Formal Giraffe
@formalgiraffe.bsky.social
I'm Frank the Formal Giraffe. Yes, I'm actually a giraffe, yes, I look fantastic in a suit. I'm 18ft tall, the weather is nice up here, thanks for asking
#YNWA
#YNWA
Alright, time for me to go be productive for a bit - the damn paving slab under the grill won't level itself
Behave yourselves 😁
Behave yourselves 😁
February 8, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Alright, time for me to go be productive for a bit - the damn paving slab under the grill won't level itself
Behave yourselves 😁
Behave yourselves 😁
If you were Rio, one of the most exciting young talents in the game, watching Gakpo start ahead of you every single game - would you wait patiently or start wondering if some other team would value you more
February 8, 2026 at 7:27 PM
If you were Rio, one of the most exciting young talents in the game, watching Gakpo start ahead of you every single game - would you wait patiently or start wondering if some other team would value you more
The real injustice here is that I can't even grab a drink and jump in the pool, because it's fuckin freezing in there 🤣
February 8, 2026 at 7:00 PM
The real injustice here is that I can't even grab a drink and jump in the pool, because it's fuckin freezing in there 🤣
I'm going to bang the same drum I have been since November.
We have no leadership.
It's glaring. Nobody bossing the team around, no game plan, no impact subs.
Everyone just standing around hoping for the best.
Arne has burned through the goodwill he got from klopps team.
We have no leadership.
It's glaring. Nobody bossing the team around, no game plan, no impact subs.
Everyone just standing around hoping for the best.
Arne has burned through the goodwill he got from klopps team.
February 8, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I'm going to bang the same drum I have been since November.
We have no leadership.
It's glaring. Nobody bossing the team around, no game plan, no impact subs.
Everyone just standing around hoping for the best.
Arne has burned through the goodwill he got from klopps team.
We have no leadership.
It's glaring. Nobody bossing the team around, no game plan, no impact subs.
Everyone just standing around hoping for the best.
Arne has burned through the goodwill he got from klopps team.
Fuck all of this. But I've applauded Szobo off the field. He's been the only bright spark
February 8, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Fuck all of this. But I've applauded Szobo off the field. He's been the only bright spark
Pathetic.
Can't wait for everyone to tell me again that Arne is the man to lead.
We have the weakest mentality of any team I've seen.
Can't wait for everyone to tell me again that Arne is the man to lead.
We have the weakest mentality of any team I've seen.
February 8, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Pathetic.
Can't wait for everyone to tell me again that Arne is the man to lead.
We have the weakest mentality of any team I've seen.
Can't wait for everyone to tell me again that Arne is the man to lead.
We have the weakest mentality of any team I've seen.
I'm honestly not even surprised - and that is the worst part of this
We played like cowards for 45 minutes - we can't act surprised when we collapse
We played like cowards for 45 minutes - we can't act surprised when we collapse
February 8, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I'm honestly not even surprised - and that is the worst part of this
We played like cowards for 45 minutes - we can't act surprised when we collapse
We played like cowards for 45 minutes - we can't act surprised when we collapse
Hold up. TV said Hugo was off for Jones..
But it was gakpo? Fucking crushing it peacock
But it was gakpo? Fucking crushing it peacock
February 8, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Hold up. TV said Hugo was off for Jones..
But it was gakpo? Fucking crushing it peacock
But it was gakpo? Fucking crushing it peacock
Fuck me..
Szobo is something else
Szobo is something else
February 8, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Fuck me..
Szobo is something else
Szobo is something else
Like I said. Salah gets fuck all
If it's not a pen, it should be denial of a goal scoring opportunity.. the "covering player" was on the other side of the box
If it's not a pen, it should be denial of a goal scoring opportunity.. the "covering player" was on the other side of the box
February 8, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Like I said. Salah gets fuck all
If it's not a pen, it should be denial of a goal scoring opportunity.. the "covering player" was on the other side of the box
If it's not a pen, it should be denial of a goal scoring opportunity.. the "covering player" was on the other side of the box
Rio for gakpo please
February 8, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Rio for gakpo please
Finally a bit of life!
