Francis Heaney
@francisheaney.bsky.social
Puzzles, ties, music, frivolity. Puzzlewright Press in the streets, AVCX in the singly-printed sheets. He/they.
Just kicking myself that I didn't predict it
November 29, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Just kicking myself that I didn't predict it
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So many tweets these days make me think "oh no, why did Lizzo get canceled??" before I look more closely and then decide to go back to looking less closely
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
So many tweets these days make me think "oh no, why did Lizzo get canceled??" before I look more closely and then decide to go back to looking less closely
Starship Titanic
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Starship Titanic
Nylons or Zappa?
November 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Nylons or Zappa?
You've convinced me, I'm moving to Minneapolis
November 17, 2025 at 11:57 PM
You've convinced me, I'm moving to Minneapolis
Numbers, famously not good for many things
November 13, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Numbers, famously not good for many things
HMS Pinniped is this anything
November 13, 2025 at 6:22 AM
HMS Pinniped is this anything
And another great B-side ("Harold and Joe") which I had on a CASSINGLE because I am a fossil
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
And another great B-side ("Harold and Joe") which I had on a CASSINGLE because I am a fossil
Probably more like there have always been tons of grids with ASS in them but Will just stopped editing it out
October 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Probably more like there have always been tons of grids with ASS in them but Will just stopped editing it out
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The only version of it available was taped off a scrambled cable channel for some reason.
October 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The only version of it available was taped off a scrambled cable channel for some reason.
Thanks for playing, all! The answer (revealed after many filler paragraphs, of course) is E: it was not as good as the writer remembered.
October 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Thanks for playing, all! The answer (revealed after many filler paragraphs, of course) is E: it was not as good as the writer remembered.
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The tracking on my vcr doesn’t work anymore
October 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
The tracking on my vcr doesn’t work anymore
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It reminds me too much of the time several of my co-workers were turned into small cubes and crushed into dust by ancient beings from the Andromeda Galaxy, and I just cannot deal.
October 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
It reminds me too much of the time several of my co-workers were turned into small cubes and crushed into dust by ancient beings from the Andromeda Galaxy, and I just cannot deal.
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It has sequences of flashing lights and I have a seizure disorder
October 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
It has sequences of flashing lights and I have a seizure disorder
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Because the electromagnetic waves that constitute the broadcast are now 59 light years from Earth
October 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Because the electromagnetic waves that constitute the broadcast are now 59 light years from Earth
Whoever was responsible for that should be sent to a penitenauntry
October 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Whoever was responsible for that should be sent to a penitenauntry