You might be thinking, “But we’re already a 2-3 doll sort of family. What can we do to cut down?” The White House has put their best minds to it and the answer will delight you!
December 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
You might be thinking, “But we’re already a 2-3 doll sort of family. What can we do to cut down?” The White House has put their best minds to it and the answer will delight you!
I’m sure they’ll reach peak irony soon
November 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I’m sure they’ll reach peak irony soon
Is bloomberg.com taking advantage of people’s cookie disclaimer click through habit to get them to nominally agree to arbitration and class action waivers? Is this weird and sinister? Or have I just been watching too much of The Chair Company
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Is bloomberg.com taking advantage of people’s cookie disclaimer click through habit to get them to nominally agree to arbitration and class action waivers? Is this weird and sinister? Or have I just been watching too much of The Chair Company
J is for Jenius
November 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
J is for Jenius
Big “I fixed it!” energy right there
November 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Big “I fixed it!” energy right there
Two years from now, as everyone who touches the food or drink turns to stone:
SCOTT JENNINGS, in long robes: THE PRESIDENT WAS VERY CLEAR ABOUT THE CURSE WHEN HE SHOWED US THE BALLROOM PLAN
JD VANCE, in a skull face mask: STOP CLUTCHING YOUR PEARLssss
SCOTT JENNINGS, in long robes: THE PRESIDENT WAS VERY CLEAR ABOUT THE CURSE WHEN HE SHOWED US THE BALLROOM PLAN
JD VANCE, in a skull face mask: STOP CLUTCHING YOUR PEARLssss
October 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Two years from now, as everyone who touches the food or drink turns to stone:
SCOTT JENNINGS, in long robes: THE PRESIDENT WAS VERY CLEAR ABOUT THE CURSE WHEN HE SHOWED US THE BALLROOM PLAN
JD VANCE, in a skull face mask: STOP CLUTCHING YOUR PEARLssss
SCOTT JENNINGS, in long robes: THE PRESIDENT WAS VERY CLEAR ABOUT THE CURSE WHEN HE SHOWED US THE BALLROOM PLAN
JD VANCE, in a skull face mask: STOP CLUTCHING YOUR PEARLssss
I’m sure it will turn up
October 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I’m sure it will turn up
Team Trump waking up at night
October 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Team Trump waking up at night
Stephen Miller rn
October 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Stephen Miller rn
“Cash” might not mean paper bills. By my math, they should be looking for 250 gift cards.
September 24, 2025 at 12:33 PM
“Cash” might not mean paper bills. By my math, they should be looking for 250 gift cards.
Everyone’s thinking cash but I feel like they’d be more discreet? I think what we’re looking for is *checks website* about 250 Cava gift cards.
September 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Everyone’s thinking cash but I feel like they’d be more discreet? I think what we’re looking for is *checks website* about 250 Cava gift cards.
Is this the only photo they have on file? This looks like staging to introduce a Bond villain.
September 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Is this the only photo they have on file? This looks like staging to introduce a Bond villain.
I’m not going to say I am relieved, but I think the HELP testimony from Monarez and Houry clarified for the new panelists that there are no grownups or guardrails between their armchair quarterbacking about vaccines as a hobbyist/grifter and what rolls directly into children’s arms.
September 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I’m not going to say I am relieved, but I think the HELP testimony from Monarez and Houry clarified for the new panelists that there are no grownups or guardrails between their armchair quarterbacking about vaccines as a hobbyist/grifter and what rolls directly into children’s arms.
What the hell, Ben
September 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
What the hell, Ben
September 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Don’t worry, they’re going highbrow as well.
September 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Don’t worry, they’re going highbrow as well.
“Omg did they say Department of Wo.. nevermind”
September 6, 2025 at 12:47 PM
“Omg did they say Department of Wo.. nevermind”
Should have kept the original graphic
September 4, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Should have kept the original graphic