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Jepha
@flyingkiwi.bsky.social
The gay, disabled immigrant you were warned about (they/she)

Vlogbrothers mod || Chronically online || Half blind
Chronic pain peeps; you ever have a feeling like your hip isn't in the socket properly or like it needs to click? What causes that? How do I fix this?
Ow
October 13, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Reposted by Jepha
POLL for fellow audiobook fans: what is your favourite audiobook & why?

I cancelled my Audible subscription & have switched to employee-owned @libro.fm, which helps support independent bookstores. 📚🩷

My referral link, if you'd like to check it out:
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#IndieBookstore
Buy audiobooks & support local bookstores
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libro.fm
October 8, 2025 at 10:58 AM
It should be illegal for an ad on a YouTube video to be longer than the actual video itself
September 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Today in things I have said to my romance partners and my binder:

"How long am I gonna be in you?"
September 2, 2025 at 8:23 AM
One day I'll go to Pride and won't have to sit through a performer saying bisexuals are "just indecisive" or "actually gay but not ready to say so" or "halfway out the closet"
Miss me with that bisexual erasure garbage. Do better.

#bipride #brightonpride
August 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Once again the women do what the men couldn't.
Congrats Lionesses! #euros
July 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
TIL the England keeper also has a visual disability that impacts her depth perception, just like me!
Hell yeah
July 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
You know what would really boil Joanne's piss?
This weekend is the Quadball World Cup in Belgium and all of the toilets are completely gender neutral.
Men, women, non-binary, trans people all in the same loo and- surprise- nothing happened.

(Quadball Is the sport formerly known as quidditch)
July 12, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I would love it if, just once, there were no technical issues with Microsoft Teams and my therapy session just happened on time with no hiccoughs.
July 4, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I'm so glad multiple doctors have reached the conclusion that there's nothing wrong with my neck and shoulder, so while I lie in the recovery position on the bathroom floor trying not to vomit at least I know there's nothing wrong and this is actually totally fine
June 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
This is Jackson Baly coded
It’s Saturday, right? Here’s a video game.
June 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Explain like I'm five please:

Surely dropping bombs on a nuclear site is a really bad plan because if it damages the infrastructure of the site it could cause a meltdown leading to a Chernobyl like event which is really really bad for, actually, I think everyone?
June 22, 2025 at 9:30 AM
London-Based bird & bug people, I saw something out the corner of my eye over the weekend that was about the size of a hummingbird and moved with the speed of a hummingbird.
Like my initial thought was that's way too big to be a bee, hummingbird?
but there aren't hummingbirds in London.
Wtf was it
June 16, 2025 at 8:14 AM
YouTube: your Tom & Jerry video is too violent for kids & encourages dishonest behaviour

Also YouTube your video titled "be gay do crimes" has been flagged as Made for Kids"

Bruh.
June 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I only want to date people who are kind to service workers and cruel to me in bed
June 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
"If we don't fight then we die, so how can we choose to do anything else?" - Ivanno Jeremiah

If you're in London and you want an incredible night of theater then make sure you catch Retrograde at the Apollo. All three of the cast do a terrific job but Ivanno is outstanding.
May 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
WOMBLE TIL I DIE 💙💛
THE NERDFIGHTER DONS ARE HERE.
May 26, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Welcome to wildly vague medical question time with Jepha,
Is there any research into the effects of hypopituitarism on cardiovascular health?
When I go to the gym it's harder for me to build and maintain muscle mass because of my hormonal deficiencies and the heart is a big ol' muscle
May 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Hotel Reverie? More like Groundhog Gay.
That's it, that's the post.

#blackmirror
April 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
This is your regular reminder that Quadball is an all gender sport and openly welcomes trans athletes.
The sport is so trans it has a dead name, and Joanne hates it.
quadballuk.org
April 17, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Watching the latest episode of Doctor Who yesterday I think I've landed on why I don't enjoy it as much as previous seasons.
Having the same familiar Doctor Who dialogue/story with the Disney-ified effects creates a real tonal mismatch for me.
🧵
April 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Consulting the hive mind:
I'm trying to not purchase anything from Amazon, does anyone know where I can get a case for the Pixel 7 that has the like kickstand bit on it?
This photo is the type I've had for the past like 5 years but I can't find anything like it /not/ on Amazon
April 12, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I've found the only good use for Gemini
March 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I'm allowed to ask if my son's getting anal
#forcetweet
March 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
are you looking at my son's penis?
#forcetweet
March 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM