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The Decentralized Toilet Network of Planet Earth & Simulation 12B. Post a "flush" while you're in the bathroom! Powered by the AT Protocol.

Flush here: https://flushes.app 🚽

Created by @atpota.to 🥔
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Dear Valued Flushers,

Please read the attached letter from our new CFO before EOB.

Thank you for your attention!
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finally
You can now post a flush to @flushes.app directly within @anisota.net via a new control row button accessible from the quick menu — just tap the toilet icon
December 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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shit rewind (literally)
Announcing, the 1st annual @flushes.app Roll Up! 🧻

Navigate to your profile to see a new section with a personalized look at your year on the decentralized toilet. See days active, streaks, peak flush hour, & more!

See the 2025 Roll Up for our top flusher (@xan.lol): flushes.app/profile/xan....
December 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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You can now post a flush to @flushes.app directly within @anisota.net via a new control row button accessible from the quick menu — just tap the toilet icon
December 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Announcing, the 1st annual @flushes.app Roll Up! 🧻

Navigate to your profile to see a new section with a personalized look at your year on the decentralized toilet. See days active, streaks, peak flush hour, & more!

See the 2025 Roll Up for our top flusher (@xan.lol): flushes.app/profile/xan....
December 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Hello moths,

The harvest has arrived: anisota.net/harvest

It's like Spotify Wrapped, but for Bluesky and the ATmosphere. 🌾

See your most-used words, discover who you interact with most, explore your posting patterns, and find all sorts of fun insights.
Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest 2025
A recap of your year on Bluesky. Discover patterns, connections, and insights from your journey in the ATmosphere.
anisota.net
November 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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i gotta be honest with you, i showed @flushes.app to my fellow volunteers at work today and i do not think it sold them on the atproto dream as much as i thought it would
October 10, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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really kind mention/shoutout from @sachajudd.com about @anisota.net and @flushes.app in this article 🕯️🖤🧻

great read overall if u wanna understand more about the ATmosphere!
Great article.

- scrolling without the doom
- just moderate why don't you
- you can check out anytime you like

"Once people understand that they can build pretty much anything on top of atproto, I think things are going to get delightful and different."

newsletter.sachajudd.com/archive/noth...
nothin' but blue skies from now on
Some of you know that I work part-time with the team at Graze Social. It seems gauche to talk about a day job in your passion project newsletter, but in this...
newsletter.sachajudd.com
October 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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I've done it! happy 400 on @flushes.app!
July 23, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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@flushes.app now shows the correct total amount of flushes a flusher has made! this bug fix is a great improvement to the quality of the client to this decentralized flushing tracking service.
June 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Contrary to mainstream media reporting, we can independently verify that flushes.app is not a bubble, and it is very much not dying!

It is also not run by a billionaire fascist. We may process poop, but we don’t put up with any bullshit.
dame.is dame @dame.is · Jun 13
waow, @flushes.app is growing again, it’s not the echo chamber/bubble that the liberal media claimed it was!!!
June 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Join us in celebrating this momentous occasion of surpassing 1,000 total flushes on the network! 🚽

Thank you to all flushers for contributing to this important milestone, especially to our top 3 who have gone above and beyond for the cause:

1. @xan.lol
2. @kioken.bsky.social
3. @gune.ninja
June 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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let's speed up the enSHITiffication! more shits!!
dame.is dame @dame.is · May 31
we’re approaching 1,000 flushes on @flushes.app, go do your part!
May 31, 2025 at 10:21 PM
there’s an app for that
post or get off the pot
May 31, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Lavatory infrastructure updates have enabled increased session duration, resulting in a significant decrease in required authentication checks by our proprietary biometric authentication service.

Flush here: flushes.app
Log-in flow efficiency increasesd on @flushes.app 😁
May 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
AssView > AppView
May 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
STAKEHOLDER UPDATE
Subject: Inter-Simulatory Tariff Mitigation Strategy
Attn: Flushers Community

Please read at your earliest convenience.
April 3, 2025 at 12:18 AM
ATTENTION STAKEHOLDERS:

Due to unexpected market forces and resource optimization imperatives, effective Q2, Flushes™ is implementing a right-sizing initiative of character parameters from 60 to 59 to enhance our value proposition while maintaining operational excellence in our ecosystem.
April 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Flushes proudly congratulates @goose.art on achieving Mile High Flush status. Their successful engagement with our decentralized bathroom solutions at cruising altitude demonstrates our corporate commitment to accessible bathroom technology regardless of vertical elevation.
happy this poop will live forever cryptographically secured by PlopChain technology
March 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Mar 20, 2025

FLUSHER RECOGNITION:

Congratulations to @xan.lol, our new #1 contributor with 30 flushes! This exceptional throughput exemplifies optimal engagement with our decentralized lavatory technology.

Stay tuned for upcoming performance recognition initiatives to reward continued excellence.
March 20, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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interviewer: “can you explain this gap in your resume”

me: “i was decentralizing a toilet”
March 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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March 19, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Dear Valued Flushers,

Please read the attached letter from our new CFO before EOB.

Thank you for your attention!
March 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Dear Valued Flushers,

Please read the attached letter from our new CFO before EOB.

Thank you for your attention!
March 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
sending thoughts & prayers™ to @owenmon.nekoweb.org
March 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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you’ll be hearing from our lawyers
**recentralises your toilet**
March 17, 2025 at 9:55 AM