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Foone
@foone.bsky.social
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Hardware / software necromancer
collector of Weird Stuff
maker of Death Generators.
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foone.bsky.social
the House MD DS game, showing Foreman saying: WE HAVE INJECTED A GUEST WITH A DRUG. EMS REQD AT THE GATE. MY CALL AM the House MD DS game, showing House saying: only idiots try the medicine drug
December 5, 2025 at 8:35 AM
foone.bsky.social
these are the voyages of the USS DickNacelles
Star trek: Amok Time. The Enterprise orbits Vulcan. The starboard nacelle is marked as a penis
December 5, 2025 at 7:36 AM
foone.bsky.social
good to know I'm not the only one with nipple-chin according to this model
star trek: amok time. Kirk lies back, eyes closed, with Spock holding a belt wrapped around his throat. The model has marked his chin as a nipple
December 5, 2025 at 7:33 AM
foone.bsky.social
speaking of weird vulcan biology, I feel bad for front-ass over there
star trek: amok time. Spock stands in the sand, next to a vulcan guard holding a weapon. his (front) crotch is marked as an ass
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 AM
foone.bsky.social
spock's right armpit has got that recursive pussy
vulcan biology is weird
star trek: amok time. Spock and kirk are fighting, and we're seeing spock's back with kirk in front of him. spock's entire back is marked as an ass, and his right armpit is marked as a pussy, with a smaller pussy inside it
December 5, 2025 at 7:29 AM
foone.bsky.social
kirk is really enjoying fighting with spock, apparently
star trek: amok time. kirk kneels in the sand, his shirt torn open and his chest bloody, while mccoy exits the scene to the right. kirk's chest is marked as several overlapping nipples, and his left hand is marked as a penis
December 5, 2025 at 7:26 AM
foone.bsky.social
fun fact: shatner's chest is a maze of twisty nipples, always moving and changing
December 5, 2025 at 7:23 AM
foone.bsky.social
much like santa, kirk is made of fractal penises with a side of nipples
star trek: amok time. kirk is laying on the ground, shirt torn. the model has marked his head, chest, and entire upper body as a penis, with his face marked as a nipple
December 5, 2025 at 7:19 AM
foone.bsky.social
kirk and spock fight in the sand, both grappling for the penis
star trek: amok time. Kirk and Spock are fighting with a pole shaped weapon, and the model has marked the pole in between their hands as a penis
December 5, 2025 at 7:16 AM
foone.bsky.social
this early in the transportation effect, it's already spotted shatner's big naturals
star trek: amok time. mccoy, kirk, and spock are beaming down to a planet. they're still mostly a colored outline, but the model has already marked shatner's entire chest as breasts
December 5, 2025 at 7:07 AM
foone.bsky.social
mccoy is covering his pussy, and chekov's nipple is very low
star trek: amok time. kirk, spock, and mccoy are standing on the bridge, behind chekov and sulu. chekov has a nipple marked on his midsection, and mccoy's crotch is marked as "pussy_cover"
December 5, 2025 at 7:04 AM
foone.bsky.social
I mean, shatner is an ass, but I think it's distributed through his whole body, not just his right shoulder
A screenshot of Star Trek: Amok Time. Kirk stands, looking down at Spock who is sitting at his desk. Kirk's right shoulder is marked as ass
December 5, 2025 at 7:01 AM
foone.bsky.social
this door & shadow is FILTHY
a screenshot of Star Trek: Amok Time. Spock is standing in front of a red door, with his shadow cast upon it. His shadow is marked as a penis, and the door is marked as an ass
December 5, 2025 at 6:52 AM
foone.bsky.social
SHATNER'S BIG NATURALS DETECTED
A screenshot of Star Trek: Amok Time. Spock turns to look at Kirk who has entered the bridge, standing in the turbolift with his hands on his hips his chest is marked as breasts by the model
December 5, 2025 at 6:48 AM
foone.bsky.social
hah tit head
a screenshot of Amok Time. Kirk is walking towards the door, while Spock stands up and faces him. The back of his head is marked as a nipple
December 5, 2025 at 6:43 AM
foone.bsky.social
WHAT
screen of the star trek episode amok time. the enterprise is flying past the camera, and the edge of the saucer is marked as a nipple
December 5, 2025 at 6:38 AM
foone.bsky.social
I can now locate one (1) of kirk's nipples
December 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
foone.bsky.social
I fixed the color and integrated the detection code, but my problem is that my code can't locate kirk's nipples

(if I had a nickel for every time I said that)
an image of Captain Kirk with his shirt cut open. There's labels of nipples on his armpit, above his chest, and one off to the side on a blurry shape in the background. his actual nipples are not labeled
December 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
foone.bsky.social
I was working on my TimAllensBigSupernaturals code to improve it to the point I can run entire movies/episodes through it, and this early test of decode->reencode functionality ran into a minor glitch.

See if you can spot it in this clip from Amok Time!
December 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
foone.bsky.social
the mutuscope, btw.
An advertisement, in turn of the (19th) century style: The Mutoscope For Pennies A Moving Picture Machine THE MUTOSCOPE AND HOW IT MAKES YOU MONEY There's a black & white image of a mutoscope, which is a sort of vending machine mechanism, with a slot to look through. There's a woman looking into it, in fancy clothing anda fancy hat. At the bottom it says: Size, 4 feet 8 inches high. Shipping weight: 385 pounds. Very popular in all public places
December 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
foone.bsky.social
THIS NEW TECHNOLOGY IS CORRUPTING THE YOUTH WITH ALL ITS SEX
an old magazine opinion article, with the headline "THE CORRUPTION OF YOUTH" Article text: WITH the invention which has made possible the "mutoscope," the "artoscope" and all the other forms of exhibition in which photography is given a semblance of the movements of life, a new instrument has -been placed in the hands of the vicious for the corruption of youth.; They have been' prompt to take advantage of it,- They have copied pictures in which nude art has been carried to the extreme of indecency, they have induced vile women to pose in half nudity, and of these they have made scenes to tempt the depravity of manhood and the curiosity of youth. These vicious exhibitions arc displayed in San Francisco with an effrontery that is as audacious as it is shameless. In an investigation of the extent to- (text cut off)
December 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
foone.bsky.social
I fixed the ratio (more or less: this isn't exactly 4:3, but it's close)
SCANDISK for MS DOS, 4% through scanning a drive with 65,375 clusters
December 2, 2025 at 7:43 AM
foone.bsky.social
the aspect ratio is wrong because DOS likes to use non-square pixels and I can't be arsed to integer scale that out to 4:3
SCANDISK for MS DOS, 4% through scanning a drive with 65,375 clusters
December 2, 2025 at 5:11 AM
foone.bsky.social
wild fact I just learned (mostly) from reddit:
This person who modeled as the policeman for this Norman Rockwell drawing (Policeman with Boys) was a real policeman, and he's Officer Obie from Arlo Guthrie's Alice's Restaurant.

huh!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William...
A black and white drawing of three boys and a policeman. Two boys are standing by a fire hydrant, and another boy is leaning over, while the police officer watches. It's signed Norman Rockwell.
November 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
foone.bsky.social
I won't go into my frog-based theology here, there's already enough tangents for one thread.

Besides, I need to go take a shower, because apparently my computer thinks I'm THE STINKY KID
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM