Madame Durag
@flourishkuhween.bsky.social
37 | Foodie | Good Ole Fashion Shit Talkin | Dad Joke Enthusiast | Pop Culture Connoisseur | Podcast Devourer | Documentary Studier | Autoimmune Girlie
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Ladies….. u gotta have your own personal stash of Skyns. Don’t put your ph balance in the hands of these men that all think they need magnums
I just watched ppl pulling basically smegma rocks out of horses dicks on TikTok…. My God
November 27, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I just watched ppl pulling basically smegma rocks out of horses dicks on TikTok…. My God
Bout to start Reasonable Doubt
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Bout to start Reasonable Doubt
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 AM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
7 Eleven for the win with the late night Ben & Jerry’s
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 AM
7 Eleven for the win with the late night Ben & Jerry’s
I want some Ben & Jerry’s BAD but I also ain’t fina go to the grocery store rn
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I want some Ben & Jerry’s BAD but I also ain’t fina go to the grocery store rn
Only lightskin rue should be zendaya. Period.
And the Rue better be my color or darker.
Don’t hand me no lightskin Gumbo!
Don’t hand me no lightskin Gumbo!
a woman is sitting at a table with a tray of food and a cup of drink .
Alt: a woman is sitting at a table with a tray of food and a cup of drink .
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November 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Only lightskin rue should be zendaya. Period.
That apple cider vinegar in them greens b doin somethin to me boiiiiiii
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
That apple cider vinegar in them greens b doin somethin to me boiiiiiii
My dog just ate a piece of raw onion and a hot Cheeto 🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
My dog just ate a piece of raw onion and a hot Cheeto 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😍😍😍😍😍
Sooooo, about these collard greens that I GREW...!!!
The literal definition of garden to table. We give thanks!🌱🌹
The literal definition of garden to table. We give thanks!🌱🌹
November 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
😍😍😍😍😍
My fingers get fully pruned after washing my hands twice when I’m cooking. WTH is this?! Is it cause I’m almost 40?!
November 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
My fingers get fully pruned after washing my hands twice when I’m cooking. WTH is this?! Is it cause I’m almost 40?!
I love seeing stuff like this on my SL bc I have no clue what they’re talking about in the comments but that means there’s no algorithm hiding shit from me
The kinds of databases:
• Fancy files
• 1970s stays winning
• This would be so cool if it worked at scale
• Oh, that's why google has a monopoly on search
• Fancy files
• 1970s stays winning
• This would be so cool if it worked at scale
• Oh, that's why google has a monopoly on search
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I love seeing stuff like this on my SL bc I have no clue what they’re talking about in the comments but that means there’s no algorithm hiding shit from me
Reposted by Madame Durag
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I need friends who study psychology bc this shit is fucking hilarious
November 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oooh yall thicc
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Oooh yall thicc
I have a biiiiig ass smoked turkey drumstick in the greens. Yall think I should add a wing too? 👀
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I have a biiiiig ass smoked turkey drumstick in the greens. Yall think I should add a wing too? 👀
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EYE KNOW that ain’t what I think it is in that pot?!?
November 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
EYE KNOW that ain’t what I think it is in that pot?!?
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Y'all HAVE to listen to this, holy shit the Nova Twins
Nova Twins- Tiny Desk
youtu.be/EiOiWE8p-IE?... 🎧
youtu.be/EiOiWE8p-IE?... 🎧
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Why I wake up singing “Bedroom Boom”
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Why I wake up singing “Bedroom Boom”
So her sister in law…. I wonder if she’s astranged from her family bc of her politics
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
So her sister in law…. I wonder if she’s astranged from her family bc of her politics
Anybody on here use the visible band?
November 26, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Anybody on here use the visible band?
I was watching foot scrubbin videos on IG and look at this man in the comments 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I was watching foot scrubbin videos on IG and look at this man in the comments 🤣
A lost art. More ppl need to be curious for actual information
I am a chronic Googler. It does not matter what the topic is. If I do not understand what someone is talking about it, I’m going to look it up. Every time. Even if it’s none of my business, even if it’s not important. To know that I don’t know something is like an itch that must be scratched.
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
A lost art. More ppl need to be curious for actual information
This is exactly what I said!!!
No THEY were being disrespectful for even bringing that putrid food
November 26, 2025 at 4:55 AM
This is exactly what I said!!!
I just cackled
Is that tree bark slathered in BBQ sauce??????
🫨🫨🫨
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I just cackled
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They need to jailed.
This person left it out overnight saying there was no room in their fridge and it was “okay bc the downstairs is hella cold so it’s the same”
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
They need to jailed.