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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · Dec 8

Ladies….. u gotta have your own personal stash of Skyns. Don’t put your ph balance in the hands of these men that all think they need magnums

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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 14m

Right! Hope he’s doing good 🙏🏽

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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 7h

Oh it’s up for ALL these fast food places then cause they b lying as hell in all the commercials

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 21h

Arby's is being sued for false advertising

Lawsuit alleges:

• Ads make the sandwiches appear to have 'at least 100% more meat' than they really do

• Made the meat look like rare roast beef when it is actually 'fully cooked'

Arby's lost its motion to dismiss the case

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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 7h

You do the pronoun thing. That’s why we learn it in elementary school.

Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 8h

They in fact, do not. 🙃🤧

MrJohnBusiness @mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social · 8h

do people not know what an informercial is??

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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 8h

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭

Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 8h

Oxyclean was goin craaaaazy. I actually used some last night lol

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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 8h

This is a commercial not an infomercial but thanks for getting this stuck in my brain for the rest of the day lol

Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 8h

I was just watching endless loops of these but never purchasing lol. Great way of falling asleep w the tv on and not waking up to a scary movie playing

Very Old Pic of D. Gray @blurbette.blacksky.app · 9h

My thing with emotional support rotisserie chicken is not new. I’m true to this.

🗣️You just set it and forget it. - Ron Popeil

Honorable mention to whatever Cathy was selling cuz I was gonna get that, too.

Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 8h

I can hear this!!!!

Asteroid M @marqed4death.bsky.social · 9h

Ron Popeil “Set it..”

Crowd: “And forget it!”

Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 15h

What was yalls favorite infomercials growing up?

Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 8h

Idk if this counts as an infomercial but I’ll take it!

Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 8h

Now as an adult I can tell this dude was either a recovering addict or in addiction just tryna stay busy 🤧

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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 8h

Hahahha aye Life Alert never needed to make another commercial after that bc it’s tooooo perfect. I wonder how much that lady got paid

Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 8h

I don’t remember that one! What’s that?!

Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 8h

Awww that’s sweet

Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 15h

Oh always a good one. I watched her doc and why she wasn’t even making money like that?! The execs was taking all her bread

Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 15h

What was yalls favorite infomercials growing up?

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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 15h

Is this nigga crying about not getting coochie from somebody he’s known less than 2 weeks? GOODBYE #loveisblind

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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 15h

Just gotta shake tf out of it tomorrow. Shake it w ur hands too.

it's still free range @shebjammin.blacksky.app · 23h

Decided to try a style I've been wanting to try for a while on my hair today. Made it 3/4 of the way through before looking in the mirror and realizing ima look like Frederick Douglass tomorrow when this shit dries. My life is a joke

Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 15h

Why tf is Madison asking this man 800 questions when he was obviously drunk and asleep. wtf is wrong w her

Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 17h

Megan better pick Jordan but I know she won’t bc the fuckboy got a rise out of her so now she’s gonna wanna conquer him

Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 17h

Why is Mike bullying Megan into being with him? Slamming his book closed and putting his shoes on… he got her so dizzy lmaooooo

Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 18h

Oh I know he’s PISSeD we can see his real hairline and that they didn’t smooth his neck more 🤣🤣🤣 he fina make them go out of business

Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 21h

A neck shouldn't have a lapel.

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Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 19h

Made a lil chicken gumbo cuz it’s raining

Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 19h

Madame Durag @flourishkuhween.bsky.social · 2d

Seeing the post divorce soft launch of a new man is hilarious