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Setting next weeks bus team before this weeks team has let you down
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November 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Setting next weeks bus team before this weeks team has let you down
Sorba Thomas is better than everyone in my Free Hit team, go on Stoke!
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Sorba Thomas is better than everyone in my Free Hit team, go on Stoke!
GW13 🔒 (barring any leaks)
🌍 380k
🚨 Free Hit
Not 100% happy with it, tinkered too much when it didn’t need overthinking. Looking forward to a busy week ahead, good luck everyone!
🌍 380k
🚨 Free Hit
Not 100% happy with it, tinkered too much when it didn’t need overthinking. Looking forward to a busy week ahead, good luck everyone!
November 29, 2025 at 12:32 PM
GW13 🔒 (barring any leaks)
🌍 380k
🚨 Free Hit
Not 100% happy with it, tinkered too much when it didn’t need overthinking. Looking forward to a busy week ahead, good luck everyone!
🌍 380k
🚨 Free Hit
Not 100% happy with it, tinkered too much when it didn’t need overthinking. Looking forward to a busy week ahead, good luck everyone!
My green arrow has turned red and I’m now 380k!! This is UNACCEPTABLE and a clear abuse of power by Mean Mark Sutherns (VERY BAD). People are saying my team is the best they’ve seen (perfect!) but the WOKE MOB at FPL towers can’t handle it. SAD. Thankyou for your attention on this matter.
November 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
My green arrow has turned red and I’m now 380k!! This is UNACCEPTABLE and a clear abuse of power by Mean Mark Sutherns (VERY BAD). People are saying my team is the best they’ve seen (perfect!) but the WOKE MOB at FPL towers can’t handle it. SAD. Thankyou for your attention on this matter.
Shocked that ended up as a green arrow - all out for 41 points up to 323k (just)
Feels like another week of fine margins in places from a bumper score but we go again.
About 70/30 on playing free hit next week, team looks ok but there’s some upside to chase 🤔
Feels like another week of fine margins in places from a bumper score but we go again.
About 70/30 on playing free hit next week, team looks ok but there’s some upside to chase 🤔
November 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Shocked that ended up as a green arrow - all out for 41 points up to 323k (just)
Feels like another week of fine margins in places from a bumper score but we go again.
About 70/30 on playing free hit next week, team looks ok but there’s some upside to chase 🤔
Feels like another week of fine margins in places from a bumper score but we go again.
About 70/30 on playing free hit next week, team looks ok but there’s some upside to chase 🤔
He slapped his captain in the face
He scores the goals he’s fuckin’ ace
Ricardo Fuller
City’s Number 10
Ahhh memories ❤️
He scores the goals he’s fuckin’ ace
Ricardo Fuller
City’s Number 10
Ahhh memories ❤️
November 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
He slapped his captain in the face
He scores the goals he’s fuckin’ ace
Ricardo Fuller
City’s Number 10
Ahhh memories ❤️
He scores the goals he’s fuckin’ ace
Ricardo Fuller
City’s Number 10
Ahhh memories ❤️
GW12 🔒
🌍 343k
🔄 4/5
🏦 £1.0m
Four transfers, Jeremy? Four? That’s insane.
Pope ➡️ Raya
Gabriel ➡️ VVD
Semenyo ➡️ Mbeumo
Bowen ➡️ Thiago
Wanted to stay doubled up Arsenal defence so Raya comes in. Have rambled enough over IB so won’t repeat myself on the others.
Good to be back, good luck everyone!
🌍 343k
🔄 4/5
🏦 £1.0m
Four transfers, Jeremy? Four? That’s insane.
Pope ➡️ Raya
Gabriel ➡️ VVD
Semenyo ➡️ Mbeumo
Bowen ➡️ Thiago
Wanted to stay doubled up Arsenal defence so Raya comes in. Have rambled enough over IB so won’t repeat myself on the others.
Good to be back, good luck everyone!
November 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
GW12 🔒
🌍 343k
🔄 4/5
🏦 £1.0m
Four transfers, Jeremy? Four? That’s insane.
Pope ➡️ Raya
Gabriel ➡️ VVD
Semenyo ➡️ Mbeumo
Bowen ➡️ Thiago
Wanted to stay doubled up Arsenal defence so Raya comes in. Have rambled enough over IB so won’t repeat myself on the others.
Good to be back, good luck everyone!
🌍 343k
🔄 4/5
🏦 £1.0m
Four transfers, Jeremy? Four? That’s insane.
Pope ➡️ Raya
Gabriel ➡️ VVD
Semenyo ➡️ Mbeumo
Bowen ➡️ Thiago
Wanted to stay doubled up Arsenal defence so Raya comes in. Have rambled enough over IB so won’t repeat myself on the others.
