Franglaise
@franglaise.bsky.social
Franglaise. Languedoc 🇫🇷 Introvert. Sweary. Shitposter. Pics: Calvin, Chonk, dodgy food & random nice stuff I see (France). Prone to occasional ranty outbursts. Here for cats/floofs/nice views/cheese/daft shit
Yes Chonk
Calvin is a plonker
Calvin is a plonker
December 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Yes Chonk
Calvin is a plonker
Calvin is a plonker
All of those plus raccoon !
December 14, 2025 at 11:24 AM
All of those plus raccoon !
This is Chonk
He’s a senior cat
Lives S of France
Has no ears (skin cancer)
Loves food (obvs) & all the cuddles
Mainly bewildered
Still has zoomies every morning & likes playing football
Also likes rampaging around the garage
#CatStats
TL improvement
He’s a senior cat
Lives S of France
Has no ears (skin cancer)
Loves food (obvs) & all the cuddles
Mainly bewildered
Still has zoomies every morning & likes playing football
Also likes rampaging around the garage
#CatStats
TL improvement
December 14, 2025 at 10:48 AM
This is Chonk
He’s a senior cat
Lives S of France
Has no ears (skin cancer)
Loves food (obvs) & all the cuddles
Mainly bewildered
Still has zoomies every morning & likes playing football
Also likes rampaging around the garage
#CatStats
TL improvement
He’s a senior cat
Lives S of France
Has no ears (skin cancer)
Loves food (obvs) & all the cuddles
Mainly bewildered
Still has zoomies every morning & likes playing football
Also likes rampaging around the garage
#CatStats
TL improvement
She fits perfectly!
It was a case, as ever, of lots of online messages culminating with meeting in a car park…to buy a €15 piece of furniture ! (It’s the French way)
The vendor was very nice & gave me the stool together with the necessary to upholster it
A definite win
Next curtains !
It was a case, as ever, of lots of online messages culminating with meeting in a car park…to buy a €15 piece of furniture ! (It’s the French way)
The vendor was very nice & gave me the stool together with the necessary to upholster it
A definite win
Next curtains !
December 14, 2025 at 9:27 AM
She fits perfectly!
It was a case, as ever, of lots of online messages culminating with meeting in a car park…to buy a €15 piece of furniture ! (It’s the French way)
The vendor was very nice & gave me the stool together with the necessary to upholster it
A definite win
Next curtains !
It was a case, as ever, of lots of online messages culminating with meeting in a car park…to buy a €15 piece of furniture ! (It’s the French way)
The vendor was very nice & gave me the stool together with the necessary to upholster it
A definite win
Next curtains !
Making the most of the blue skies & sunshine as S of France has some shocking weather forecast for next 10 days 😱
December 14, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Making the most of the blue skies & sunshine as S of France has some shocking weather forecast for next 10 days 😱
Here’s a photo of the nearly 3000 running elves who startled The Teenager
📸 Ville de Béziers
📸 Ville de Béziers
December 14, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Here’s a photo of the nearly 3000 running elves who startled The Teenager
📸 Ville de Béziers
📸 Ville de Béziers
Feeeeeeeeed me (3rd breakfast)
December 14, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Feeeeeeeeed me (3rd breakfast)
It’s dimanche
Which means its head out to buy second hand furniture day!
Having only moved in a few weeks ago with nearly no furniture I’ve been on a mission to furnish chez moi, on a budget, ready for the hoards arriving next week
This is hopefully last piece for now
*et respire*
Which means its head out to buy second hand furniture day!
Having only moved in a few weeks ago with nearly no furniture I’ve been on a mission to furnish chez moi, on a budget, ready for the hoards arriving next week
This is hopefully last piece for now
*et respire*
December 14, 2025 at 6:46 AM
It’s dimanche
Which means its head out to buy second hand furniture day!
Having only moved in a few weeks ago with nearly no furniture I’ve been on a mission to furnish chez moi, on a budget, ready for the hoards arriving next week
This is hopefully last piece for now
*et respire*
Which means its head out to buy second hand furniture day!
Having only moved in a few weeks ago with nearly no furniture I’ve been on a mission to furnish chez moi, on a budget, ready for the hoards arriving next week
This is hopefully last piece for now
*et respire*
Found a photo of the 1000s of running elves!
No wonder The Teenager was startled!!
📸 crédit Ville de Béziers
No wonder The Teenager was startled!!
📸 crédit Ville de Béziers
December 14, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Found a photo of the 1000s of running elves!
No wonder The Teenager was startled!!
📸 crédit Ville de Béziers
No wonder The Teenager was startled!!
📸 crédit Ville de Béziers
We go live to Calvin (who has also face-planted)
December 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
We go live to Calvin (who has also face-planted)
One taking up 1/2 the sofa
The other face-planted into his rug
All kicking off here
The other face-planted into his rug
All kicking off here
December 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
One taking up 1/2 the sofa
The other face-planted into his rug
All kicking off here
The other face-planted into his rug
All kicking off here
Calvin back on neighbourhood watch
December 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Calvin back on neighbourhood watch
Finally spotted this rather magnificent door knocker on an equally magnificent door
S France
*ends*
S France
*ends*
December 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Finally spotted this rather magnificent door knocker on an equally magnificent door
S France
*ends*
S France
*ends*
A little amble further and I was in the cathedral
Quite young by local standards being only 1000 years old
S France
Quite young by local standards being only 1000 years old
S France
December 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
A little amble further and I was in the cathedral
Quite young by local standards being only 1000 years old
S France
Quite young by local standards being only 1000 years old
S France
Away from the 100s of Father Christmases, people were out enjoying a drink in the sunshine by an ancient olive tree
S France
S France
December 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Away from the 100s of Father Christmases, people were out enjoying a drink in the sunshine by an ancient olive tree
S France
S France
Clearly Father Christmases require a hearty lunch so we’re making the most of the mild weather & sunshine
S France
S France
December 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Clearly Father Christmases require a hearty lunch so we’re making the most of the mild weather & sunshine
S France
S France
Turns out all the 100s of Father Christmases arrived by motorbike
December 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Turns out all the 100s of Father Christmases arrived by motorbike
Saw this very chic Mother Christmas
S France
S France
December 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Saw this very chic Mother Christmas
S France
S France
I then fell upon a gathering of Father Christmases
100s of them!
S France
100s of them!
S France
December 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I then fell upon a gathering of Father Christmases
100s of them!
S France
100s of them!
S France
The open air brocante was just finishing up
December 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The open air brocante was just finishing up
Heading down the main shopping boulevard, I was walking behind Mr & Mme Noel, as you do
December 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Heading down the main shopping boulevard, I was walking behind Mr & Mme Noel, as you do
Further on in the park is this magnificent Haussmannien building overlooking the lake
S France
S France
December 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Further on in the park is this magnificent Haussmannien building overlooking the lake
S France
S France
Next on my French adventure cet aprèm, I came across this beautiful area in the park
December 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Next on my French adventure cet aprèm, I came across this beautiful area in the park