Absolute Bi Flamingo🦩
@fowlflamingo.bsky.social
Kazooie4Life. Foul mouthed pink lawn ornament enthusiast.
WOOOOOW TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH RYAN @ryanfromcanada.bsky.social
October 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
WOOOOOW TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH RYAN @ryanfromcanada.bsky.social
Sir I pinned this in my chat when I got on the bus specifically so you knew where they both were lmfao
October 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Sir I pinned this in my chat when I got on the bus specifically so you knew where they both were lmfao
Y'all I have this amazing new smoking strategy you have to try. You just smoke like normal, right? And then! 5 minutes later you gargle water and I guess it's supposed to help somehow?
The results speak for themselves:
The results speak for themselves:
October 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Y'all I have this amazing new smoking strategy you have to try. You just smoke like normal, right? And then! 5 minutes later you gargle water and I guess it's supposed to help somehow?
The results speak for themselves:
The results speak for themselves:
Not to be dramatic or anything, but I think I might have the prettiest dog to ever dog in the history of dogs
October 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Not to be dramatic or anything, but I think I might have the prettiest dog to ever dog in the history of dogs
So I saved a squirrel from our very own nature terrorist, Daisy
September 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
So I saved a squirrel from our very own nature terrorist, Daisy
This was the other floof I became best friends with 😂 I can't remember his name. But I hung out with him at the gluten free bakery in Spokane for a solid hour and a half. He's a Keeshond and I swear he looks like a mix of my old dog King and my brothers old dog Kiba
September 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
This was the other floof I became best friends with 😂 I can't remember his name. But I hung out with him at the gluten free bakery in Spokane for a solid hour and a half. He's a Keeshond and I swear he looks like a mix of my old dog King and my brothers old dog Kiba
Oh, also, I got me a replacement potato while I was away. No one tell Kartafla
September 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Oh, also, I got me a replacement potato while I was away. No one tell Kartafla
This was the second time Zuzu jumped in my lap. This freaking cat is every bit as cute as Jammy has everyone believing, by the way. He's perfect
September 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
This was the second time Zuzu jumped in my lap. This freaking cat is every bit as cute as Jammy has everyone believing, by the way. He's perfect
I missed this little shit so much lol she won't stop barking at me 😂
September 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I missed this little shit so much lol she won't stop barking at me 😂
Not to brag or anything but I basically win at life. Zuzu has accepted me and is laying in my lap 🥹
September 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Not to brag or anything but I basically win at life. Zuzu has accepted me and is laying in my lap 🥹
Hey guys look who I found
September 20, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Hey guys look who I found
First thing I found after figuring out how to get to Jammy on my trip: a gluten free bakery.
FLAGS WE LOVE TO SEE
FLAGS WE LOVE TO SEE
September 20, 2025 at 1:44 AM
First thing I found after figuring out how to get to Jammy on my trip: a gluten free bakery.
FLAGS WE LOVE TO SEE
FLAGS WE LOVE TO SEE
My dog is prettier than your dog
September 9, 2025 at 5:33 AM
My dog is prettier than your dog
Corporate would like you to spot the difference in these two pictures
August 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Corporate would like you to spot the difference in these two pictures
Flamingos in Your Mom (picture included because it's a real band I swear)
August 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Flamingos in Your Mom (picture included because it's a real band I swear)
Still happening, huh?
July 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Still happening, huh?
Not exactly how I wanted to go camping for the first time in years. But on the bright side, this was a stunning view from our campsite. And Kartafla did phenomenally
Only barked when a 150lb Great Dane barked at her. Other than that she was perfect. We need to come back under better circumhstances
Only barked when a 150lb Great Dane barked at her. Other than that she was perfect. We need to come back under better circumhstances
July 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Not exactly how I wanted to go camping for the first time in years. But on the bright side, this was a stunning view from our campsite. And Kartafla did phenomenally
Only barked when a 150lb Great Dane barked at her. Other than that she was perfect. We need to come back under better circumhstances
Only barked when a 150lb Great Dane barked at her. Other than that she was perfect. We need to come back under better circumhstances
...I forgot to give you the potato
July 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
...I forgot to give you the potato
I couldn't decide whether I wanted to ask you if I looked Canadian, or if Temple was actually just, y'know, frustrated and ready to go not actually annoyed. So here I am asking both
July 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I couldn't decide whether I wanted to ask you if I looked Canadian, or if Temple was actually just, y'know, frustrated and ready to go not actually annoyed. So here I am asking both
If that voice note were a shrimp, it'd have the biggest fucking neon lights red flag ever that said "BAIT"
July 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
If that voice note were a shrimp, it'd have the biggest fucking neon lights red flag ever that said "BAIT"
If I'm honest I mostly made a new account to show off my potato
July 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
If I'm honest I mostly made a new account to show off my potato