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Lah-Dee-Dah-Dee-Dah.
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According to the US Coast Guard, the year prior to Trump changing our policy to summary execution, only 21% of the vessels interdicted by them off the coast of Venezuela suspected of trafficking drugs had drugs on board. The other 79% had nothing. But now we just kill them all.
December 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Beatles Rule of Sevens, A Poem.

At 7, my favorite Beatle was Paul
At 21 my favorite was John
At 35, George
At 64, my favorite Beatle was Ringo
November 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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My dad, who has lived in Maine for 30 yrs, gushing about Mamdani and referring to him as ~his mayor~.

Me, casually: He’s not your mayor

Dad, death glare: I AM FROM NEW YORK. HE IS MY MAYOR.

I rattled some ancestors on that one. My bad.
November 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Same flipping arguments as 23 years ago. Big DIck Cheney thought we could waltz in and take over the Iraqi oil fields and the people would be so grateful they would given them to us. And then we would have cheap oil, so the american people would be happy. NUH UH. All some oilman's jerk off fantasy.
Who Said the War Would Pay for Itself? They Did!
Unwise words from the "experts" who promised a cost-free war.
www.thenation.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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Taking stock of the Roberts court at 20—and the shadowy forces that built it
Taking stock of the Roberts court at 20—and the shadowy forces that built it
"Roberts will go down in history as the most destructive chief justice."
www.motherjones.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
IM SORRY but fuck waiting til after thanksgiving....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xT8...

Brass section comes in a about 1:00 and Santa is swinging.
We Three Kings (Of Orient Are)
YouTube video by Jimmy Smith - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Criminals increasingly concerned about being held accountable for crimes

www.rawstory.com/doge-employe...
November 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
On a week where trump did quiet piggy, death threats to gummint officials, and buddied up to Mr. Bone Saw, this is troubling. When trumps favorite things are money, pissing on his enemies and not going to jail, you have to wonder what Mayor Mandami did to make trump so happy.
Trump and Mamdani go from adversaries to allies after White House meeting
President Donald Trump has met the man who had proudly proclaimed himself “Donald Trump’s worst nightmare,” but he seemed to find the opposite.
apnews.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Do you think trangender people could do a class action suit against the heritage foundation for claiming 50% of violent crime is cause by trans folks? Class action defamation... is that a thing?
November 21, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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Joint Statement from Goodlander, Slotkin, Kelly, Crow, Deluzio, and Houlahan
November 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
As the kids were preparing the latest box for recycling, they discovered the joy of popping bubble wrap. #dogsofbluesky
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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A former Fetterman advisor texted me: “I think what comes across is the reality of who he is, which is a petulant child who never became a man and is always the victim of his own narrative—even though he’s never had a real job and lives off his dad’s money. It's all pretty sad and pathetic."
John Fetterman's Memoir Is As Low-Effort As His Senate Tenure | Defector
John Fetterman’s just-released memoir, Unfettered, argues that he’s turned a corner and has everything under control. Fetterman was a “stubborn asshole” (his words), he was clinically depressed, he wa...
defector.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Chuck, retire. You are doing more damage than good.
Schumer acknowledged to reporters he was involved in negotiations with Thune on the CR, and specifically the provision entitling senators to millions in compensation. 1/
November 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
No one ever worried about Bernie Sanders doing freaky things with his penis.
November 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
November 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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I keep saying this. . .

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November 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Megyn Kelly Anxiously Waits For Everyone Else To Start Condoning Pedophilia Too https://theonion.com/megyn-kelly-anxiously-waits-for-everyone-else-to-start-condoning-pedophilia-too/
November 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail
November 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Almost as if Trump was worried that Massie was gaining visibility and popularity, and that freaked him out, so he figured he'd tell Rs to vote for the thing that he could just do without them, and not do it after they vote for it.
November 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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It goes to show how hypocritical the whole Trump Whitehouse “Antisemitism” campaign is. They go after people who actually fight nazis, even calling Jewish people “antisemitic” or “Self hating” for criticizing a genocide, then embrace true nazis within the right
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Trump Defends Tucker Carlson After Interview With Nick Fuentes
The president brushed aside concerns about Carlson’s recent interview with far-right activist Nick Fuentes.
www.huffpost.com
November 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
AOC 2028
This Transgender Awareness Week, we celebrate the resilience, courage, and beauty of the trans community. Your lives matter, your stories matter, and your right to thrive and exist authentically is non-negotiable.

We stand with you today and every day🏳️‍⚧️
November 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Nobody Knew...
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM