Grumpy Warbucks
@five-zero-three.bsky.social
Almost showtime 🎭
🎙️: Hannibal Buress
🎙️: Hannibal Buress
January 4, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Almost showtime 🎭
🎙️: Hannibal Buress
🎙️: Hannibal Buress
A full body dryer for my bathroom
January 3, 2026 at 3:52 AM
A full body dryer for my bathroom
Thank you Playa Del Carmen. A time was had.
January 2, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Thank you Playa Del Carmen. A time was had.
Wine tasting to start the evening
December 31, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Wine tasting to start the evening
Morning commute…
December 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Morning commute…
Morning commute…
December 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Morning commute…
I did not come here to play. 😂
Round 2 loading…
Round 2 loading…
December 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I did not come here to play. 😂
Round 2 loading…
Round 2 loading…
Merry Kicksmas!
December 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Merry Kicksmas!
Throw the whole production away.
December 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Throw the whole production away.
What’s the best Christmas present you got as a kid?🎁
#Questionsky
#Questionsky
December 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
What’s the best Christmas present you got as a kid?🎁
#Questionsky
#Questionsky
From me and mine, to you and yours 🙏🏽
December 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
From me and mine, to you and yours 🙏🏽
Post your favorite picture of yourself from this year where you felt your best …………
December 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Post your favorite picture of yourself from this year where you felt your best …………
Wrapping up a busy travel year. ✈️
December 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Wrapping up a busy travel year. ✈️
Leaving a few things behind before stepping into 2026.
December 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Leaving a few things behind before stepping into 2026.
Good morning ⛅️
December 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Good morning ⛅️
It sounds like someone is standing in my driveway with a hose spraying down my roof. This shit is crazy.
December 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
It sounds like someone is standing in my driveway with a hose spraying down my roof. This shit is crazy.
I wish I was 😫😫😫
December 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I wish I was 😫😫😫
This edible is starting to hit.
Or I’m in the Matrix.
One or the other. Maybe both. 🤷🏽♂️ 😂
Or I’m in the Matrix.
One or the other. Maybe both. 🤷🏽♂️ 😂
December 13, 2025 at 4:51 AM
This edible is starting to hit.
Or I’m in the Matrix.
One or the other. Maybe both. 🤷🏽♂️ 😂
Or I’m in the Matrix.
One or the other. Maybe both. 🤷🏽♂️ 😂
Just had my best meal of 2025 and the best plantains I’ve had in my life!
10/10 - No notes 👌🏽
10/10 - No notes 👌🏽
December 13, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Just had my best meal of 2025 and the best plantains I’ve had in my life!
10/10 - No notes 👌🏽
10/10 - No notes 👌🏽
Morning commute…
December 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Morning commute…
Post you from a different era in your life.
December 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Post you from a different era in your life.
I was in LA last weekend and saw a ton of them
December 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I was in LA last weekend and saw a ton of them