Katie
@flannel-quote.bsky.social
Calm your circuits
She/her
Your standard MC adj to CG JAG type
She/her
Your standard MC adj to CG JAG type
“Wait, do you WANT a lumberjack, or do you want to BE a lumberjack?”
A classic lesbian conundrum… my answer was “yeah, exactly”
A classic lesbian conundrum… my answer was “yeah, exactly”
December 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
“Wait, do you WANT a lumberjack, or do you want to BE a lumberjack?”
A classic lesbian conundrum… my answer was “yeah, exactly”
A classic lesbian conundrum… my answer was “yeah, exactly”
someone bookmarked something I wrote under "fics that eat at my soul" ☺️🫡
December 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM
someone bookmarked something I wrote under "fics that eat at my soul" ☺️🫡
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Consider the subtleness of the sea
December 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Consider the subtleness of the sea
Spoiled, absolutely SPOILED, running in DC.
December 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Spoiled, absolutely SPOILED, running in DC.
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in case anyone was skeptical, all ball
November 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
in case anyone was skeptical, all ball
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Kate Wiesner makes her senior USWNT debut!
November 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Kate Wiesner makes her senior USWNT debut!
Freakin love the Macy’s parade. It’s like a mad lib every year…
[Lil Jon] performing [Turn Down for What] in front of a [rainbow unicorn] on the [Toys R Us float]. 💁♀️
[Lil Jon] performing [Turn Down for What] in front of a [rainbow unicorn] on the [Toys R Us float]. 💁♀️
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Freakin love the Macy’s parade. It’s like a mad lib every year…
[Lil Jon] performing [Turn Down for What] in front of a [rainbow unicorn] on the [Toys R Us float]. 💁♀️
[Lil Jon] performing [Turn Down for What] in front of a [rainbow unicorn] on the [Toys R Us float]. 💁♀️
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Your honor, whatever you're gonna say, it won't hurt me, because I've already said worse about myself
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Your honor, whatever you're gonna say, it won't hurt me, because I've already said worse about myself
Not only does my dad exchange books w/ the Christmas tree farm owners & one time my mom and I ran into a former Olympian at the outdoor ice rink, but tomorrow we're picking up maple syrup from a sugarhouse that two of my dad's patients own... never beating the "Maine is a Hallmark movie" allegations
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Not only does my dad exchange books w/ the Christmas tree farm owners & one time my mom and I ran into a former Olympian at the outdoor ice rink, but tomorrow we're picking up maple syrup from a sugarhouse that two of my dad's patients own... never beating the "Maine is a Hallmark movie" allegations
TIL the house I'm buying is a stop on a neighborhood walking tour as an example of how plain homes were pre-Civil War 😂
November 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
TIL the house I'm buying is a stop on a neighborhood walking tour as an example of how plain homes were pre-Civil War 😂
Thought y’all could use this
November 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Thought y’all could use this
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Impossible how good reading is. You mean I just point my face at the paper for a bit and it does a whole update on my brain?
November 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Impossible how good reading is. You mean I just point my face at the paper for a bit and it does a whole update on my brain?
November 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Coworker describing where he parked on base: it's not BLATANTLY illegal
Me, the JAG: that's all I can ask!
Me, the JAG: that's all I can ask!
November 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Coworker describing where he parked on base: it's not BLATANTLY illegal
Me, the JAG: that's all I can ask!
Me, the JAG: that's all I can ask!
There is a Dunkin near where I’m moving to in a couple weeks 🙌
November 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
There is a Dunkin near where I’m moving to in a couple weeks 🙌
Had pushed my flight to the right so I could play in my team’s playoffs, and now I’ll be in the air during the NWSL final
a red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on it
Alt: Person stepping on a rake
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Had pushed my flight to the right so I could play in my team’s playoffs, and now I’ll be in the air during the NWSL final
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Spirit are really setting a new standard in the NWSL for interacting with the crowd, and I for one am here for it and also need it even bigger and better.
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Spirit are really setting a new standard in the NWSL for interacting with the crowd, and I for one am here for it and also need it even bigger and better.
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I would pay a substantial amount of money to know how she chose her giant square emoji face to attach to this tweet.
Live your life in a way that you don't ever end up on Marta's shitlist
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I would pay a substantial amount of money to know how she chose her giant square emoji face to attach to this tweet.
After that first Henderson TD today, my uncle (who’s MAGA, so we rarely talk to him) called my mom and said, “holy fucking shit! That’s all” and hung up
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
After that first Henderson TD today, my uncle (who’s MAGA, so we rarely talk to him) called my mom and said, “holy fucking shit! That’s all” and hung up
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1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 9:23 AM
1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️