Thomas has been doing this for literal decades and it's just gone ignored and it pisses me off

This framing completely ignores a very important part of this. Clarence Thomas has been using decisions to say, "hey I see what you're trying to do. I agree with you. Here's what you need to do in order to win next time I see you."

The government is just taking his instructions

We'll learn you yet, young Padawan

Oooh actually this is more accurate, you right.

I swear if it weren't for my back deciding to make life miserable the last 3 days this would've been the best week I've had in months lol

Can't fucking wait.

Relationship status: available for curbside pick up.

I'm stealing this next time I trick myself into downloading dating apps again

Can we get some Fs in the chat

The chucklefuck can't take all of us

Omg me too. We should fight that guy. It's like the opposite of santa, wakes you up early and gives you horrors instead of presents

I would simply like to go to sleep and have someone wake me up when we're in a better timeline
Jfc

"White people don't" is also the name of an alternate timeline where world peace is achieved

Ngl this should be a good litmus test for white people. If the potential to get side eyed by someone at a grocery store offends you, you don't get to go to those grocery store 🤷‍♂️ sorry bud

Not my cart not my horses on the whole discourse. But "oh no won't someone think of the whites" is a weird take to he seeing

I don't give a single solitary fuck about whatever fanfic scenario people are going on and on about.

Fun fact, I actually passed that challenge. One of the few times I babysat as a teenager, the fucking kids turned on me at one point I'm the night and demanded I do it and would not leave me alone.

So I said fuck it, didn't die, and was convinced it was an elaborate prank for the longest time.