Fpl Failure
@fpl-failure.bsky.social
I’ve always been bad at FPL but I like talking about it!
Actually got good for three years but back to the norm now.
24/25: 242k
23/24: 1148th
22/23: 93k
21/22: 40k
Pre 2021: we don’t talk about this.
Oh and I’m a Wolves fan, unfortunately.
Actually got good for three years but back to the norm now.
24/25: 242k
23/24: 1148th
22/23: 93k
21/22: 40k
Pre 2021: we don’t talk about this.
Oh and I’m a Wolves fan, unfortunately.
That VVD or a Palace defender decision couldn’t have gone worse if it tried.
I think that’s finally done it for me. I need to stop caring about this stupid game. All it does it make me angry which, quite frankly, is embarrassing.
No more Bluesky, no more content, no more patreon/slack groups.
I think that’s finally done it for me. I need to stop caring about this stupid game. All it does it make me angry which, quite frankly, is embarrassing.
No more Bluesky, no more content, no more patreon/slack groups.
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
That VVD or a Palace defender decision couldn’t have gone worse if it tried.
I think that’s finally done it for me. I need to stop caring about this stupid game. All it does it make me angry which, quite frankly, is embarrassing.
No more Bluesky, no more content, no more patreon/slack groups.
I think that’s finally done it for me. I need to stop caring about this stupid game. All it does it make me angry which, quite frankly, is embarrassing.
No more Bluesky, no more content, no more patreon/slack groups.
Fuck this fucking game man
November 22, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Fuck this fucking game man
There’s literally no way these me could have one any worse. This is absolutely ridiculous
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
There’s literally no way these me could have one any worse. This is absolutely ridiculous
Palace defence going to double my rank single handedly here
November 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Palace defence going to double my rank single handedly here
Enzo well on his way to 6 blanks in a row here. What a dreadful buy he’s been.
November 22, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Enzo well on his way to 6 blanks in a row here. What a dreadful buy he’s been.
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All of a sudden with that Wirtz news I’m leaning towards getting Lacroix instead of VVD to allow Gakpo in next week
November 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
All of a sudden with that Wirtz news I’m leaning towards getting Lacroix instead of VVD to allow Gakpo in next week
Gabriel to VVD feels obvious but leaves me with no Palace defence and rules out Thiago next week 🤔
November 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Gabriel to VVD feels obvious but leaves me with no Palace defence and rules out Thiago next week 🤔
Also, @fplpricey.bsky.social will hate me but I can’t help look at Enzo to Doku next week. Hope he plays the home games against Leeds, Sunderland and West Ham. Have a plan to bench for the others and sell in 18. What could go wrong?
November 19, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Also, @fplpricey.bsky.social will hate me but I can’t help look at Enzo to Doku next week. Hope he plays the home games against Leeds, Sunderland and West Ham. Have a plan to bench for the others and sell in 18. What could go wrong?
Morning all. I’ve had a bit of an fpl and social media detox since the last disaster of a gameweek. Feels good!
However, turns out using two transfers to switch one player at the start of the break probably wasn’t optimal with all these flags 😂
However, turns out using two transfers to switch one player at the start of the break probably wasn’t optimal with all these flags 😂
November 19, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Morning all. I’ve had a bit of an fpl and social media detox since the last disaster of a gameweek. Feels good!
However, turns out using two transfers to switch one player at the start of the break probably wasn’t optimal with all these flags 😂
However, turns out using two transfers to switch one player at the start of the break probably wasn’t optimal with all these flags 😂
4 penalty misses for my fpl team in 11 gameweeks is stupid. What a crap season all round.
November 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
4 penalty misses for my fpl team in 11 gameweeks is stupid. What a crap season all round.
I fucking love owning Bowen and Enzo. Absolute disaster class this week.
November 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I fucking love owning Bowen and Enzo. Absolute disaster class this week.
Bowen needs to find the nearest biggest bin and get all the way into it asap
November 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Bowen needs to find the nearest biggest bin and get all the way into it asap
Rolling this week after a bit of a rough gw10. Still sitting quite nicely at 470k but I’m begging for Bowen to finally come good today
November 8, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Rolling this week after a bit of a rough gw10. Still sitting quite nicely at 470k but I’m begging for Bowen to finally come good today
Anyway, some more Mukiele heroics tonight would be lovely
November 3, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Anyway, some more Mukiele heroics tonight would be lovely
Well, selling Pedro instead of Bowen last week was technically the wrong call, but I feel pretty unlucky that Bowen came away with nothing in that game.
Can’t imagine West Ham score 3 goals with no Bowen involvement very often!
Can’t imagine West Ham score 3 goals with no Bowen involvement very often!
November 3, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Well, selling Pedro instead of Bowen last week was technically the wrong call, but I feel pretty unlucky that Bowen came away with nothing in that game.
Can’t imagine West Ham score 3 goals with no Bowen involvement very often!
Can’t imagine West Ham score 3 goals with no Bowen involvement very often!
This is going to be a brutal week!
November 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
This is going to be a brutal week!
Mbeumo’s going to be the rank killer this week isn’t he? Hoping for a Dyche revival to keep him quiet this weekend
October 31, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Mbeumo’s going to be the rank killer this week isn’t he? Hoping for a Dyche revival to keep him quiet this weekend
I’ve done the maverick Pedro to Mateta move, just to be different. I hate Bowen being there but he gets two more games before likely becoming Guiu with Longstaff moving up to an 8m ish mid in gw12
October 31, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I’ve done the maverick Pedro to Mateta move, just to be different. I hate Bowen being there but he gets two more games before likely becoming Guiu with Longstaff moving up to an 8m ish mid in gw12
You can all pipe down about your blanks and doubles now 😅
October 30, 2025 at 11:33 AM
You can all pipe down about your blanks and doubles now 😅
Was set on Pedro to Mateta as my only move but seriously tempted to move Bowen and Longstaff to Kroupi and Mbeumo as well for a -4.
Too points chasey?
Too points chasey?
October 27, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Was set on Pedro to Mateta as my only move but seriously tempted to move Bowen and Longstaff to Kroupi and Mbeumo as well for a -4.
Too points chasey?
Too points chasey?
Super week, despite Van de Ven doing his best to ruin it. All chips gone now though so the fun but is over.
October 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Super week, despite Van de Ven doing his best to ruin it. All chips gone now though so the fun but is over.
I’m not a petty man but the main reason I want Gabriel and Saka to play is so that no one gets Rodon off the bench 🙃
October 26, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I’m not a petty man but the main reason I want Gabriel and Saka to play is so that no one gets Rodon off the bench 🙃