Stuart Millard
@franticplanet.bsky.social
A month early for Patrons, a new video. God Help Ye, Merry Gentlemen, it's Little and Large at Christmas.
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November 25, 2025 at 9:25 AM
A month early for Patrons, a new video. God Help Ye, Merry Gentlemen, it's Little and Large at Christmas.
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"...they'd blummin' well let a pal overdose in the bath."
The Housesitter, Part One: The Mallett Residence. Exclusively on the fiction tier.
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The Housesitter, Part One: The Mallett Residence. Exclusively on the fiction tier.
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November 25, 2025 at 9:25 AM
"...they'd blummin' well let a pal overdose in the bath."
The Housesitter, Part One: The Mallett Residence. Exclusively on the fiction tier.
www.patreon.com/franticplanet
The Housesitter, Part One: The Mallett Residence. Exclusively on the fiction tier.
www.patreon.com/franticplanet
Deeply disturbed by Barry Chuckle's hair
November 24, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Deeply disturbed by Barry Chuckle's hair
No big names?! Heather off EastEnders and NEWS BOY as himself!
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 AM
No big names?! Heather off EastEnders and NEWS BOY as himself!
One of the best 'misreading Charlie Brooks as Charlie Brooker' experiences I've had yet
November 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
One of the best 'misreading Charlie Brooks as Charlie Brooker' experiences I've had yet
I just tell myself he's been hacked, repeatedly, for years. We can't lose another comedy titan 😞
November 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I just tell myself he's been hacked, repeatedly, for years. We can't lose another comedy titan 😞
Gone over like a Southern dame with the vapours at the sight of Billy and Mr. T
November 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Gone over like a Southern dame with the vapours at the sight of Billy and Mr. T
The most American game show hosted looking man I have ever seen
November 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The most American game show hosted looking man I have ever seen
No, but I wish I had, it sounds incredible
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 AM
No, but I wish I had, it sounds incredible
Now do one where you're the clown!
November 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Now do one where you're the clown!
Even if it took 100 years, it was worth it.
November 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Even if it took 100 years, it was worth it.
Maybe if he's having an ice bath
November 20, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Maybe if he's having an ice bath
That could not be more me, cheers
November 20, 2025 at 9:18 AM
That could not be more me, cheers
"Noel, do you have any outrageous pieces of funny for us tonight?"
"Have you chaps ever heard of something called bungee jumping?"
"Have you chaps ever heard of something called bungee jumping?"
November 20, 2025 at 9:16 AM
"Noel, do you have any outrageous pieces of funny for us tonight?"
"Have you chaps ever heard of something called bungee jumping?"
"Have you chaps ever heard of something called bungee jumping?"
Ian Curtis and Stroszek, except it's me and this.
November 18, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Ian Curtis and Stroszek, except it's me and this.
Unquestionably Keith Harris. Consistently the worst thing on any show he turns up on. 100% hit-rate of being awful.
November 18, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Unquestionably Keith Harris. Consistently the worst thing on any show he turns up on. 100% hit-rate of being awful.
Jesus Christ.
(can't fault the labels though)
(can't fault the labels though)
November 15, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Jesus Christ.
(can't fault the labels though)
(can't fault the labels though)