HEXBUG SWALLOWER
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Just saw someone describe a video game as “like the 80s mixed with vaporwave”
January 16, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Just saw someone describe a video game as “like the 80s mixed with vaporwave”
Given the amount of wignat slang that has gone mainstream, I’m kind of surprised “keyed” never broke 4chan containment
January 16, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Given the amount of wignat slang that has gone mainstream, I’m kind of surprised “keyed” never broke 4chan containment
Scan taken from an old game magazine I found by the creek
January 16, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Scan taken from an old game magazine I found by the creek
“Metalfarm combines the visual signifiers of Metalheart with an emphasis on farm-related subjects such as cows, tractors, and ears of corn shared with other quintessentially Gen Z design nanotrends such as AgriSleaze and CowSoft.”
- CARI Aesthetic Institute
- CARI Aesthetic Institute
January 16, 2026 at 12:18 AM
“Metalfarm combines the visual signifiers of Metalheart with an emphasis on farm-related subjects such as cows, tractors, and ears of corn shared with other quintessentially Gen Z design nanotrends such as AgriSleaze and CowSoft.”
- CARI Aesthetic Institute
- CARI Aesthetic Institute
2 new emojis I just made: “mobland style execution” and “putting the object of one’s affection on a pedestal”
January 15, 2026 at 11:34 PM
2 new emojis I just made: “mobland style execution” and “putting the object of one’s affection on a pedestal”
It’s crazy people were actually losing their jobs for Kirkposting republicans were moving like that one The Fire Rises edit for like 2 weeks before they gave up
January 15, 2026 at 10:49 PM
It’s crazy people were actually losing their jobs for Kirkposting republicans were moving like that one The Fire Rises edit for like 2 weeks before they gave up
Has there ever been an actual "celebrity detective" in the same way there is in so many detective stories?
January 15, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Has there ever been an actual "celebrity detective" in the same way there is in so many detective stories?
People often bring up the wave of pulp fiction movies following the success of Batman '89, but few remember the pulp Batman Beyond ripoffs
January 14, 2026 at 7:00 PM
People often bring up the wave of pulp fiction movies following the success of Batman '89, but few remember the pulp Batman Beyond ripoffs
The real galaxy-brained take is that spandex superhero costumes are actually comic-inaccurate because the costumes aren't supposed to be that tight diagetically
January 14, 2026 at 6:12 PM
The real galaxy-brained take is that spandex superhero costumes are actually comic-inaccurate because the costumes aren't supposed to be that tight diagetically
Peacemaker is the only superhero whose costume also functions as a valid target work uniform
January 14, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Peacemaker is the only superhero whose costume also functions as a valid target work uniform
Elbonian version of Assad: who must go?
January 14, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Elbonian version of Assad: who must go?
Reposted by HEXBUG SWALLOWER
"Bisexuals👏 arent👏 greedy👏"; have you ever smoked with one?
January 14, 2026 at 5:34 PM
"Bisexuals👏 arent👏 greedy👏"; have you ever smoked with one?
I interact a lot with people who have insane encyclopedic knowledge of every comic ever published which means I think of myself as "not a big comic fan or anything" but in reality anyone who can name 3 different Robins is essentially Sheldon Bazinga in the eyes of the general populace
January 13, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I interact a lot with people who have insane encyclopedic knowledge of every comic ever published which means I think of myself as "not a big comic fan or anything" but in reality anyone who can name 3 different Robins is essentially Sheldon Bazinga in the eyes of the general populace
Concept: dark chocolate marketed like hot sauce or edibles. Huge label that says “99.999% CACAO!!”, cartoon of a French guy making an exaggerated “bitter” face, etc
January 13, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Concept: dark chocolate marketed like hot sauce or edibles. Huge label that says “99.999% CACAO!!”, cartoon of a French guy making an exaggerated “bitter” face, etc
Concerta makes me behave exactly as I do unmedicated but I just feel a little metallic and minty while I'm doing it
January 11, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Concerta makes me behave exactly as I do unmedicated but I just feel a little metallic and minty while I'm doing it
THINGS IN STAR WARS I FIND COOL:
- Midichlorians
- The Yuuzhan Vong
- The "Millenium Collective"
- The "decraniated"
I know about all these things not because I'm a star wars superfan, but because I saw a star wars fan complaining about how they don't belong in star wars.
- Midichlorians
- The Yuuzhan Vong
- The "Millenium Collective"
- The "decraniated"
I know about all these things not because I'm a star wars superfan, but because I saw a star wars fan complaining about how they don't belong in star wars.