Good to be back, good luck everyone!
Wrestling
Comic Books
Horror Films
Excel
Root Beer
Punk
Vic and Bob
Cooking
Football Manager
Accurately predicting (within 10%) the bankers offer on Deal or No Deal
Comic Books
Horror Films
Excel
Root Beer
Punk
Vic and Bob
Cooking
Football Manager
Accurately predicting (within 10%) the bankers offer on Deal or No Deal
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Bats
Sci-Fi films
Strong beer
Long black
Fantasy Premier League
Gigs
VBA in Excel
Catan
Cooking
Astronomy
Get to know your followers
10 random things you like
Jazz but not that Trad shite
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Rubbish fourth division football
Vespa scooters
Shopping in Chiltern St
Ralph the Jackhund
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GK Chesterton
Long walks
10 random things you like
Jazz but not that Trad shite
Expensive shoes
Rubbish fourth division football
Vespa scooters
Shopping in Chiltern St
Ralph the Jackhund
Expensive jackets
Spain
GK Chesterton
Long walks
November 15, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Comic Books
Horror Films
Excel
Root Beer
Punk
Vic and Bob
Cooking
Football Manager
Accurately predicting (within 10%) the bankers offer on Deal or No Deal
Comic Books
Horror Films
Excel
Root Beer
Punk
Vic and Bob
Cooking
Football Manager
Accurately predicting (within 10%) the bankers offer on Deal or No Deal
Stepping away from FPL briefly, is anyone else infatuated with this album??
November 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Stepping away from FPL briefly, is anyone else infatuated with this album??
🧵
Going to log my thoughts over the IB as a way to keep track of them but also to look back on as, most likely, where my decent start all came undone.
🌍 343k
🏦 £0.7
🔄 5/5
With the AFCON top up I need to make 10 transfers over the next 5 GWs to avoid burning any, but I generally like my team…
Going to log my thoughts over the IB as a way to keep track of them but also to look back on as, most likely, where my decent start all came undone.
🌍 343k
🏦 £0.7
🔄 5/5
With the AFCON top up I need to make 10 transfers over the next 5 GWs to avoid burning any, but I generally like my team…
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
🧵
Going to log my thoughts over the IB as a way to keep track of them but also to look back on as, most likely, where my decent start all came undone.
🌍 343k
🏦 £0.7
🔄 5/5
With the AFCON top up I need to make 10 transfers over the next 5 GWs to avoid burning any, but I generally like my team…
Going to log my thoughts over the IB as a way to keep track of them but also to look back on as, most likely, where my decent start all came undone.
🌍 343k
🏦 £0.7
🔄 5/5
With the AFCON top up I need to make 10 transfers over the next 5 GWs to avoid burning any, but I generally like my team…
Naturally this is what my ‘stepping away for a week’ looks like…
Semenyo averaged roughly 0.12 NPxG per shot last season when he was seen as wasteful, currently at 0.17 and on a downward trend for volume and quality 🤔
Semenyo averaged roughly 0.12 NPxG per shot last season when he was seen as wasteful, currently at 0.17 and on a downward trend for volume and quality 🤔
November 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Naturally this is what my ‘stepping away for a week’ looks like…
Semenyo averaged roughly 0.12 NPxG per shot last season when he was seen as wasteful, currently at 0.17 and on a downward trend for volume and quality 🤔
Semenyo averaged roughly 0.12 NPxG per shot last season when he was seen as wasteful, currently at 0.17 and on a downward trend for volume and quality 🤔
All out for 40pts 🥱 and a small red arrow to 343k
One of them weeks and hasn’t done too much damage. 5 FT’s to stew on over the international break and not sure what the plan is atm - will probably step away completely for a week at least
One of them weeks and hasn’t done too much damage. 5 FT’s to stew on over the international break and not sure what the plan is atm - will probably step away completely for a week at least
November 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
All out for 40pts 🥱 and a small red arrow to 343k
One of them weeks and hasn’t done too much damage. 5 FT’s to stew on over the international break and not sure what the plan is atm - will probably step away completely for a week at least
One of them weeks and hasn’t done too much damage. 5 FT’s to stew on over the international break and not sure what the plan is atm - will probably step away completely for a week at least
GW11 🔒
🔄 0/4
🏦 £0.7
🌍 326k
We roll to the holy grail of 5 FT’s over the international break. Xhaka has been the only decision to make really, love the narrative but Arsenal defence is just something else.
Good luck everyone!
🔄 0/4
🏦 £0.7
🌍 326k
We roll to the holy grail of 5 FT’s over the international break. Xhaka has been the only decision to make really, love the narrative but Arsenal defence is just something else.
