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jared
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🩸horror movies, pop music, and a lot of gay shit🩸Follow me on Letterboxd 🥰 https://boxd.it/4nW8P
Basic gays and girls have Hallmark movies. I have this
December 15, 2024 at 6:20 PM
You’d think after five Santa murders people wouldn’t dress up as him and stumble around London drunk as fuck. Sure, it makes for a fun drinking game, but you might have to tap out around Santa #12. boxd.it/82Y0kn
A ★½ review of Don't Open Till Christmas (1984)
You’d think after five Santa murders people wouldn’t dress up as him and stumble around London drunk as fuck. Sure, it makes for a fun drinking game, but you might have to tap out around Santa #12.
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December 14, 2024 at 6:41 AM
I had no idea what was going on but it was still kinda fun? boxd.it/82Yf4T
A ★★½ review of Blood Beat (1983)
Blood Beat is a baffling low budget effort with a lot of charm. It’s surprisingly watchable even if it’s impossible to tell what’s going on at any given moment. I watched this at a small local theater...
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December 14, 2024 at 6:41 AM
Christmas Evil being a lowkey banger was unexpected but I’ll take it. Looooove some bloody Christmas movies. boxd.it/82Y8l9
A ★★★★½ review of Christmas Evil (1980)
Mentally ill guy dresses up as Santa and sets out to punish the naughty people who were mean to him. Most of them deserve it. Christmas Evil has an all-time performance by Brandon Maggart who unfortun...
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December 14, 2024 at 6:40 AM
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Luigi should just say he thought the CEO was a homeless guy acting erratic so he had to kill him in self defence
December 9, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Not convinced this site has the sauce based on the reactions (or lack thereof) to our hot CEO assassin
December 9, 2024 at 10:24 PM
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really not surprising in any way the shooter was a mentally ill politically incoherent man in his 20s
December 9, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Happy birthday to me 🥰
December 5, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Would probably post face on here but I tell people to fuck off a little too often, oh well 🤷‍♂️
December 5, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Hmmmm still perfecting my brand on here. Don’t really think this is it. Might do Final Girl CiCi Cooper again so I can have a cunty SMG pfp lol
December 5, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Oh no Van Helsing has something to say again 😭
December 5, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Apple Music Replay >>>> Spotify Wrapped
December 5, 2024 at 2:06 PM
It me burfday 🥰
December 5, 2024 at 1:50 PM
We don’t talk about this face card enough
December 5, 2024 at 5:15 AM
Soooooooo happy that Birds of a Feather is destined to replace that terrible Ed Sheeran song at white people weddings
December 5, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Might eat up a landlord then go home and play Pikmin 4 💅
December 4, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Being hot, cool, and tasteful is hard work but someone has to do it 💅 💅 💅
December 3, 2024 at 1:10 PM
This is what you call RANGE
December 3, 2024 at 1:06 PM
Dracula lowkey a banger of a book, like I didn’t know Bram Stoker had this kinda game in 1897
December 3, 2024 at 6:28 AM
Ok I guess I’m a horror themed account but still gonna be annoying about Charli on the regular
December 3, 2024 at 6:11 AM
Nah sorry I like having cool new shit bc I love myself and deserve it (but bragging about it is lame)
I think it would be pretty neat than instead of celebrating when we all get a brand new product, we instead brag about how long we have had our things and still use them.
I've had my iphone 6s since 2016 and just replaced it with a hand-me-down iphone 11.
ipad pro & apple pen - 2018
imac - 2011
December 3, 2024 at 4:41 AM
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don’t forget the reason for the season:
to sit by a Christmas tree and call someone out for lying on national television
December 2, 2024 at 1:08 AM
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Right Back To It hive rise up!!!
Pitchfork’s Top 10 songs released this year:

1. Not Like Us
2. Right Back To It
3. Good Luck, Babe!
4. Life Is
5. M M M
6. rain
7. Espresso
8. Wristwatch
9. Girl, so confusing (remix)
10. Magic I Want U
December 2, 2024 at 4:05 PM
How did this happen 😭
December 2, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Might rebrand as a horror-focused account on here. I think my stan account days are coming to an end…
December 2, 2024 at 2:12 PM