
It's honestly kiiiinda serendipitous timing tbh
Congratulations! 🎉🥳
November 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Congratulations! 🎉🥳
Mrs. Maisel, you don't make jokes ABOUT AFFAIRS in front of POLITICIANS' WIVES
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Mrs. Maisel, you don't make jokes ABOUT AFFAIRS in front of POLITICIANS' WIVES