Good luck everyone!
November 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
GW11 🔒
🔄 0/4
🏦 £0.7
🌍 326k
We roll to the holy grail of 5 FT’s over the international break. Xhaka has been the only decision to make really, love the narrative but Arsenal defence is just something else.
Good luck everyone!
🔄 0/4
🏦 £0.7
🌍 326k
We roll to the holy grail of 5 FT’s over the international break. Xhaka has been the only decision to make really, love the narrative but Arsenal defence is just something else.
Good luck everyone!
All out for 78 and a nice little green arrow to 326k, Granit Xhaka ❤️
Some serious point dodging from Saka, Bruno and Bowen but what can you do 🤷♂️
Plans now are to roll next week and have 5 FT’s for the IB 🤞
Some serious point dodging from Saka, Bruno and Bowen but what can you do 🤷♂️
Plans now are to roll next week and have 5 FT’s for the IB 🤞
November 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
All out for 78 and a nice little green arrow to 326k, Granit Xhaka ❤️
Some serious point dodging from Saka, Bruno and Bowen but what can you do 🤷♂️
Plans now are to roll next week and have 5 FT’s for the IB 🤞
Some serious point dodging from Saka, Bruno and Bowen but what can you do 🤷♂️
Plans now are to roll next week and have 5 FT’s for the IB 🤞
As someone with no Mateta, Palace defence or Gyok this feels……ok?
November 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
As someone with no Mateta, Palace defence or Gyok this feels……ok?
More like Jean-Philippe meta-ta am I right
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November 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
More like Jean-Philippe meta-ta am I right
GW10 🔒
0/3 FTs
0.7 🏦
385k 🌎
Easy roll, keeping the faith with Bowen for another 2 weeks at least 🫣
Good luck everyone!
0/3 FTs
0.7 🏦
385k 🌎
Easy roll, keeping the faith with Bowen for another 2 weeks at least 🫣
Good luck everyone!
October 31, 2025 at 9:04 PM
GW10 🔒
0/3 FTs
0.7 🏦
385k 🌎
Easy roll, keeping the faith with Bowen for another 2 weeks at least 🫣
Good luck everyone!
0/3 FTs
0.7 🏦
385k 🌎
Easy roll, keeping the faith with Bowen for another 2 weeks at least 🫣
Good luck everyone!
If you think you’ve had a bad week, check out my mates 24pt Bench Boost.
You love to see it.
You love to see it.
October 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
If you think you’ve had a bad week, check out my mates 24pt Bench Boost.
You love to see it.
You love to see it.
57 all out and another green arrow.
Obviously this was looking a lot better before Van de Ven went batshit but I ain’t complaining 🙃
Obviously this was looking a lot better before Van de Ven went batshit but I ain’t complaining 🙃
October 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
57 all out and another green arrow.
Obviously this was looking a lot better before Van de Ven went batshit but I ain’t complaining 🙃
Obviously this was looking a lot better before Van de Ven went batshit but I ain’t complaining 🙃
Come on Bruno give me something…
October 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Come on Bruno give me something…
Refreshing Xhaka’s stats every 3 minutes
October 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Refreshing Xhaka’s stats every 3 minutes
GW9 🔒
Xhaka vs Guiu an interesting decision this week.
Xhaka >60mins + DEFCON ≈ 4pts
Guiu <60mins + goal ≈ 5pts
Normally I’d chase the upside but head is winning this one. Other than that an easy week, rolling to 3 FTs
Good luck everyone!
Xhaka vs Guiu an interesting decision this week.
Xhaka >60mins + DEFCON ≈ 4pts
Guiu <60mins + goal ≈ 5pts
Normally I’d chase the upside but head is winning this one. Other than that an easy week, rolling to 3 FTs
Good luck everyone!
October 24, 2025 at 9:35 AM
GW9 🔒
Xhaka vs Guiu an interesting decision this week.
Xhaka >60mins + DEFCON ≈ 4pts
Guiu <60mins + goal ≈ 5pts
Normally I’d chase the upside but head is winning this one. Other than that an easy week, rolling to 3 FTs
Good luck everyone!
Xhaka vs Guiu an interesting decision this week.
Xhaka >60mins + DEFCON ≈ 4pts
Guiu <60mins + goal ≈ 5pts
Normally I’d chase the upside but head is winning this one. Other than that an easy week, rolling to 3 FTs
Good luck everyone!
A green arrow on a wildcard!
All out for 76 and up to 550k, steady progress.
All out for 76 and up to 550k, steady progress.
October 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
A green arrow on a wildcard!
All out for 76 and up to 550k, steady progress.
All out for 76 and up to 550k, steady progress.