Brienne of Farts
@forestsea.bsky.social
Weaponizing incompetence and firmly planted in my dumb bitch era.
Bassist of RECEIVE.
BuryThemAndKeepQuiet.Bandcamp.com
OceanOfGhosts.Bandcamp.com
GroomerGrind.Bandcamp.com
DrownedForest.Bandcamp.com
Petter of cats and dogs.
Bassist of RECEIVE.
BuryThemAndKeepQuiet.Bandcamp.com
OceanOfGhosts.Bandcamp.com
GroomerGrind.Bandcamp.com
DrownedForest.Bandcamp.com
Petter of cats and dogs.
I guarantee I would do it all just for an opportunity to snooze in his little sidewalk wooden shack while “More Than Words” plays softly on his shitty little radio
December 3, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I guarantee I would do it all just for an opportunity to snooze in his little sidewalk wooden shack while “More Than Words” plays softly on his shitty little radio
I keep reading it as “Al” like short for Albert. Like it’s just some basic dude that everyone either LOVES or HATES for some reason
December 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I keep reading it as “Al” like short for Albert. Like it’s just some basic dude that everyone either LOVES or HATES for some reason
Like, it smells more like it now, or it smelled equally like it before and after
November 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Like, it smells more like it now, or it smelled equally like it before and after
Dear lord he’s a gorgeous beast
November 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Dear lord he’s a gorgeous beast
I heard something about parachutes and got distracted, but it sounds exciting.
November 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I heard something about parachutes and got distracted, but it sounds exciting.
We’re back, baby
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
We’re back, baby
No I’m saying give your child tape or else they’ll grow up to have far too many music projects to be able to focus on any one of them and fall asleep in mascara way too often
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
No I’m saying give your child tape or else they’ll grow up to have far too many music projects to be able to focus on any one of them and fall asleep in mascara way too often
I would be hot but the Democrats won’t let me ugh
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I would be hot but the Democrats won’t let me ugh
Big fan of that outfit hot dang. I need more sweat pants.
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Big fan of that outfit hot dang. I need more sweat pants.
Unfortunately the partridges are boobing.
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Unfortunately the partridges are boobing.
Alfredo is known for his intolerance of dork shit. Maybe he will slaughter them all for their insolence.
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Alfredo is known for his intolerance of dork shit. Maybe he will slaughter them all for their insolence.
Oh I do this with my mascara all the time. It’s a pain in the ass to remove so I’m gonna get my moneys worth.
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Oh I do this with my mascara all the time. It’s a pain in the ass to remove so I’m gonna get my moneys worth.
I remember throwing a fit when I was five because my mom wouldnt give me tape and told me to use glue instead. Now look at me.
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I remember throwing a fit when I was five because my mom wouldnt give me tape and told me to use glue instead. Now look at me.
Out: breasting boobily
In: cunting cuntily
In: cunting cuntily
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Out: breasting boobily
In: cunting cuntily
In: cunting cuntily
The Redactor sounds like a post-“The Fragile” NIN album title
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
The Redactor sounds like a post-“The Fragile” NIN album title
I’m asking Santa for a dropcloth this year. I’ve been a
*shudder*
Good girl.
*shudder*
Good girl.
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I’m asking Santa for a dropcloth this year. I’ve been a
*shudder*
Good girl.
*shudder*
Good girl.
Are you sure it’s not “Al” as in short for “Alfredo the Sicilian Demon?”
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Are you sure it’s not “Al” as in short for “Alfredo the Sicilian Demon?”