Madame Durag
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Ladies….. u gotta have your own personal stash of Skyns. Don’t put your ph balance in the hands of these men that all think they need magnums
Don’t kill me for this but is Odeal talking about killing his gf on Wicked?!
December 1, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Don’t kill me for this but is Odeal talking about killing his gf on Wicked?!
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Them lil caldo kits from the Mexican grocery store babyyyyy
December 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Them lil caldo kits from the Mexican grocery store babyyyyy
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Dykes up 5Billion and our household are still blessed and Christ centered 🙂↕️
Love seeing porsha going from “I have to listen to my husband bc the Bible said” to openly having a girlfriend.
November 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Dykes up 5Billion and our household are still blessed and Christ centered 🙂↕️
Grape Nuts are good! Idgafffff
November 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Grape Nuts are good! Idgafffff
Love seeing porsha going from “I have to listen to my husband bc the Bible said” to openly having a girlfriend.
November 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Love seeing porsha going from “I have to listen to my husband bc the Bible said” to openly having a girlfriend.
Somethin bout this don’t sit right w me
I just KNOW the REAL Michael Jackson is turning in his MF graveeeeeee
This is a crime , the poor lady can’t go anywhere 😂😂😂😂😂
This is a crime , the poor lady can’t go anywhere 😂😂😂😂😂
November 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Somethin bout this don’t sit right w me
Just saw some “patriots” on an overpass with “leavingmaga.com” on a sign. It also said “Hegseth is a war criminal”
Hope their lil friends follow their lead
Hope their lil friends follow their lead
November 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Just saw some “patriots” on an overpass with “leavingmaga.com” on a sign. It also said “Hegseth is a war criminal”
Hope their lil friends follow their lead
Hope their lil friends follow their lead
Why this whole time I thought Andre was saying “damn damn damn dang” on spottiedottieopolis
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Why this whole time I thought Andre was saying “damn damn damn dang” on spottiedottieopolis
This gotta be an appetizer for the actual big day bc 🤤
Lunch leftovers kicked up with apples & goat cheese with chicken inside of the puff pastry 🥮 #LunchVibes
November 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
This gotta be an appetizer for the actual big day bc 🤤
They on that old ppl diet 🤣🤣🤣
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
They on that old ppl diet 🤣🤣🤣
Just air fried some real simple potatos (olive oil, salt & pepper) and threw in some apples the last 4 minutes and omggggg so good!
November 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Just air fried some real simple potatos (olive oil, salt & pepper) and threw in some apples the last 4 minutes and omggggg so good!
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i feel like this is the main reason why they're so fucking hateful. i would be too if everyone in my family had 0 idea how seasoning worked 🤢🤢🤢
Y’all… this how i know she cooking for an old man… got that bird looking white as a Minnesota Christmas
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
i feel like this is the main reason why they're so fucking hateful. i would be too if everyone in my family had 0 idea how seasoning worked 🤢🤢🤢
I think I found my new lighter eyebrow color!!!
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I think I found my new lighter eyebrow color!!!
Why do women my color be having the most hollow, dark undereyes?
November 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Why do women my color be having the most hollow, dark undereyes?
Watch your mouth!
Why everybody gotta be born in November and December and have the nerve to want two gifts? That’s so inconsiderate.
November 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Watch your mouth!
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We gotta make sure Earlene never comes back around as a popular name. Can we all agree on this or what?
December 14, 2024 at 6:50 AM
We gotta make sure Earlene never comes back around as a popular name. Can we all agree on this or what?
So if u were at the beach an hour away from home what’s your recourse if u think u gotta poop?
Only in low volume, high trust toilets. Like at work or something. I'm not picky, but I would never even consider a beach bathroom
November 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
So if u were at the beach an hour away from home what’s your recourse if u think u gotta poop?
Why phones haven’t come out with a thing for parents where u can get alerted if ur kid is in a really loud environment like a party w music 👀
November 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Why phones haven’t come out with a thing for parents where u can get alerted if ur kid is in a really loud environment like a party w music 👀
Yall b pooping in public?
November 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Yall b pooping in public?
Just made a Shepards pie w the leftover mashed potatoes 🤤🤤 threw in fresh carrots, cremini mushrooms, shallots, yellow onion and sage ground sausage and made some gravy w the sausage fat
November 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Just made a Shepards pie w the leftover mashed potatoes 🤤🤤 threw in fresh carrots, cremini mushrooms, shallots, yellow onion and sage ground sausage and made some gravy w the sausage fat
Nah she would’ve needed full blown violence bc wth was thaaaat
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Nah she would’ve needed full blown violence bc wth was thaaaat
I need this heated blanket to feel like a hot tub
November 28, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I need this heated blanket to feel like a hot tub
🗣️ A WORD
My humble opinion.
Green bean casserole is good. Have a NIGGA make some green bean casserole. It will change your whole mind.
Let go of the Eurocentric view of green bean casserole. I rebuke it!
Green bean casserole is good. Have a NIGGA make some green bean casserole. It will change your whole mind.
Let go of the Eurocentric view of green bean casserole. I rebuke it!
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
🗣️ A WORD
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My humble opinion.
Green bean casserole is good. Have a NIGGA make some green bean casserole. It will change your whole mind.
Let go of the Eurocentric view of green bean casserole. I rebuke it!
Green bean casserole is good. Have a NIGGA make some green bean casserole. It will change your whole mind.
Let go of the Eurocentric view of green bean casserole. I rebuke it!
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
My humble opinion.
Green bean casserole is good. Have a NIGGA make some green bean casserole. It will change your whole mind.
Let go of the Eurocentric view of green bean casserole. I rebuke it!
Green bean casserole is good. Have a NIGGA make some green bean casserole. It will change your whole mind.
Let go of the Eurocentric view of green bean casserole. I rebuke it!