Stuart Millard
@franticplanet.bsky.social
Song 'n' dance, living toys, and man's inhumanity to man. In this month's essay, Tommy Steele sticks his thumbs in his braces to jig through the chirpily harrowing Christmas special Quincy's Quest.
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December 7, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Song 'n' dance, living toys, and man's inhumanity to man. In this month's essay, Tommy Steele sticks his thumbs in his braces to jig through the chirpily harrowing Christmas special Quincy's Quest.
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Also, when I was rooting around for the right picture, I came across this.
December 1, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Also, when I was rooting around for the right picture, I came across this.
Monthly Patreon thread, with seasonal offerings, including your fifth annual Selection Box video. Tiers start at £1, with 900,000+ words of content plus hours of audio and video (some of it Patreon-exclusive). Here's a public index of all the posts:
patreon.com/posts/26784352
patreon.com/posts/26784352
December 1, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Monthly Patreon thread, with seasonal offerings, including your fifth annual Selection Box video. Tiers start at £1, with 900,000+ words of content plus hours of audio and video (some of it Patreon-exclusive). Here's a public index of all the posts:
patreon.com/posts/26784352
patreon.com/posts/26784352
A month early for Patrons, a new video. God Help Ye, Merry Gentlemen, it's Little and Large at Christmas.
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November 25, 2025 at 9:25 AM
A month early for Patrons, a new video. God Help Ye, Merry Gentlemen, it's Little and Large at Christmas.
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www.patreon.com/franticplanet
If I could have chosen to look or sound like anyone, it would have been Udo Kier. Absolutely unheard of levels of aura.
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 AM
If I could have chosen to look or sound like anyone, it would have been Udo Kier. Absolutely unheard of levels of aura.
A month early for Patrons, my latest video crashes the televised Christmas parties of the man who set the bar Caligula and Dionysus futilely grasped for; the tabloid Great Gatsby, James Whale.
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November 15, 2025 at 9:01 AM
A month early for Patrons, my latest video crashes the televised Christmas parties of the man who set the bar Caligula and Dionysus futilely grasped for; the tabloid Great Gatsby, James Whale.
www.patreon.com/franticplanet
www.patreon.com/franticplanet
The final two lost House Party Hell videos have been reposted, for all tiers including Free.
Also, the next story on the Fiction Tier has been revealed.
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Also, the next story on the Fiction Tier has been revealed.
www.patreon.com/franticplanet
November 15, 2025 at 9:01 AM
The final two lost House Party Hell videos have been reposted, for all tiers including Free.
Also, the next story on the Fiction Tier has been revealed.
www.patreon.com/franticplanet
Also, the next story on the Fiction Tier has been revealed.
www.patreon.com/franticplanet
"We all float down here, you know"
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
"We all float down here, you know"
Andy Muschietti off of It when someone asks 'just one time could you do a monster that doesn't have long limbs and a wonky face and opens its gob really wide?'
November 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Andy Muschietti off of It when someone asks 'just one time could you do a monster that doesn't have long limbs and a wonky face and opens its gob really wide?'
A title screen I dreamed
November 10, 2025 at 8:51 AM
A title screen I dreamed
Welcome aboard! Me right now:
November 6, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Welcome aboard! Me right now:
I should've let it lie. In this month's essay, we look at the harrowing Shooting Stars spin-off, It's Ulrika.
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November 6, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I should've let it lie. In this month's essay, we look at the harrowing Shooting Stars spin-off, It's Ulrika.
www.patreon.com/franticplanet
www.patreon.com/franticplanet
Monthly Patreon thread. As always, free month if you sign up now as I won't charge until Dec 1st. Tiers start at £1, with 891,000+ words of content plus hours of audio and video (some of it Patreon-exclusive). Here's a public index of all the posts:
patreon.com/posts/26784352
patreon.com/posts/26784352
November 1, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Monthly Patreon thread. As always, free month if you sign up now as I won't charge until Dec 1st. Tiers start at £1, with 891,000+ words of content plus hours of audio and video (some of it Patreon-exclusive). Here's a public index of all the posts:
patreon.com/posts/26784352
patreon.com/posts/26784352
Happy Birthday, The Devil x
October 31, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Happy Birthday, The Devil x
Unfortunately I can't just dub over it, because I'll lose all his wife's magnificent outbursts of anger/jubilation.
October 28, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Unfortunately I can't just dub over it, because I'll lose all his wife's magnificent outbursts of anger/jubilation.
Absolutely weeping having to massacre a Hans Moretti section in an upcoming video cos he's got Jean-Michel Jarre playing in the background.
October 28, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Absolutely weeping having to massacre a Hans Moretti section in an upcoming video cos he's got Jean-Michel Jarre playing in the background.
me on my way to my Bluesky notifications
October 26, 2025 at 9:58 AM
me on my way to my Bluesky notifications
A month early for Patrons, every skunk ape and boggart's favourite tradition. Spritz yourself with holy water, it's your fourth annual Halloween Fright Bag.
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October 26, 2025 at 9:34 AM
A month early for Patrons, every skunk ape and boggart's favourite tradition. Spritz yourself with holy water, it's your fourth annual Halloween Fright Bag.
www.patreon.com/franticplanet
www.patreon.com/franticplanet
"Put the glasses on!"
"Fuck you!"
"Fuck you!"
October 26, 2025 at 8:32 AM
"Put the glasses on!"
"Fuck you!"
"Fuck you!"