Fluff Orpington
@flufforpington.bsky.social
PNW small town/rural ancom and AuDHD mom. Here for the long and patient work, but not podcasts.
Been there, man.
November 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Been there, man.
Not only do they follow the basic plot, it’s all in order and finishes with “Z for Zzzz. Sleep tight Ripley!” when she goes into the cryopod on the shuttle with Jones
November 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Not only do they follow the basic plot, it’s all in order and finishes with “Z for Zzzz. Sleep tight Ripley!” when she goes into the cryopod on the shuttle with Jones
I’m honestly pretty impressed at the treatment here
November 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I’m honestly pretty impressed at the treatment here
Got this on a lark out of pure horror and curiosity. Wasn’t planning on reading it to the kids but the oldest found it anyway and I spent ten minutes on “F is for Facehugger” trying to explain it in a non-terrifying way.
November 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Got this on a lark out of pure horror and curiosity. Wasn’t planning on reading it to the kids but the oldest found it anyway and I spent ten minutes on “F is for Facehugger” trying to explain it in a non-terrifying way.
I might need to stop playing Mini Motorways now that I finally hit #1 in the world on one of the challenges
November 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I might need to stop playing Mini Motorways now that I finally hit #1 in the world on one of the challenges
This is not as satisfying
November 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
This is not as satisfying
LinkedIn ads feeling topical
November 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
LinkedIn ads feeling topical
Can’t put my finger on it, and this picture doesn’t do it justice, but some kid named Behren Morton is made up like a middle school girl from 1998.
November 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Can’t put my finger on it, and this picture doesn’t do it justice, but some kid named Behren Morton is made up like a middle school girl from 1998.
I dunno HR wonk, this sounds pretty ominous
November 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I dunno HR wonk, this sounds pretty ominous
Celebrate Día de los Muertos with Ballet Folklorico Las Rosas de Oregon!
November 1st
12 PM & 5 PM
The Reser
CUENTOS Y LEYENDA
Join us for heartfelt performance honoring tradition, culture, and remembrance.
Special musical guests and more
www.Thereser.org
November 1st
12 PM & 5 PM
The Reser
CUENTOS Y LEYENDA
Join us for heartfelt performance honoring tradition, culture, and remembrance.
Special musical guests and more
www.Thereser.org
October 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Celebrate Día de los Muertos with Ballet Folklorico Las Rosas de Oregon!
November 1st
12 PM & 5 PM
The Reser
CUENTOS Y LEYENDA
Join us for heartfelt performance honoring tradition, culture, and remembrance.
Special musical guests and more
www.Thereser.org
November 1st
12 PM & 5 PM
The Reser
CUENTOS Y LEYENDA
Join us for heartfelt performance honoring tradition, culture, and remembrance.
Special musical guests and more
www.Thereser.org
America’s Next Top Junco
October 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
America’s Next Top Junco
Okay, since I’ve found good kids shows through Bluesky recommendations (eg Numberblocks) I’m gonna put this out there:
if you like claymation a la early Sesame Street, check out Mio Mao
if you like claymation a la early Sesame Street, check out Mio Mao
October 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Okay, since I’ve found good kids shows through Bluesky recommendations (eg Numberblocks) I’m gonna put this out there:
if you like claymation a la early Sesame Street, check out Mio Mao
if you like claymation a la early Sesame Street, check out Mio Mao
Well heck, not sure that’s a fit
![General Employment Requirements:
• The employee will have received Jesus
Christ as his/her personal Savior, John 1:12.
The employee will be in agreement within [redacted employer]’s doctrinal statement.
• The employee will believe that the Bible is God's Word and standard for faith and daily living, Il Timothy 3:16-17.
• The employee will be a Christian role model in attitude, speech, and actions toward others. This includes being committed to God's Biblical standards for morality and sexual conduct, I Timothy 4:12; Luke 6:40;
Col. 3:17; Titus 2:7-8; I Thessalonians 2:10 and 5:22.
• The employee will be a regular participant in a church.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hwbgdskbwyo2ncojts4rch4v/bafkreie6ajtjtbwcjwvfx37rscbgervc43kpzpgl6q2kcox6omt7yf3pje@jpeg)
October 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Well heck, not sure that’s a fit
Defeated with grain auger
October 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Defeated with grain auger
Gone so far into sleep deprivation that I’ve launched from top 25-50% of LinkedIn daily game players to top 1%.
Slurring my speech, but I’m good at colors
Slurring my speech, but I’m good at colors
October 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Gone so far into sleep deprivation that I’ve launched from top 25-50% of LinkedIn daily game players to top 1%.
Slurring my speech, but I’m good at colors
Slurring my speech, but I’m good at colors
River County CA sheriff’s office encouraging vehicular homicide on social media
October 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
River County CA sheriff’s office encouraging vehicular homicide on social media
Saw this robe at Fred Meyer and was like “Damn! Random band merch has expanded in unforeseen directions!” but instead of GWAR it was HOGWARTS
October 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Saw this robe at Fred Meyer and was like “Damn! Random band merch has expanded in unforeseen directions!” but instead of GWAR it was HOGWARTS
Crow cloud! Crow cloud!
October 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Crow cloud! Crow cloud!
I got you girl
September 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I got you girl
A few of the frames get dropped bc this is like 30 years old but I think it’s still pretty solid story-telling
(Not doing alt-text for the individual pictures— it’s the person getting flipped up and all the way over the car/truck)
(Not doing alt-text for the individual pictures— it’s the person getting flipped up and all the way over the car/truck)
September 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
A few of the frames get dropped bc this is like 30 years old but I think it’s still pretty solid story-telling
(Not doing alt-text for the individual pictures— it’s the person getting flipped up and all the way over the car/truck)
(Not doing alt-text for the individual pictures— it’s the person getting flipped up and all the way over the car/truck)
Grew up in an animation-obsessed household and here is my interpretation of car culture and cops being helpful when I was 7
September 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Grew up in an animation-obsessed household and here is my interpretation of car culture and cops being helpful when I was 7
Excellent design for lowering blood pressure: have a microwave at the perfect height for an 18 month old, but don’t include any lock functions
September 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Excellent design for lowering blood pressure: have a microwave at the perfect height for an 18 month old, but don’t include any lock functions
A daycare ghost
September 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
A daycare ghost