Formal Giraffe
@formalgiraffe.bsky.social
I'm Frank the Formal Giraffe. Yes, I'm actually a giraffe, yes, I look fantastic in a suit. I'm 18ft tall, the weather is nice up here, thanks for asking
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I'd be fuming if that was given against us 🤣🤣🤣🤣
December 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I'd be fuming if that was given against us 🤣🤣🤣🤣
If only we had a difference maker on the bench.. like say.. Salah?
Fuck it. Bring Rio on.. anything for a bit of life
Fuck it. Bring Rio on.. anything for a bit of life
December 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
If only we had a difference maker on the bench.. like say.. Salah?
Fuck it. Bring Rio on.. anything for a bit of life
Fuck it. Bring Rio on.. anything for a bit of life
The year is now 2056. Isak comes within 3 minutes of being allowed to play the full 90 for the first time in a red shirt
December 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The year is now 2056. Isak comes within 3 minutes of being allowed to play the full 90 for the first time in a red shirt
We give up the most pathetically easy corners of any team anywhere
December 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
We give up the most pathetically easy corners of any team anywhere
15 mins of the most dull football you'll ever see
December 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
15 mins of the most dull football you'll ever see
Maybe time for Mac to go sit down and have a juice box
December 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Maybe time for Mac to go sit down and have a juice box
Missing: Liverpool midfield
Last seen: just before the disallowed goal
Wake the fuck up. They were doing great until that
Last seen: just before the disallowed goal
Wake the fuck up. They were doing great until that
December 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Missing: Liverpool midfield
Last seen: just before the disallowed goal
Wake the fuck up. They were doing great until that
Last seen: just before the disallowed goal
Wake the fuck up. They were doing great until that
On the back foot since the disallowed goal.
Liverpool faces some adversity and it all starts to go sideways
Get your bloody heads on straight!
Liverpool faces some adversity and it all starts to go sideways
Get your bloody heads on straight!
December 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
On the back foot since the disallowed goal.
Liverpool faces some adversity and it all starts to go sideways
Get your bloody heads on straight!
Liverpool faces some adversity and it all starts to go sideways
Get your bloody heads on straight!
Inter and the importance of stretching before the game..
December 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Inter and the importance of stretching before the game..
Well.. it could be worse. We could be Wolves fans
December 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Well.. it could be worse. We could be Wolves fans
I guess we'll see who has more good faith banked with the club. Arne or Mo.
Arne was right to drop him, but wrong to keep him out the team.
Mo is right to feel aggrieved, but also wasn't putting on first-11 performances.
And Slots gamble hasn't paid off..
Arne was right to drop him, but wrong to keep him out the team.
Mo is right to feel aggrieved, but also wasn't putting on first-11 performances.
And Slots gamble hasn't paid off..
December 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I guess we'll see who has more good faith banked with the club. Arne or Mo.
Arne was right to drop him, but wrong to keep him out the team.
Mo is right to feel aggrieved, but also wasn't putting on first-11 performances.
And Slots gamble hasn't paid off..
Arne was right to drop him, but wrong to keep him out the team.
Mo is right to feel aggrieved, but also wasn't putting on first-11 performances.
And Slots gamble hasn't paid off..
Konate starts every game. Konate costs us every game. Gomez rotting on the bench.
Somebody make it make sense.
Somebody make it make sense.
December 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Konate starts every game. Konate costs us every game. Gomez rotting on the bench.
Somebody make it make sense.
Somebody make it make sense.
Leeds fans cheering a draw like they've just won the champions league 🤣
December 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Leeds fans cheering a draw like they've just won the champions league 🤣
This is what we get for trying to waste time in the corner with 6.5 mins left
December 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
This is what we get for trying to waste time in the corner with 6.5 mins left
9???? How the fuck is it 9?
December 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
9???? How the fuck is it 9?
Szobo!
Now fucking lock it down.
Now fucking lock it down.
December 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Szobo!
Now fucking lock it down.
Now fucking lock it down.
Can already see all the players heads are gone.
We have the most fragile character in the league. Anything goes wrong, they collapse like a pack of cards
We have the most fragile character in the league. Anything goes wrong, they collapse like a pack of cards
December 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Can already see all the players heads are gone.
We have the most fragile character in the league. Anything goes wrong, they collapse like a pack of cards
We have the most fragile character in the league. Anything goes wrong, they collapse like a pack of cards
Having Bradley back would be the exact kind of game where Salah could do well, getting service down the side.
Instead it looks all very flat.
Gakpo hasn't been impressing me much. Rio could be a dark horse to come on with a burst of energy down the left (he won't get a chance, but still)
Instead it looks all very flat.
Gakpo hasn't been impressing me much. Rio could be a dark horse to come on with a burst of energy down the left (he won't get a chance, but still)
December 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Having Bradley back would be the exact kind of game where Salah could do well, getting service down the side.
Instead it looks all very flat.
Gakpo hasn't been impressing me much. Rio could be a dark horse to come on with a burst of energy down the left (he won't get a chance, but still)
Instead it looks all very flat.
Gakpo hasn't been impressing me much. Rio could be a dark horse to come on with a burst of energy down the left (he won't get a chance, but still)
Happy Arsenal finally lost day, to all those who celebrate it 🤣
December 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Happy Arsenal finally lost day, to all those who celebrate it 🤣
Goodbye savings
September 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Goodbye savings
Today I drive into the office, start working, then the network goes out.
All of my work for today is on a shared drive.
My boss just now: "hey frank, will you have that finished by 3?"
Me: 🙄
All of my work for today is on a shared drive.
My boss just now: "hey frank, will you have that finished by 3?"
Me: 🙄
September 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Today I drive into the office, start working, then the network goes out.
All of my work for today is on a shared drive.
My boss just now: "hey frank, will you have that finished by 3?"
Me: 🙄
All of my work for today is on a shared drive.
My boss just now: "hey frank, will you have that finished by 3?"
Me: 🙄