the vanishing girl
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beautiful tortoiseshell cat she/it(?)
You're too late, Mr. Bond; in the time it took you to get here I was able to sober up enough to drive
November 22, 2025 at 5:42 AM
You're too late, Mr. Bond; in the time it took you to get here I was able to sober up enough to drive
We need less negativity and cynicism, but we also need less positivity and sincerity. What we really need to do is spend a lot more time saying nothing and looking politely concerned
November 21, 2025 at 6:02 AM
We need less negativity and cynicism, but we also need less positivity and sincerity. What we really need to do is spend a lot more time saying nothing and looking politely concerned
The problem with making yourself a nice sandwich to take for lunch the next day is that until lunchtime the next day you will be unable to think of anything other than the sandwich
November 20, 2025 at 3:52 AM
The problem with making yourself a nice sandwich to take for lunch the next day is that until lunchtime the next day you will be unable to think of anything other than the sandwich
Something I genuinely love is when like an online community is so stagnant and relatively insular that it just becomes people doing the same 8-10 inside jokes over and over. I love how r/kitchennightmares is just people saying "those carrots go to the white house" at the most tenuous provocation
November 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Something I genuinely love is when like an online community is so stagnant and relatively insular that it just becomes people doing the same 8-10 inside jokes over and over. I love how r/kitchennightmares is just people saying "those carrots go to the white house" at the most tenuous provocation
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the major difference between fma brotherhood and 03 is that ed is transmasc in brotherhood and transfem in 03
November 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
the major difference between fma brotherhood and 03 is that ed is transmasc in brotherhood and transfem in 03
[D&D style fantasy tavern]
Jon Taffer: And this guy right here, what's he doing?
Drunken gnome: I give the quest to gather ten imp horns.
JT: [incredulous] And what's the reward for this quest?
Gnome: [belching] mythril plate
JT: [eyes bugging out] FOR TEN IMP HORNS. THIS IS WHY YOU'RE LOSING MONEY
Jon Taffer: And this guy right here, what's he doing?
Drunken gnome: I give the quest to gather ten imp horns.
JT: [incredulous] And what's the reward for this quest?
Gnome: [belching] mythril plate
JT: [eyes bugging out] FOR TEN IMP HORNS. THIS IS WHY YOU'RE LOSING MONEY
November 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
[D&D style fantasy tavern]
Jon Taffer: And this guy right here, what's he doing?
Drunken gnome: I give the quest to gather ten imp horns.
JT: [incredulous] And what's the reward for this quest?
Gnome: [belching] mythril plate
JT: [eyes bugging out] FOR TEN IMP HORNS. THIS IS WHY YOU'RE LOSING MONEY
Jon Taffer: And this guy right here, what's he doing?
Drunken gnome: I give the quest to gather ten imp horns.
JT: [incredulous] And what's the reward for this quest?
Gnome: [belching] mythril plate
JT: [eyes bugging out] FOR TEN IMP HORNS. THIS IS WHY YOU'RE LOSING MONEY
given the various marginalized identities that apply to me it's actually quite brave and subversive of me to be the vacuous and dimwitted person that I am
November 18, 2025 at 4:17 AM
given the various marginalized identities that apply to me it's actually quite brave and subversive of me to be the vacuous and dimwitted person that I am
Officer Dmitri Lesbo has died after falling through a time portal to 1960s London and running afoul of the Kray twins
November 17, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Officer Dmitri Lesbo has died after falling through a time portal to 1960s London and running afoul of the Kray twins
Devilman Crybully
November 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Devilman Crybully
Film bros when you want to watch Ernest Goes To Camp and not Ernest Scared Stupid
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Film bros when you want to watch Ernest Goes To Camp and not Ernest Scared Stupid
"Du hast, bitch!" -- Slipknot
November 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
"Du hast, bitch!" -- Slipknot
Survivor frustrates me. Season in season out Jeff remains the common enemy of every contestant and yet there's not been a single season where everyone works together to overthrow him and build a new society with the prize money
November 13, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Survivor frustrates me. Season in season out Jeff remains the common enemy of every contestant and yet there's not been a single season where everyone works together to overthrow him and build a new society with the prize money
Siri search Scooby-Doo beach episode. Siri search Scooby-Doo festival episode. Siri search Scooby-Doo hot springs episode. Siri search Scooby-Doo onsen scene.
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Siri search Scooby-Doo beach episode. Siri search Scooby-Doo festival episode. Siri search Scooby-Doo hot springs episode. Siri search Scooby-Doo onsen scene.
Goo Goo Dolls Iris voice And I wrote to one Mr. Araki
In a letter mailed straight to Japan
"In JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken,
When Part Six comes, could we be a Stand?"
In a letter mailed straight to Japan
"In JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken,
When Part Six comes, could we be a Stand?"
November 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Goo Goo Dolls Iris voice And I wrote to one Mr. Araki
In a letter mailed straight to Japan
"In JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken,
When Part Six comes, could we be a Stand?"
In a letter mailed straight to Japan
"In JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken,
When Part Six comes, could we be a Stand?"
Nirvana the Musical Group the Television Program
November 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Nirvana the Musical Group the Television Program
It's like I'm playing 2D Chess
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
It's like I'm playing 2D Chess
Girl who won't stop talking about and recommending a series that is extremely difficult to watch legally in the US
November 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Girl who won't stop talking about and recommending a series that is extremely difficult to watch legally in the US
Sorry boss, can't come to work... I have "irony poisoning"
November 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Sorry boss, can't come to work... I have "irony poisoning"
In other election news Marzipan has been unanimously voted Marzipan of the Year
November 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
In other election news Marzipan has been unanimously voted Marzipan of the Year
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2 cups of On Purpose flour
November 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
2 cups of On Purpose flour
Ian Dury voice Now and Then and Here and There
November 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Ian Dury voice Now and Then and Here and There
One of the most fascinating dimensions of LoGH is the like. Difficult to reconcile gulf between how Tanaka writes women (not particularly great, but he has his moments and there's far lazier and far more malignant writers out there) and how bizarrely archaic the show's gender politics are writ large
November 4, 2025 at 2:13 AM
One of the most fascinating dimensions of LoGH is the like. Difficult to reconcile gulf between how Tanaka writes women (not particularly great, but he has his moments and there's far lazier and far more malignant writers out there) and how bizarrely archaic the show's gender politics are writ large
Officer David Literotica has been killed by Majin Vegeta
November 3, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Officer David Literotica has been killed by Majin Vegeta
Hot new fantasy anime I Was Trained Wrong As A Joke Like The Guy From Kung Pow, So I'm Forced To Be The Comic Relief Character Until Someone Notices All My Jokes Are Just Kung Pow Quotes
November 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Hot new fantasy anime I Was Trained Wrong As A Joke Like The Guy From Kung Pow, So I'm Forced To Be The Comic Relief Character Until Someone Notices All My Jokes Are Just Kung Pow Quotes