Grumpy Warbucks
@five-zero-three.bsky.social
Just remembered The Pitt season 2 starts tonight.
Let me cancel these plans 😂
Let me cancel these plans 😂
January 8, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Just remembered The Pitt season 2 starts tonight.
Let me cancel these plans 😂
Let me cancel these plans 😂
Impact matters more than intent
18. What is something you realized only after you got older that your younger self would never be able to understand?
January 7, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Impact matters more than intent
Personal care/hygiene products
10. What is something you never cheap out on?
January 7, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Personal care/hygiene products
Tomato Bisque (always paired with a grilled cheese)
6. What is your favorite soup?
January 7, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Tomato Bisque (always paired with a grilled cheese)
1. Anderson .Paak
2. DMX
3. Kehlani
4. Kendrick
5. T-Pain (with special guests Ludacris, Plies, Ace Hood)
2. DMX
3. Kehlani
4. Kendrick
5. T-Pain (with special guests Ludacris, Plies, Ace Hood)
5. You get to create your dream music festival with five headliners (dead or alive); who is playing?
January 7, 2026 at 8:51 PM
1. Anderson .Paak
2. DMX
3. Kehlani
4. Kendrick
5. T-Pain (with special guests Ludacris, Plies, Ace Hood)
2. DMX
3. Kehlani
4. Kendrick
5. T-Pain (with special guests Ludacris, Plies, Ace Hood)
My house 😂
3. What is something that you love but hate to maintain?
January 7, 2026 at 8:48 PM
My house 😂
French fries 🍟
2. What is your favorite snack?
January 7, 2026 at 8:48 PM
French fries 🍟
Universal Healthcare
Dismantle ICE
$30/hr federal minimum wage
Dismantle ICE
$30/hr federal minimum wage
1. You are the president.
What are the first things that you would do?
What are the first things that you would do?
January 7, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Universal Healthcare
Dismantle ICE
$30/hr federal minimum wage
Dismantle ICE
$30/hr federal minimum wage
2016
5. What is the worst year you've lived?
January 5, 2026 at 10:49 PM
2016
Strike that.
Oakland. Specifically MLK weekend.
Oakland. Specifically MLK weekend.
Anyone have recommendations for Phoenix?
Food/Drinks?
Age appropriate activities? 😂
Food/Drinks?
Age appropriate activities? 😂
January 5, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Strike that.
Oakland. Specifically MLK weekend.
Oakland. Specifically MLK weekend.
Anyone have recommendations for Phoenix?
Food/Drinks?
Age appropriate activities? 😂
Food/Drinks?
Age appropriate activities? 😂
January 4, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Anyone have recommendations for Phoenix?
Food/Drinks?
Age appropriate activities? 😂
Food/Drinks?
Age appropriate activities? 😂
Almost showtime 🎭
🎙️: Hannibal Buress
🎙️: Hannibal Buress
January 4, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Almost showtime 🎭
🎙️: Hannibal Buress
🎙️: Hannibal Buress
A full body dryer for my bathroom
January 3, 2026 at 3:52 AM
A full body dryer for my bathroom
Thank you Playa Del Carmen. A time was had.
January 2, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Thank you Playa Del Carmen. A time was had.
First day of the year and the Unknown Senders inbox in my text messages is jumping.
A lot of folks didn’t make it to 2026 with me 😂
A lot of folks didn’t make it to 2026 with me 😂
January 1, 2026 at 10:53 PM
First day of the year and the Unknown Senders inbox in my text messages is jumping.
A lot of folks didn’t make it to 2026 with me 😂
A lot of folks didn’t make it to 2026 with me 😂
Happy New Year to all and Happy Birthday to me 😊
…and with that goodnight 😴 😂
…and with that goodnight 😴 😂
January 1, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Happy New Year to all and Happy Birthday to me 😊
…and with that goodnight 😴 😂
…and with that goodnight 😴 😂
💯
"I'm insecure about my rolls."
Don't be. I'm sure they are delicious and go perfectly with the rest of the meal. Now again...move ya hand.
Don't be. I'm sure they are delicious and go perfectly with the rest of the meal. Now again...move ya hand.
December 31, 2025 at 8:06 PM
💯
Drunk on the beach in Mexico 😂
5. How are you planning to celebrate the New Year?
December 31, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Drunk on the beach in Mexico 😂
Wine tasting to start the evening
December 31, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Wine tasting to start the evening
Morning commute…
December 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Morning commute…
"I’ll beat errybody up in here”
Post your facial reaction:
Post your facial reaction:
December 29, 2025 at 6:40 AM
"I’ll beat errybody up in here”
Post your facial reaction:
Post your facial reaction:
Seen both sing and perform live.
I’m rolling with Snoh.
I’m rolling with Snoh.
December 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Seen both sing and perform live.
I’m rolling with Snoh.
I’m rolling with Snoh.