BIG fan of storing up advent calendars; I bought myself a gin one for summery gin & tonics all December, but also ordered a world whiskies one to keep until July when it's wintery and cold in Australia!

tepidly sunkissed butter

I literally put it down and said WHAT, HOW IS THAT ALLOWED in tones of gleeful admiration when I realised that [spoilery thing about structure]

I'd also accept it as a slogan on a modern day protest sign

I initially missed that these are all surnames and decided I would go to war for a character named Tax De Worms

I'm so excited for more murderbirds!

he's my Senator and has been responsive, communicative and proactive on many of the issues I care about!

sorry, I can't parse whether you've read it and this is indignation, or if you haven't and you're trying to find out if I agree with this representation (I don't)

so far she has eluded the phone camera but SOON

😘 thank you tristopher!!

Olivia!! thank yooooou 😭

this one! www.masterofmalt.com/gin/drinks-b...

I'm also supposed to finish drafting a novella by the end of the year and instead am doing a lot of...going to bed at 8pm. this "three jobs and also a toddler" thing is some malarkey.