Brienne of Farts
@forestsea.bsky.social
Weaponizing incompetence and firmly planted in my dumb bitch era.
Bassist of RECEIVE.
BuryThemAndKeepQuiet.Bandcamp.com
OceanOfGhosts.Bandcamp.com
GroomerGrind.Bandcamp.com
DrownedForest.Bandcamp.com
Petter of cats and dogs.
Bassist of RECEIVE.
BuryThemAndKeepQuiet.Bandcamp.com
OceanOfGhosts.Bandcamp.com
GroomerGrind.Bandcamp.com
DrownedForest.Bandcamp.com
Petter of cats and dogs.
I think there’s an alternate timeline in which a 25-year-old me had just moved to NYC and had an intense erotic December fling with a young mustachioed man who sells Christmas trees on the street.
December 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I think there’s an alternate timeline in which a 25-year-old me had just moved to NYC and had an intense erotic December fling with a young mustachioed man who sells Christmas trees on the street.
High, moisturized, and slightly too chilly right now
December 2, 2025 at 5:04 AM
High, moisturized, and slightly too chilly right now
Thanksgiving dinner is pizza! Also one of my exposed breasts.
November 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Thanksgiving dinner is pizza! Also one of my exposed breasts.
Lame adults listening to AC/DC’s “Back In Black” when I was in high school: man they don’t make music like this anymore.
Me listening to Finch’s “What It Is To Burn” in 2025: man they don’t make music like this anymore
Me listening to Finch’s “What It Is To Burn” in 2025: man they don’t make music like this anymore
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Lame adults listening to AC/DC’s “Back In Black” when I was in high school: man they don’t make music like this anymore.
Me listening to Finch’s “What It Is To Burn” in 2025: man they don’t make music like this anymore
Me listening to Finch’s “What It Is To Burn” in 2025: man they don’t make music like this anymore
Photos of me and Callie by Esther from ButchIsNotADirtyWord. I recommend checking them out.
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Photos of me and Callie by Esther from ButchIsNotADirtyWord. I recommend checking them out.
Pale legs, bathroom selfie portrait mode, homosexual potluck, 40th birthday ‘fit
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Pale legs, bathroom selfie portrait mode, homosexual potluck, 40th birthday ‘fit
I have some tornado video on in the background and keep imagining that when the narrator mentions what the “chasers” do, he’s talking about a very different kind of chaser get caught in a traffic jam, or a muddy road, or a line of chasers panicking, etc.
November 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I have some tornado video on in the background and keep imagining that when the narrator mentions what the “chasers” do, he’s talking about a very different kind of chaser get caught in a traffic jam, or a muddy road, or a line of chasers panicking, etc.
The real test to making sure I cleaned all the lube off my bedroom floor was waking up this morning and not slipping down the hall like a Tom And Jerry cartoon. Success.
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The real test to making sure I cleaned all the lube off my bedroom floor was waking up this morning and not slipping down the hall like a Tom And Jerry cartoon. Success.
Making a sacrifice to the poop gods, lesbian love in a Photo Booth, hella good lighting in a basement in Portland, bootie tattoos with my fellow Mudflap Girl
November 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Making a sacrifice to the poop gods, lesbian love in a Photo Booth, hella good lighting in a basement in Portland, bootie tattoos with my fellow Mudflap Girl
I just found out that my girlfriend named her main go-to Pokémon after me. In the words of Chandler Bing: “can I BE any more wet?”
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I just found out that my girlfriend named her main go-to Pokémon after me. In the words of Chandler Bing: “can I BE any more wet?”
Got a pot of dildumbo cooking.
November 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Got a pot of dildumbo cooking.
*sigh*
Imma be down til I’m dead in the ground
Imma be down til I’m dead in the ground
Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
October 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
*sigh*
Imma be down til I’m dead in the ground
Imma be down til I’m dead in the ground
Real love is a beautiful butch sending you photos of dinosaur fossils to think about because you’re expecting a physically and mentally taxing day at work.
October 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Real love is a beautiful butch sending you photos of dinosaur fossils to think about because you’re expecting a physically and mentally taxing day at work.
I got a bunch of my hair chopped off and I fw it
October 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I got a bunch of my hair chopped off and I fw it
“Liberate tutemet ex inferis”
October 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
“Liberate tutemet ex inferis”
Trying on clothes at the thrift store. Caution: my boobs.
Jumpsuit was way too small I couldn’t get in it. Mesh top is designed to be worn OVER something else. I got it though. I bought the dress too.
Jumpsuit was way too small I couldn’t get in it. Mesh top is designed to be worn OVER something else. I got it though. I bought the dress too.
October 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Trying on clothes at the thrift store. Caution: my boobs.
Jumpsuit was way too small I couldn’t get in it. Mesh top is designed to be worn OVER something else. I got it though. I bought the dress too.
Jumpsuit was way too small I couldn’t get in it. Mesh top is designed to be worn OVER something else. I got it though. I bought the dress too.
My girlfriend’s review of feet, having never seen them:
“Bro what the fuck is wrong with your fingers”
“Bro what the fuck is wrong with your fingers”
October 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
My girlfriend’s review of feet, having never seen them:
“Bro what the fuck is wrong with your fingers”
“Bro what the fuck is wrong with your fingers”
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October 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Do any musicians want to trade bandcamp download codes with me?
October 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Do any musicians want to trade bandcamp download codes with me?
Also: I think I have Nintendo Thumb. Kinda sucks.
October 2, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Also: I think I have Nintendo Thumb. Kinda sucks.
Coal Chamber was one of the best bands of the nu metal era, and their self titled album is perfect.
October 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Coal Chamber was one of the best bands of the nu metal era, and their self titled album is perfect.
I’m listening to Green Day’s Dookie for the first time in at least 20 years and I’m surprised that I still remember most of the lyrics. It is a certified banger from start to finish.
October 1, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I’m listening to Green Day’s Dookie for the first time in at least 20 years and I’m surprised that I still remember most of the lyrics. It is a certified banger from start to finish.
I’m having a good hip day. Enjoy the tasteful view.
September 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I’m having a good hip day. Enjoy the tasteful view.