Simon🦑
@flatsquid.bsky.social
Science, anti-quackery, on the cusp of throwing it all in for unemployment in another country tbqhwy
1. Sopranos
2. If anyone wants to talk about it just throw your hands up and say "Fuhgeddaboudit!" in an Italian-American Jersey accent, then laugh.
2. If anyone wants to talk about it just throw your hands up and say "Fuhgeddaboudit!" in an Italian-American Jersey accent, then laugh.
December 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
1. Sopranos
2. If anyone wants to talk about it just throw your hands up and say "Fuhgeddaboudit!" in an Italian-American Jersey accent, then laugh.
2. If anyone wants to talk about it just throw your hands up and say "Fuhgeddaboudit!" in an Italian-American Jersey accent, then laugh.
Girl, you ain't got enough MILES of thread for the mofo's I need silencing 😁
December 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Girl, you ain't got enough MILES of thread for the mofo's I need silencing 😁
I was thinking more like body bags but er, your idea's better..tents, we'll call them tents..1 man capacity tents 😉
November 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I was thinking more like body bags but er, your idea's better..tents, we'll call them tents..1 man capacity tents 😉
Spent hours poring over this with my dad as a kid. I think we broke only one code which said something like "nothing here, look elsewhere" 🤣
November 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Spent hours poring over this with my dad as a kid. I think we broke only one code which said something like "nothing here, look elsewhere" 🤣
That's definitely a piece of coral on a beach in Queensland 😆 I expect to see a discarded flipflop nearby..
But yes, I'd lose it if I saw that too, absolutely looks like some organic creation!
But yes, I'd lose it if I saw that too, absolutely looks like some organic creation!
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
That's definitely a piece of coral on a beach in Queensland 😆 I expect to see a discarded flipflop nearby..
But yes, I'd lose it if I saw that too, absolutely looks like some organic creation!
But yes, I'd lose it if I saw that too, absolutely looks like some organic creation!
It's easy to forget what we're looking at sometimes, like some Namibian desert scene where you see a couple of twigs and don't think twice, but then you think you see them here and 😳
November 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
It's easy to forget what we're looking at sometimes, like some Namibian desert scene where you see a couple of twigs and don't think twice, but then you think you see them here and 😳
Lol, I think that's understandable, but start to worry if you begin to see any man-made structures😁
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Lol, I think that's understandable, but start to worry if you begin to see any man-made structures😁
Amazing vista, but I got excited when I thought I'd spotted* a monolith* on a distant mountain but it was just a piece of dirt on my monitor 😒
*as if you or the entirety of NASA wouldn't have spotted it first
*I must stop watching so much sci-fi it's affecting my ability to think rationally
*as if you or the entirety of NASA wouldn't have spotted it first
*I must stop watching so much sci-fi it's affecting my ability to think rationally
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Amazing vista, but I got excited when I thought I'd spotted* a monolith* on a distant mountain but it was just a piece of dirt on my monitor 😒
*as if you or the entirety of NASA wouldn't have spotted it first
*I must stop watching so much sci-fi it's affecting my ability to think rationally
*as if you or the entirety of NASA wouldn't have spotted it first
*I must stop watching so much sci-fi it's affecting my ability to think rationally
Happy Birthday Audrey! 🥂🎂🎈🎉
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November 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Happy Birthday Audrey! 🥂🎂🎈🎉