February 8, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Finally a bit of life!
Half time thoughts:
- We are playing like we're scared (again)
- Did Mac even touch the ball?
- Mo could be executed on the halfway line and not get a foul
- Is there a purpose to gakpo starting?
- We seem to be bypassing our own midfield every chance we get
- Another slow start that'll cost us
- We are playing like we're scared (again)
- Did Mac even touch the ball?
- Mo could be executed on the halfway line and not get a foul
- Is there a purpose to gakpo starting?
- We seem to be bypassing our own midfield every chance we get
- Another slow start that'll cost us
February 8, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Half time thoughts:
- We are playing like we're scared (again)
- Did Mac even touch the ball?
- Mo could be executed on the halfway line and not get a foul
- Is there a purpose to gakpo starting?
- We seem to be bypassing our own midfield every chance we get
- Another slow start that'll cost us
- We are playing like we're scared (again)
- Did Mac even touch the ball?
- Mo could be executed on the halfway line and not get a foul
- Is there a purpose to gakpo starting?
- We seem to be bypassing our own midfield every chance we get
- Another slow start that'll cost us
This is fucking woeful. Again.
February 8, 2026 at 5:10 PM
This is fucking woeful. Again.
I am sick and tired of these slow starts
February 8, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I am sick and tired of these slow starts
At least it isnt a noon game.. but I am tiiiiiiiiiiiiired
February 8, 2026 at 4:12 PM
At least it isnt a noon game.. but I am tiiiiiiiiiiiiired
That Utd fan might actually get his hair cut soon - one more win to the 5, and west ham up next 😂
February 7, 2026 at 6:07 PM
That Utd fan might actually get his hair cut soon - one more win to the 5, and west ham up next 😂
Hate to repost my own stuff - but I'd love a bit of feedback if anyone has a second
Looking for some feedback
Banter FC has all the fixtures, results, league tables etc., as well as team, league, and fixture chat.
What was missing was tv listings so you know where to catch the game.
So question time - channel in a small badge (as shown in the image on the top fixture) - or ..
Banter FC has all the fixtures, results, league tables etc., as well as team, league, and fixture chat.
What was missing was tv listings so you know where to catch the game.
So question time - channel in a small badge (as shown in the image on the top fixture) - or ..
February 6, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Hate to repost my own stuff - but I'd love a bit of feedback if anyone has a second
Looking for some feedback
Banter FC has all the fixtures, results, league tables etc., as well as team, league, and fixture chat.
What was missing was tv listings so you know where to catch the game.
So question time - channel in a small badge (as shown in the image on the top fixture) - or ..
Banter FC has all the fixtures, results, league tables etc., as well as team, league, and fixture chat.
What was missing was tv listings so you know where to catch the game.
So question time - channel in a small badge (as shown in the image on the top fixture) - or ..
February 5, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Looking for some feedback
Banter FC has all the fixtures, results, league tables etc., as well as team, league, and fixture chat.
What was missing was tv listings so you know where to catch the game.
So question time - channel in a small badge (as shown in the image on the top fixture) - or ..
Banter FC has all the fixtures, results, league tables etc., as well as team, league, and fixture chat.
What was missing was tv listings so you know where to catch the game.
So question time - channel in a small badge (as shown in the image on the top fixture) - or ..
Banter FC is now available on the Google play store
Get it here: banterfc.app/play or find it on the Play store
Get it here: banterfc.app/play or find it on the Play store
February 2, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Sensational second half.. more of that please
January 31, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Sensational second half.. more of that please
Absolutely deserved for Konate!
Made up for him that he gets to celebrate that one for his dad
Made up for him that he gets to celebrate that one for his dad
January 31, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Absolutely deserved for Konate!
Made up for him that he gets to celebrate that one for his dad
Made up for him that he gets to celebrate that one for his dad