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Eddie Hennessy
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Just keep swimming.
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Everybody’s gonna get a high five and a WHAT??? 👂🏾
December 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
"I'm sorry if I'm curious, delirious and I don't take life serious."
December 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you.

Who's coming to save you?
December 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Jake from State Farm got a cousin.
It was really this part for me. Because sir, were you tryna be Ciara or… 😭😂
December 23, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Drop something SMOKY 💨🖤🔥
December 23, 2025 at 4:58 AM
A story about me
December 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Also, while we’re at it: let’s retire the phrase “big back” in 2026.
December 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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The Bojangles drive-thru had an AI voice take my order today. I vaguely remember them going all in on this. Turns out they call it “BoLinda”. Thanks. I hate it.

I may have cussed at it. My niece, “don’t cuss at the AI, Auntie. That’s not nice.”
December 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I guess I'll try to take a nap before I have to get up frfr
December 22, 2025 at 10:07 AM
The bleaching is so egregious #RHOP
December 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
"Nobody's safe around Ashley. Hide your coochie. Hide your young sons. Hide your old sons. Hide your daddies." K tickled me #RHOP
December 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Screaming at Dr. Wendy's daughter calling the red, white and blue plates "Donald Trump plates" #RHOP
December 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Ashley is nasty as fuck for kissing Jackson #RHOP
December 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Taking more solo trips in 2026
December 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Church folks are saying God made Yolanda fall because she said God can be referred to by multiple pronouns. Christians can be so evil, but y'all already knew that.
December 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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💜
December 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
So everyone's brick today? Noted.
December 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I took an accidental nap and now I'm up looking wild
December 21, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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Streaming “Klaus” tonight 🎅🏾🎄

8pm EST on Discord ✨

Keep your eyes peeled for the link later, but it can also be found in the vol. 5 newsletter: mailchi.mp/64a14ccdefcc...

See you there 🤗🤗🤗

#WeAllWeGot
#WAWG
December 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Today was too damn long. I don't wanna talk to anyone else for the rest of the month.
December 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
My supervisor has COVID and I worked with her damn near all day Wednesday
a cartoon girl is holding a cross in front of a purple pokemon
ALT: a cartoon girl is holding a cross in front of a purple pokemon
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December 20, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I want to eat a magic cookie but I have work tomorrow.
December 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Now why would Prime Vide—-

I just..
December 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
🎶Though your attention span's not that long, try to do the best you can do 🙃
December 19, 2025 at 1:46 PM