I have just had a strange phone call from a raspy man telling me if I "go the the forest I am going to kick your fucking woke head in".

I have decided that Bark and I will not walk in the woods today as the man sounded very angry.

#COYS #ComeOnYourSpurs

My dog, Bark Overmars, just ran for the ball and I had to tell him "no!". Wait for the ball. Stand still, and I will long throw the ball to him.
This creates more statistically significant chances & will improve his enjoyment of this game of fetch.
He is now sat in the field licking himself. #COYS

What do people do in the morning when you can't go into work & tell your players how great Arsenal FC is? I am at a loss!

I tried to tell my wife about the benefits of playing for set pieces and she told me to walk the dog. Now I am trying to teach the dog how to pass his ball backwards.

#COYS

I like this man, he is my friend and he speaks a lot of sense! You should all be more like him.
None of this was my fault. I wasn't the one who finished 17th last season! #ComeOnYourSpurs

#COYS
#THFC

Thomas Frank departs Tottenham with the worst win rate in the club's Premier League history.

Of the worst 10 Spurs managers for PL win rate, Juande Ramos was the most recent before Frank, and he departed in 2008.

Go on, one last time eh?

Sad news about Thomas Frank, but not surprising. Another decent manager broken by us. And to those of you celebrating the news, those of you gloating, shame on you. We've had up and coming managers, trophy winning managers, makeshift managers, broken them all. #COYS #THFC

I have a new profile picture. I also include this article for my application to the vacancy at Tottenham! I look forward to hearing from my friend Vinai.

www.premierleague.com/en/news/4323...

#COYS #FrankIn

This is not the end, my Tottenham friends! I see the love you had for the guy who finished 17th last season and I know that this time next year, you will be asking for me to come back with the same passion! #COYS #FrankBackIn

Starting strong 💪

Here’s how we kick off our 2025/26 Premier League campaign.

I have come into work this morning only to be told to clear my diary for lunchtime. I am very much looking forward to a nice lunch with Vinai to discuss how much better 16th is than 17th where we were last year before I came in to fix things #NiceLunch #AlwaysMovingForwardsNeverPassingForwards #COYS

Good morning Bluesky. You are all very lucky to have me here! I am looking forward your continued support as we improve on the terrible 17th place finish last season. I am seeing some lovely green shoots! #COYS #FrankIn #ENICIn