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GW13 🔒 (barring any leaks)
🌍 380k
🚨 Free Hit
Not 100% happy with it, tinkered too much when it didn’t need overthinking. Looking forward to a busy week ahead, good luck everyone!
🌍 380k
🚨 Free Hit
Not 100% happy with it, tinkered too much when it didn’t need overthinking. Looking forward to a busy week ahead, good luck everyone!
November 29, 2025 at 12:32 PM
GW13 🔒 (barring any leaks)
🌍 380k
🚨 Free Hit
Not 100% happy with it, tinkered too much when it didn’t need overthinking. Looking forward to a busy week ahead, good luck everyone!
🌍 380k
🚨 Free Hit
Not 100% happy with it, tinkered too much when it didn’t need overthinking. Looking forward to a busy week ahead, good luck everyone!
My green arrow has turned red and I’m now 380k!! This is UNACCEPTABLE and a clear abuse of power by Mean Mark Sutherns (VERY BAD). People are saying my team is the best they’ve seen (perfect!) but the WOKE MOB at FPL towers can’t handle it. SAD. Thankyou for your attention on this matter.
November 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
My green arrow has turned red and I’m now 380k!! This is UNACCEPTABLE and a clear abuse of power by Mean Mark Sutherns (VERY BAD). People are saying my team is the best they’ve seen (perfect!) but the WOKE MOB at FPL towers can’t handle it. SAD. Thankyou for your attention on this matter.
Shocked that ended up as a green arrow - all out for 41 points up to 323k (just)
Feels like another week of fine margins in places from a bumper score but we go again.
About 70/30 on playing free hit next week, team looks ok but there’s some upside to chase 🤔
Feels like another week of fine margins in places from a bumper score but we go again.
About 70/30 on playing free hit next week, team looks ok but there’s some upside to chase 🤔
November 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Shocked that ended up as a green arrow - all out for 41 points up to 323k (just)
Feels like another week of fine margins in places from a bumper score but we go again.
About 70/30 on playing free hit next week, team looks ok but there’s some upside to chase 🤔
Feels like another week of fine margins in places from a bumper score but we go again.
About 70/30 on playing free hit next week, team looks ok but there’s some upside to chase 🤔
He slapped his captain in the face
He scores the goals he’s fuckin’ ace
Ricardo Fuller
City’s Number 10
Ahhh memories ❤️
He scores the goals he’s fuckin’ ace
Ricardo Fuller
City’s Number 10
Ahhh memories ❤️
November 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
He slapped his captain in the face
He scores the goals he’s fuckin’ ace
Ricardo Fuller
City’s Number 10
Ahhh memories ❤️
He scores the goals he’s fuckin’ ace
Ricardo Fuller
City’s Number 10
Ahhh memories ❤️
My draft looking similar - wasn’t set on FH this week but it’s getting tempting
November 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
My draft looking similar - wasn’t set on FH this week but it’s getting tempting
GW12 🔒
🌍 343k
🔄 4/5
🏦 £1.0m
Four transfers, Jeremy? Four? That’s insane.
Pope ➡️ Raya
Gabriel ➡️ VVD
Semenyo ➡️ Mbeumo
Bowen ➡️ Thiago
Wanted to stay doubled up Arsenal defence so Raya comes in. Have rambled enough over IB so won’t repeat myself on the others.
Good to be back, good luck everyone!
🌍 343k
🔄 4/5
🏦 £1.0m
Four transfers, Jeremy? Four? That’s insane.
Pope ➡️ Raya
Gabriel ➡️ VVD
Semenyo ➡️ Mbeumo
Bowen ➡️ Thiago
Wanted to stay doubled up Arsenal defence so Raya comes in. Have rambled enough over IB so won’t repeat myself on the others.
Good to be back, good luck everyone!
November 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
GW12 🔒
🌍 343k
🔄 4/5
🏦 £1.0m
Four transfers, Jeremy? Four? That’s insane.
Pope ➡️ Raya
Gabriel ➡️ VVD
Semenyo ➡️ Mbeumo
Bowen ➡️ Thiago
Wanted to stay doubled up Arsenal defence so Raya comes in. Have rambled enough over IB so won’t repeat myself on the others.
Good to be back, good luck everyone!
🌍 343k
🔄 4/5
🏦 £1.0m
Four transfers, Jeremy? Four? That’s insane.
Pope ➡️ Raya
Gabriel ➡️ VVD
Semenyo ➡️ Mbeumo
Bowen ➡️ Thiago
Wanted to stay doubled up Arsenal defence so Raya comes in. Have rambled enough over IB so won’t repeat myself on the others.
Good to be back, good luck everyone!
Flagged at 75%, maybe he’s fine but maybe he’s not - and I don’t know if I want to take the risk.
And like a greedy boy at the carvery having two meats, I’m not picking Bruno or Mbeumo - I’d like abit of both please.
