Ashelia
@frostedsiren.bsky.social
I was a princess once. Now I write books, make podcasts, eat food, make dumb tiktoks and probably get tired of your BS.
With less surface area, it doesn't just not lose heat, it actively gives heating properties to the blanket around you.
This is less invasive to partners in your bed and takes wayyyy less time to heat up. Also, no fire hazard.
This is my +4 mermaid blanket of defrosting. It saves my life. Often.
This is less invasive to partners in your bed and takes wayyyy less time to heat up. Also, no fire hazard.
This is my +4 mermaid blanket of defrosting. It saves my life. Often.
November 17, 2025 at 9:31 AM
With less surface area, it doesn't just not lose heat, it actively gives heating properties to the blanket around you.
This is less invasive to partners in your bed and takes wayyyy less time to heat up. Also, no fire hazard.
This is my +4 mermaid blanket of defrosting. It saves my life. Often.
This is less invasive to partners in your bed and takes wayyyy less time to heat up. Also, no fire hazard.
This is my +4 mermaid blanket of defrosting. It saves my life. Often.
Tag yourself (i stole this)
November 16, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Tag yourself (i stole this)
Nintendo, looking for a legends Z-A pre-order gift
November 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Nintendo, looking for a legends Z-A pre-order gift
Well.
That's certainly never been done in 30 years of pokemon.
Gardevoir, you're going to need to take some steroids. I'm sorry.
That's certainly never been done in 30 years of pokemon.
Gardevoir, you're going to need to take some steroids. I'm sorry.
November 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Well.
That's certainly never been done in 30 years of pokemon.
Gardevoir, you're going to need to take some steroids. I'm sorry.
That's certainly never been done in 30 years of pokemon.
Gardevoir, you're going to need to take some steroids. I'm sorry.
Oh, that's gonna be FUN
October 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Oh, that's gonna be FUN
Galarian breakfast tea for me and squirt because the rain makes us homesick
October 22, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Galarian breakfast tea for me and squirt because the rain makes us homesick
Game freak was like "hold onto your butts, we're bringing fashion back" and then to highlight and underline this point, your character gets off the train dressed like this
October 17, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Game freak was like "hold onto your butts, we're bringing fashion back" and then to highlight and underline this point, your character gets off the train dressed like this
Game freak was just like "whelp, the only way we're gonna sell enough copies of Z-A is if we feed the gays" and then they fed the gays.
I am not complaining.
I am not complaining.
October 17, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Game freak was just like "whelp, the only way we're gonna sell enough copies of Z-A is if we feed the gays" and then they fed the gays.
I am not complaining.
I am not complaining.
Oma's white ass veggie bake
In order, layer
2 potatoes per person, cut into 1 inch cubes
1 carrot per person, peeled, cut into 1 inch slices
1 onion chopped in 8 & pulled apart
Crushed then sliced garlic (min 1 clove per person)
Oil as you see fit
Paprika & seasoned salt to taste
400°F 30-45 mins
In order, layer
2 potatoes per person, cut into 1 inch cubes
1 carrot per person, peeled, cut into 1 inch slices
1 onion chopped in 8 & pulled apart
Crushed then sliced garlic (min 1 clove per person)
Oil as you see fit
Paprika & seasoned salt to taste
400°F 30-45 mins
October 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Oma's white ass veggie bake
In order, layer
2 potatoes per person, cut into 1 inch cubes
1 carrot per person, peeled, cut into 1 inch slices
1 onion chopped in 8 & pulled apart
Crushed then sliced garlic (min 1 clove per person)
Oil as you see fit
Paprika & seasoned salt to taste
400°F 30-45 mins
In order, layer
2 potatoes per person, cut into 1 inch cubes
1 carrot per person, peeled, cut into 1 inch slices
1 onion chopped in 8 & pulled apart
Crushed then sliced garlic (min 1 clove per person)
Oil as you see fit
Paprika & seasoned salt to taste
400°F 30-45 mins
This is Karen. Karen steals Ashelia's coffee and has attachment issues.
September 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
This is Karen. Karen steals Ashelia's coffee and has attachment issues.
The evidence I might be a homicidal imp continues to add up.
September 18, 2025 at 4:59 AM
The evidence I might be a homicidal imp continues to add up.
@jenyetagain.bsky.social idk why I'm specifically tagging you but I feel like this is weirdly Jen coded
September 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
@jenyetagain.bsky.social idk why I'm specifically tagging you but I feel like this is weirdly Jen coded
Betty Crocker made me sacrifice three baby chickens to make this cake and it was worth it
September 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Betty Crocker made me sacrifice three baby chickens to make this cake and it was worth it
You've doom scrolled so far down the internet, you need to sing with this little guy to raise the gate to continue.
Fah ree do la si ma net 🎶
Fah ree do la si ma net 🎶
September 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
You've doom scrolled so far down the internet, you need to sing with this little guy to raise the gate to continue.
Fah ree do la si ma net 🎶
Fah ree do la si ma net 🎶
The decision to make both pickle chips and these pickle analogs for those super crunchy little onion bits was INSPIRED
September 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The decision to make both pickle chips and these pickle analogs for those super crunchy little onion bits was INSPIRED
Blasting off again!
August 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Blasting off again!
Kate's signature oatmeal and tomato soup meatloaf is LONG overdo. Michelle hasn't even had it before
August 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Kate's signature oatmeal and tomato soup meatloaf is LONG overdo. Michelle hasn't even had it before
