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Almost showtime 🎭

🎙️: Hannibal Buress
January 4, 2026 at 5:32 AM
A full body dryer for my bathroom
January 3, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Thank you Playa Del Carmen. A time was had.
January 2, 2026 at 5:02 PM
First day of the year and the Unknown Senders inbox in my text messages is jumping.

A lot of folks didn’t make it to 2026 with me 😂
January 1, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Happy New Year to all and Happy Birthday to me 😊

…and with that goodnight 😴 😂
January 1, 2026 at 5:22 AM
💯
"I'm insecure about my rolls."

Don't be. I'm sure they are delicious and go perfectly with the rest of the meal. Now again...move ya hand.
December 31, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Drunk on the beach in Mexico 😂
5. How are you planning to celebrate the New Year?
December 31, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Wine tasting to start the evening
December 31, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Morning commute…
December 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
"I’ll beat errybody up in here”
Post your facial reaction:
December 29, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Seen both sing and perform live.

I’m rolling with Snoh.
December 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Who Is Jill Scott?
Who Is Jill Scott? or Beautifully Human?
December 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Ego Death but depending on the day it’s a toss up.
December 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
December 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Morning commute…
December 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I did not come here to play. 😂

Round 2 loading…
December 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Merry Kicksmas!
December 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Throw the whole production away.
December 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
What’s the best Christmas present you got as a kid?🎁
#Questionsky
December 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Very random but this NFL Gameday thing on Netflix is complete ass.
December 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
From me and mine, to you and yours 🙏🏽
December 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The Post Office
#LivBlackSkyFamFeud
Name a place you’d be shocked if people started showing up naked
December 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Post your favorite picture of yourself from this year where you felt your best …………
December 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
My 6 year old nephew challenged me to a game of 2K today and I tried to politely decline but then he said I was scared.

…I’m not proud of making him cry. But a lesson needed to be learned.

Final score: 110 - 23
a man in a purple suit is holding a purse over his head and the word game is on the bottom right
ALT: a man in a purple suit is holding a purse over his head and the word game is on the bottom right
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December 24, 2025 at 5:24 AM
- Decide if I’m moving or staying in ‘27
- Replant my garden
- Start college prep for the 👦🏽
- Create my Will/Family Trust
- File my ATF Form 1
- Visit 2 new countries
What’s some of yall goals for the next year big or small.
December 24, 2025 at 5:17 AM