United run hot and cold (shocker) but his NPxG share is proving steady…
And like a greedy boy at the carvery having two meats, I’m not picking Bruno or Mbeumo - I’d like abit of both please.
United run hot and cold (shocker) but his NPxG share is proving steady…
November 18, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Flagged at 75%, maybe he’s fine but maybe he’s not - and I don’t know if I want to take the risk.
And like a greedy boy at the carvery having two meats, I’m not picking Bruno or Mbeumo - I’d like abit of both please.
United run hot and cold (shocker) but his NPxG share is proving steady…
And like a greedy boy at the carvery having two meats, I’m not picking Bruno or Mbeumo - I’d like abit of both please.
United run hot and cold (shocker) but his NPxG share is proving steady…
Stepping away from FPL briefly, is anyone else infatuated with this album??
November 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Stepping away from FPL briefly, is anyone else infatuated with this album??
Which leaves us with this lot.
Pope’s injury might be the catalyst to use a transfer there, outside of that I’m looking at my usual bench so anything is a real luxury transfer.
Pope’s injury might be the catalyst to use a transfer there, outside of that I’m looking at my usual bench so anything is a real luxury transfer.
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Which leaves us with this lot.
Pope’s injury might be the catalyst to use a transfer there, outside of that I’m looking at my usual bench so anything is a real luxury transfer.
Pope’s injury might be the catalyst to use a transfer there, outside of that I’m looking at my usual bench so anything is a real luxury transfer.
Re: Semenyo possibly cooling off
His NPxG per shot is reverting back to where it was last season - one to watch but I still rate him highly and happy to hold for now.
His NPxG per shot is reverting back to where it was last season - one to watch but I still rate him highly and happy to hold for now.
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Re: Semenyo possibly cooling off
His NPxG per shot is reverting back to where it was last season - one to watch but I still rate him highly and happy to hold for now.
His NPxG per shot is reverting back to where it was last season - one to watch but I still rate him highly and happy to hold for now.
First thoughts looking at the yellow lads - these 3 jump out.
- Sarr has so many fixtures plus AFCON coming up
- Semenyo is possibly cooling off, and i wouldn’t be scared to take on his ownership
- Senesi is one of a few DEFCON boys
But, I don’t think the time is now with those fixtures.
- Sarr has so many fixtures plus AFCON coming up
- Semenyo is possibly cooling off, and i wouldn’t be scared to take on his ownership
- Senesi is one of a few DEFCON boys
But, I don’t think the time is now with those fixtures.
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
First thoughts looking at the yellow lads - these 3 jump out.
- Sarr has so many fixtures plus AFCON coming up
- Semenyo is possibly cooling off, and i wouldn’t be scared to take on his ownership
- Senesi is one of a few DEFCON boys
But, I don’t think the time is now with those fixtures.
- Sarr has so many fixtures plus AFCON coming up
- Semenyo is possibly cooling off, and i wouldn’t be scared to take on his ownership
- Senesi is one of a few DEFCON boys
But, I don’t think the time is now with those fixtures.
So that’s one decision made, barring any injuries or shenanigans.
Next up, who to juggle around in this lot with potentially £2.1 in the bank 🤔
Next up, who to juggle around in this lot with potentially £2.1 in the bank 🤔
November 13, 2025 at 2:38 PM
So that’s one decision made, barring any injuries or shenanigans.
Next up, who to juggle around in this lot with potentially £2.1 in the bank 🤔
Next up, who to juggle around in this lot with potentially £2.1 in the bank 🤔
I’ve waiting a couple of days and let his weekend haul settle and I just can’t look past him. He’s been doing the business for me in #FPL30m since GW4.
Brentford are averaging 1.79 xG a game and he’s getting a nearly 37% share. Even better, that‘s been consistent home and away.
Brentford are averaging 1.79 xG a game and he’s getting a nearly 37% share. Even better, that‘s been consistent home and away.
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I’ve waiting a couple of days and let his weekend haul settle and I just can’t look past him. He’s been doing the business for me in #FPL30m since GW4.
Brentford are averaging 1.79 xG a game and he’s getting a nearly 37% share. Even better, that‘s been consistent home and away.
Brentford are averaging 1.79 xG a game and he’s getting a nearly 37% share. Even better, that‘s been consistent home and away.
My aim is to use 3-4 of my FTs this week. I’m definitely one to get overwhelmed when there’s too many decisions to make though so off to Excel we go.
Green = not going anywhere
Yellow = willing to sell
Red = want to sell
So there’s an obvious starting point, Bowen 🗑️
Green = not going anywhere
Yellow = willing to sell
Red = want to sell
So there’s an obvious starting point, Bowen 🗑️
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
My aim is to use 3-4 of my FTs this week. I’m definitely one to get overwhelmed when there’s too many decisions to make though so off to Excel we go.
Green = not going anywhere
Yellow = willing to sell
Red = want to sell
So there’s an obvious starting point, Bowen 🗑️
Green = not going anywhere
Yellow = willing to sell
Red = want to sell
So there’s an obvious starting point, Bowen 🗑️
🧵
Going to log my thoughts over the IB as a way to keep track of them but also to look back on as, most likely, where my decent start all came undone.