I don't really hate Star Wars but I feel like it's like a collection of all the things that I, personally, don't find appealing in speculative fiction. And every time I stumble across an aspect of Star Wars I actually find cool there's always somebody saying it's "not real star wars"
January 11, 2026 at 7:29 PM
THINGS IN STAR WARS I FIND COOL:
- Midichlorians
- The Yuuzhan Vong
- The "Millenium Collective"
- The "decraniated"
I know about all these things not because I'm a star wars superfan, but because I saw a star wars fan complaining about how they don't belong in star wars.
- Midichlorians
- The Yuuzhan Vong
- The "Millenium Collective"
- The "decraniated"
I know about all these things not because I'm a star wars superfan, but because I saw a star wars fan complaining about how they don't belong in star wars.
I don't really hate Star Wars but I feel like it's like a collection of all the things that I, personally, don't find appealing in speculative fiction. And every time I stumble across an aspect of Star Wars I actually find cool there's always somebody saying it's "not real star wars"
January 11, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I don't really hate Star Wars but I feel like it's like a collection of all the things that I, personally, don't find appealing in speculative fiction. And every time I stumble across an aspect of Star Wars I actually find cool there's always somebody saying it's "not real star wars"
Wait is vampirella awesome? I thought it was just something image comics characters crossed over with when nobody else would say yes
The story ends with a burnt out comic artist drawing a comic HE wrote instead of his vapid writer #nooticing
January 11, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Wait is vampirella awesome? I thought it was just something image comics characters crossed over with when nobody else would say yes
Used bookstore haul goes crazy💪
January 10, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Used bookstore haul goes crazy💪
these graphics are insane
January 10, 2026 at 8:44 AM
these graphics are insane
old tweet from a rapper who just released a song called "KILLEMALL D3MON": just made a tumblr follow me on tunglr yall 😀
old tweet from a pop starlet who just released a self-described "gay anthem" called "Love Whoever Babe!": subway is always full of these fat faggotssss omg 😭
old tweet from a pop starlet who just released a self-described "gay anthem" called "Love Whoever Babe!": subway is always full of these fat faggotssss omg 😭
January 9, 2026 at 8:50 PM
old tweet from a rapper who just released a song called "KILLEMALL D3MON": just made a tumblr follow me on tunglr yall 😀
old tweet from a pop starlet who just released a self-described "gay anthem" called "Love Whoever Babe!": subway is always full of these fat faggotssss omg 😭
old tweet from a pop starlet who just released a self-described "gay anthem" called "Love Whoever Babe!": subway is always full of these fat faggotssss omg 😭
LOWORBITFUCCBOI277567: nahhh dolphin pussy got me acting strange bro tell me why I just applied for citizenship on Europa 😭
That_Snarky_Neocetacean: hey so this post is actually, um, super problematic?
I_POST_SNUFFXP: JUST POSTED AN EXPERIENCE PLAYBACK FROM A JOVIAN GETTING VAPORIZED 😳 TAP IN 👈
That_Snarky_Neocetacean: hey so this post is actually, um, super problematic?
I_POST_SNUFFXP: JUST POSTED AN EXPERIENCE PLAYBACK FROM A JOVIAN GETTING VAPORIZED 😳 TAP IN 👈
January 9, 2026 at 8:47 PM
LOWORBITFUCCBOI277567: nahhh dolphin pussy got me acting strange bro tell me why I just applied for citizenship on Europa 😭
That_Snarky_Neocetacean: hey so this post is actually, um, super problematic?
I_POST_SNUFFXP: JUST POSTED AN EXPERIENCE PLAYBACK FROM A JOVIAN GETTING VAPORIZED 😳 TAP IN 👈
That_Snarky_Neocetacean: hey so this post is actually, um, super problematic?
I_POST_SNUFFXP: JUST POSTED AN EXPERIENCE PLAYBACK FROM A JOVIAN GETTING VAPORIZED 😳 TAP IN 👈
Reposted by HEXBUG SWALLOWER
She's so Quitely'd up you cant even ask abt kirby
January 9, 2026 at 6:49 PM
She's so Quitely'd up you cant even ask abt kirby
Matthew Lillard's fit in the classroom scene of hackers is roughly on the level of the moon landing in terms of human achievement
January 9, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Matthew Lillard's fit in the classroom scene of hackers is roughly on the level of the moon landing in terms of human achievement
