Florence Sherman ❤️
@florencesherman.bsky.social
48, She/Her. Woke and ghey. The luckiest mermaid in the entire world. Alex Sherman's Burner account!
My coping mechanism is shit-posting about gay pirates.
Minors DNI. Miners, go ahead and interact.
My coping mechanism is shit-posting about gay pirates.
Minors DNI. Miners, go ahead and interact.
10 000 pirate points to whoever writes this AU first.
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
10 000 pirate points to whoever writes this AU first.
"LOOK AT THOSE NUMBERS, NUMBNUTS!!!"
November 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
"LOOK AT THOSE NUMBERS, NUMBNUTS!!!"
My fucking country.
November 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
My fucking country.
Me, checking my bank account after my birthday weekend in Manhattan.
November 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Me, checking my bank account after my birthday weekend in Manhattan.
*brandishing a shiv* I CUT YOU,
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
*brandishing a shiv* I CUT YOU,
THE CRONUT OF GIRLFRIENDS 😭💗💗💗💗💗😭😭😭😭😭😭. Thank you, I love you, this has been the best birthday ever.
November 9, 2025 at 5:48 AM
THE CRONUT OF GIRLFRIENDS 😭💗💗💗💗💗😭😭😭😭😭😭. Thank you, I love you, this has been the best birthday ever.
I
am
spoiled.
am
spoiled.
November 9, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I
am
spoiled.
am
spoiled.
No balloons on this website (yet) but I'm having the best birthday ever in NYC with @gentlemanpierat.bsky.social. Also I would be remiss if I didn't say happy birthday to @ericavee.bsky.social and @slayinchilean.bsky.social my birthday twins that are in no way Badmintons!
November 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
No balloons on this website (yet) but I'm having the best birthday ever in NYC with @gentlemanpierat.bsky.social. Also I would be remiss if I didn't say happy birthday to @ericavee.bsky.social and @slayinchilean.bsky.social my birthday twins that are in no way Badmintons!
WHY IS IT THIS CLOSE?
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
WHY IS IT THIS CLOSE?
@gentlemanpierat.bsky.social and I are in NYC for Halloween, and we passed this legendary eatery. Modern day Jackies vibes 🤣🤣🤣
October 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
@gentlemanpierat.bsky.social and I are in NYC for Halloween, and we passed this legendary eatery. Modern day Jackies vibes 🤣🤣🤣
The RUSH of nerdy joy I felt when I fired up the entire sewing machine I moved across America in my car for this work contact was INCREDIBLE. Moral of the story: never leave the things that make you happy behind when you can bring them with you (even if it's an entire library at sea).
October 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
The RUSH of nerdy joy I felt when I fired up the entire sewing machine I moved across America in my car for this work contact was INCREDIBLE. Moral of the story: never leave the things that make you happy behind when you can bring them with you (even if it's an entire library at sea).
I think we may have even beat this first not-date (imho):
October 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I think we may have even beat this first not-date (imho):
The most platonic, the most normal, the most totally-not-interested brunch EVER. God, I hope that VIP shed is still standing, I want to break off a tiny little piece and keep it. 💗
This is also how I looked at you when you pulled that bottle of champers out:
This is also how I looked at you when you pulled that bottle of champers out:
October 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The most platonic, the most normal, the most totally-not-interested brunch EVER. God, I hope that VIP shed is still standing, I want to break off a tiny little piece and keep it. 💗
This is also how I looked at you when you pulled that bottle of champers out:
This is also how I looked at you when you pulled that bottle of champers out:
2 years ago, I had the best Not-Date. @gentlemanpierat.bsky.social planned a whole day in NYC to show me SMAU landmarks, shops and food he KNEW I'd love. It was so thoughtful, so FUN. HE smuggled CHAMPANGE into brunch! Happy NOT-A-DATE-iversary, Sam. You swept me off my impractically-heeled feet.
October 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
2 years ago, I had the best Not-Date. @gentlemanpierat.bsky.social planned a whole day in NYC to show me SMAU landmarks, shops and food he KNEW I'd love. It was so thoughtful, so FUN. HE smuggled CHAMPANGE into brunch! Happy NOT-A-DATE-iversary, Sam. You swept me off my impractically-heeled feet.
I ...
Would not describe it with that word.
Would not describe it with that word.
October 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I ...
Would not describe it with that word.
Would not describe it with that word.
AUTUMN VIBE ALERT!!! Behold the work of art salted caramel apple pie made from scratch by @gentlemanpierat.bsky.social (inspired by @smallestchurch.bsky.social making the same thing a while ago!). He even made APPLE CIDER with smoked spices to go with it.
🔥🍎❤️🥹
🔥🍎❤️🥹
October 7, 2025 at 11:14 PM
AUTUMN VIBE ALERT!!! Behold the work of art salted caramel apple pie made from scratch by @gentlemanpierat.bsky.social (inspired by @smallestchurch.bsky.social making the same thing a while ago!). He even made APPLE CIDER with smoked spices to go with it.
🔥🍎❤️🥹
🔥🍎❤️🥹
It was the best. We found a pirate ship, we had a picnic, then a great dinner, AND we got judged by a cashier!!! What more could you want on a date?
September 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
It was the best. We found a pirate ship, we had a picnic, then a great dinner, AND we got judged by a cashier!!! What more could you want on a date?