the vanishing girl
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beautiful tortoiseshell cat she/it(?)
Any particular medium or genre?
November 20, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Any particular medium or genre?
Jon Taffer: Let me introduce you to someone. This is--well, this WAS Garrette of Underwood, one of the finest rangers in the Eastern Marches, and let me tell you, if MY bar was 300 crowns in the hole every month, I would be THRILLED to see him walk in-- [ducks under oncoming axe swing]
November 19, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Jon Taffer: Let me introduce you to someone. This is--well, this WAS Garrette of Underwood, one of the finest rangers in the Eastern Marches, and let me tell you, if MY bar was 300 crowns in the hole every month, I would be THRILLED to see him walk in-- [ducks under oncoming axe swing]
Ranger disguised as a bard for some reason: Excuse me, this trencher's got a bit of mold on it, could I get another one?
Orc bartender: No. [decapitates him with his battleaxe]
Jon Taffer: [visibly disgusted] Unbelievable. Okay, I've seen enough, I'm going in there.
Orc bartender: No. [decapitates him with his battleaxe]
Jon Taffer: [visibly disgusted] Unbelievable. Okay, I've seen enough, I'm going in there.
November 19, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Ranger disguised as a bard for some reason: Excuse me, this trencher's got a bit of mold on it, could I get another one?
Orc bartender: No. [decapitates him with his battleaxe]
Jon Taffer: [visibly disgusted] Unbelievable. Okay, I've seen enough, I'm going in there.
Orc bartender: No. [decapitates him with his battleaxe]
Jon Taffer: [visibly disgusted] Unbelievable. Okay, I've seen enough, I'm going in there.
Provocatively dressed tiefling barmaid: [hiccuping] Apologies m'lad, it seems we're out of the dwarven mead
[Jon Taffer and friends in the back of a covered wagon, scrying into the tavern]
JT: Have you ever been to a tavern that ran out of mead before the hour of the bat?
Elvish Mixologist: Nay.
[Jon Taffer and friends in the back of a covered wagon, scrying into the tavern]
JT: Have you ever been to a tavern that ran out of mead before the hour of the bat?
Elvish Mixologist: Nay.
November 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Provocatively dressed tiefling barmaid: [hiccuping] Apologies m'lad, it seems we're out of the dwarven mead
[Jon Taffer and friends in the back of a covered wagon, scrying into the tavern]
JT: Have you ever been to a tavern that ran out of mead before the hour of the bat?
Elvish Mixologist: Nay.
[Jon Taffer and friends in the back of a covered wagon, scrying into the tavern]
JT: Have you ever been to a tavern that ran out of mead before the hour of the bat?
Elvish Mixologist: Nay.
penishead. bonishead. idk
November 14, 2025 at 3:57 AM
penishead. bonishead. idk
![[KFC Drive-Thru]
Paul von Oberstein: Your Majesty, it may interest you to know that the two for one spicy chicken deal will only be available for another week.
Reinhard von Lohengramm: [eyes narrowing] What do you mean to say, Oberstein? Do you believe my priorities to be inappropriately weighed?
Paul von Oberstein: [bowing slightly] I only meant to keep you adequately informed, Your Majesty. Such indecisiveness is unbecoming of you.
Hildegard von Mariendorf: [thinking] I fear the Kaiser's inner turnoil may at last be too much for anyone to tame... If only Kircheis were still here, to soothe his troubled heart.
[Reuenthal and Mittermeyer sitting in the car behind them]
Oskar von Reuenthal: Oberstein grows worryingly bold in his overtures to the Kaiser.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xphpv7bdrbfo3glkdfldkyio/bafkreift5mqeepa4i3ytiy3lcgkvy6zp4c6na4rojepurqqmii332xx4uy@jpeg)
![[KFC Drive-Thru]
Paul von Oberstein: Your Majesty, it may interest you to know that the two for one spicy chicken deal will only be available for another week.
Reinhard von Lohengramm: [eyes narrowing] What do you mean to say, Oberstein? Do you believe my priorities to be inappropriately weighed?
Paul von Oberstein: [bowing slightly] I only meant to keep you adequately informed, Your Majesty. Such indecisiveness is unbecoming of you.
Hildegard von Mariendorf: [thinking] I fear the Kaiser's inner turnoil may at last be too much for anyone to tame... If only Kircheis were still here, to soothe his troubled heart.
[Reuenthal and Mittermeyer sitting in the car behind them]
Oskar von Reuenthal: Oberstein grows worryingly bold in his overtures to the Kaiser.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xphpv7bdrbfo3glkdfldkyio/bafkreicveom63p4q4hz3k3njxykxvcjj4palyoli2vyn47kjc4ff4v2zga@jpeg)
Is it unfair to say Milluki
November 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Is it unfair to say Milluki
adulthood is all about learning to navigate these contradictions
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
adulthood is all about learning to navigate these contradictions