Frank Conniff
@frankconniff.bsky.social
Writer, Comedian, TV’s Frank
Oh, right, almost forgot, I live in Minnesota.
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Oh, right, almost forgot, I live in Minnesota.
The French Legionnaires involved in the assassination of Charlie Kirk? Candice Owens has receipts.
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The French Legionnaires involved in the assassination of Charlie Kirk? Candice Owens has receipts.
The editors at The Atlantic opened their mouths to RFK Jr's harvest. He issued an on-the-record statement: "Drink from me, Love." And they did, offering him a rosary bead as a prop for his dreamy cover photo.
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The editors at The Atlantic opened their mouths to RFK Jr's harvest. He issued an on-the-record statement: "Drink from me, Love." And they did, offering him a rosary bead as a prop for his dreamy cover photo.
Knew your dancer I did.
November 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Knew your dancer I did.
Seize the #Caturday, Billy!
November 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Seize the #Caturday, Billy!
Just six times? If only!
November 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Just six times? If only!
Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses, as hate symbols.
Still waiting for word on the Captain's palm tree.
Still waiting for word on the Captain's palm tree.
November 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses, as hate symbols.
Still waiting for word on the Captain's palm tree.
Still waiting for word on the Captain's palm tree.
Damn, I missed all the "moving tributes" to Dick Cheney!
November 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Damn, I missed all the "moving tributes" to Dick Cheney!
They air double episodes of this 4am Saturday night on Catchy Comedy, one of several old people rerun channels I watch on my cable system. Just my opinion, but there's never been a funnier sitcom.
November 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
They air double episodes of this 4am Saturday night on Catchy Comedy, one of several old people rerun channels I watch on my cable system. Just my opinion, but there's never been a funnier sitcom.
Disaster has struck in my household. Billy has figured out how to open cabinets and drawers. “Now my power is beyond your control. I’m the God! I’m the God!”
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Disaster has struck in my household. Billy has figured out how to open cabinets and drawers. “Now my power is beyond your control. I’m the God! I’m the God!”
Just watched. This is a fucking movie.
November 16, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Just watched. This is a fucking movie.
Billy’s first visit to the Minneapolis vet this week. He cleverly hid himself but somehow we found him. #Caturday
November 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Billy’s first visit to the Minneapolis vet this week. He cleverly hid himself but somehow we found him. #Caturday
In the midst of a rewatch, with more to come I'm sure. This show is a fucking all-timer.
November 13, 2025 at 7:59 AM
In the midst of a rewatch, with more to come I'm sure. This show is a fucking all-timer.
Oh my God, this fucking movie. Suzanne Pleshette is a young woman who enjoys sex, driving her mother to a heart attack, Ben Gazzara to a fiery death, and ruining everything for everybody. An early use of the enhanced wide-screen slut-shame-erama process.
November 12, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Oh my God, this fucking movie. Suzanne Pleshette is a young woman who enjoys sex, driving her mother to a heart attack, Ben Gazzara to a fiery death, and ruining everything for everybody. An early use of the enhanced wide-screen slut-shame-erama process.
Sorry, still not an excuse for being willing to teabag RFK, Jr.
November 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Sorry, still not an excuse for being willing to teabag RFK, Jr.
She smiles and says, "I will always love you."
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
She smiles and says, "I will always love you."
I eat at this table. I’d rather Billy not sit on it. So we’ve reached a compromise: I’ll eat off a plate on my lap and he’ll sit wherever the fuck he wants. Cats always turn me into the Chuck Schumer of my own apartment.
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I eat at this table. I’d rather Billy not sit on it. So we’ve reached a compromise: I’ll eat off a plate on my lap and he’ll sit wherever the fuck he wants. Cats always turn me into the Chuck Schumer of my own apartment.
Had a feeling I'd enjoy this show. Shit is right up my alley. Loved the Candice Millard book it's based on, and what a great cast! But I didn't expect to be as moved by it as I was. A sensational mini-series.
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Had a feeling I'd enjoy this show. Shit is right up my alley. Loved the Candice Millard book it's based on, and what a great cast! But I didn't expect to be as moved by it as I was. A sensational mini-series.
Billy caught during the two or three seconds a day he’s willing to look at me. #Caturday
November 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Billy caught during the two or three seconds a day he’s willing to look at me. #Caturday
Pulitzer Prize photo right here.
November 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Pulitzer Prize photo right here.
Crisp, sunny, breezy, changing colors, falling leaves. Like beautiful fall days? You could do a lot worse than this.
November 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Crisp, sunny, breezy, changing colors, falling leaves. Like beautiful fall days? You could do a lot worse than this.
Ranked this guy first today. Not sure he’s going to win but hope he does. Either way, see you next year, Peggy Flanagan.
November 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Ranked this guy first today. Not sure he’s going to win but hope he does. Either way, see you next year, Peggy Flanagan.
My fridge in NYC was covered with I Voted stickers. Started my Minneapolis collection today.
November 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
My fridge in NYC was covered with I Voted stickers. Started my Minneapolis collection today.
...has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
...has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.