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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 16h

I guess you had to be there 🥴

Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 17h

No I kinda get a general idea of the vibe/genre/theme from those (i think?). Except the piss one. I don’t have a clue what goes on in there

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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 21h

That’s Flow

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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 1d

God has favorites

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Terrance @stickysweett.bsky.social · 1d

PA VOTERS!! 🚨🗳️

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Daniel @firstknivesclub.bsky.social · 2d

I’m so serious wtf

Daniel @firstknivesclub.bsky.social · 2d

How is it only Tuesday

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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 2d

Every Ed Sheeran song I’ve heard in the past 12 years have been against my will

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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 3d

Went with something else in the end

Selfie with new glasses. Neon green skeleton halloween decoration behind me

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Mikki Kendall @karnythia.bsky.social · 4d

If you have it please donate cash to the food banks. $10 in their hands will feed more people than the $10 worth of canned goods you can buy for retail prices. Also check on your elders. Many of them will not admit they rely on these programs so grocery gift cards or a surprise bag of staples

Reuters @reuters.com · 5d

US Department of Agriculture says no food aid benefits will be issued next month reut.rs/3WohHMk

US Department of Agriculture says no food aid benefits will be issued next month

The U.S. Department of Agriculture said on Saturday that food benefits under one of the country's biggest social assistance programs will not be issued next month amid the ongoing federal government shutdown.

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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 5d

No plans, so no slutty costume :(

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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 5d

There’s a park in my hometown where the squirrels come to you and will climb on you if they think you have a snack for them

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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 5d

Alright gays, let’s see the slutty costumes

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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 5d

That sounds lovely actually

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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 5d

I’m sure if you ask nicely

Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 5d

My bowel movements would never recover from 2 of those

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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 5d

I’m likely going to be the type of old man who goes to the park to watch squirrels, I just know it

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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 5d

Haha big plans today/tonight?

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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 5d

Good morning, saturday morning! You know what time it is

Very large fish bowl filled with milky iced coffee. Someone is drinking it with a regular straw

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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 9d

Been feeling physically ill the past 2 days. Tired, headache, dizzy and borderline nauseous. Almost like a persistent hangover without a single drop of alcohol.

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Matty No Energy @mattynoenergy.bsky.social · 10d

At which point does a metaphor become too litteral to be considered a metaphor?

MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 10d

JUST IN: The White House has begun DEMOLISHING portions of the East Wing of the White House to build Trump’s $250 million ballroom — despite earlier claiming it wouldn’t “interfere” with the existing White House structure. (Washington Post)