🌍 343k
🏦 £0.7
🔄 5/5
With the AFCON top up I need to make 10 transfers over the next 5 GWs to avoid burning any, but I generally like my team…
Going to log my thoughts over the IB as a way to keep track of them but also to look back on as, most likely, where my decent start all came undone.
🌍 343k
🏦 £0.7
🔄 5/5
With the AFCON top up I need to make 10 transfers over the next 5 GWs to avoid burning any, but I generally like my team…
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
🧵
Going to log my thoughts over the IB as a way to keep track of them but also to look back on as, most likely, where my decent start all came undone.
🌍 343k
🏦 £0.7
🔄 5/5
With the AFCON top up I need to make 10 transfers over the next 5 GWs to avoid burning any, but I generally like my team…
Going to log my thoughts over the IB as a way to keep track of them but also to look back on as, most likely, where my decent start all came undone.
🌍 343k
🏦 £0.7
🔄 5/5
With the AFCON top up I need to make 10 transfers over the next 5 GWs to avoid burning any, but I generally like my team…
Looking at Bournemouth overall, there’s been an obvious dip since their hot start to the season. I have faith in them to improve with upcoming fixtures, but it’s hard to see anyone as being obvious picks anymore.
November 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Looking at Bournemouth overall, there’s been an obvious dip since their hot start to the season. I have faith in them to improve with upcoming fixtures, but it’s hard to see anyone as being obvious picks anymore.
Naturally this is what my ‘stepping away for a week’ looks like…
Semenyo averaged roughly 0.12 NPxG per shot last season when he was seen as wasteful, currently at 0.17 and on a downward trend for volume and quality 🤔
Semenyo averaged roughly 0.12 NPxG per shot last season when he was seen as wasteful, currently at 0.17 and on a downward trend for volume and quality 🤔
November 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Naturally this is what my ‘stepping away for a week’ looks like…
Semenyo averaged roughly 0.12 NPxG per shot last season when he was seen as wasteful, currently at 0.17 and on a downward trend for volume and quality 🤔
Semenyo averaged roughly 0.12 NPxG per shot last season when he was seen as wasteful, currently at 0.17 and on a downward trend for volume and quality 🤔
All out for 40pts 🥱 and a small red arrow to 343k
One of them weeks and hasn’t done too much damage. 5 FT’s to stew on over the international break and not sure what the plan is atm - will probably step away completely for a week at least
One of them weeks and hasn’t done too much damage. 5 FT’s to stew on over the international break and not sure what the plan is atm - will probably step away completely for a week at least
November 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
All out for 40pts 🥱 and a small red arrow to 343k
One of them weeks and hasn’t done too much damage. 5 FT’s to stew on over the international break and not sure what the plan is atm - will probably step away completely for a week at least
One of them weeks and hasn’t done too much damage. 5 FT’s to stew on over the international break and not sure what the plan is atm - will probably step away completely for a week at least
GW11 🔒
🔄 0/4
🏦 £0.7
🌍 326k
We roll to the holy grail of 5 FT’s over the international break. Xhaka has been the only decision to make really, love the narrative but Arsenal defence is just something else.
Good luck everyone!
🔄 0/4
🏦 £0.7
🌍 326k
We roll to the holy grail of 5 FT’s over the international break. Xhaka has been the only decision to make really, love the narrative but Arsenal defence is just something else.
Good luck everyone!
November 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
GW11 🔒
🔄 0/4
🏦 £0.7
🌍 326k
We roll to the holy grail of 5 FT’s over the international break. Xhaka has been the only decision to make really, love the narrative but Arsenal defence is just something else.
Good luck everyone!
🔄 0/4
🏦 £0.7
🌍 326k
We roll to the holy grail of 5 FT’s over the international break. Xhaka has been the only decision to make really, love the narrative but Arsenal defence is just something else.
Good luck everyone!
All out for 78 and a nice little green arrow to 326k, Granit Xhaka ❤️
Some serious point dodging from Saka, Bruno and Bowen but what can you do 🤷♂️
Plans now are to roll next week and have 5 FT’s for the IB 🤞
Some serious point dodging from Saka, Bruno and Bowen but what can you do 🤷♂️
Plans now are to roll next week and have 5 FT’s for the IB 🤞
November 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
All out for 78 and a nice little green arrow to 326k, Granit Xhaka ❤️
Some serious point dodging from Saka, Bruno and Bowen but what can you do 🤷♂️
Plans now are to roll next week and have 5 FT’s for the IB 🤞
Some serious point dodging from Saka, Bruno and Bowen but what can you do 🤷♂️
Plans now are to roll next week and have 5 FT’s for the IB 🤞
As someone with no Mateta, Palace defence or Gyok this feels……ok?
November 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
As someone with no Mateta, Palace defence or Gyok this feels……ok?