Grumpy Warbucks
@five-zero-three.bsky.social
Almost showtime 🎭
🎙️: Hannibal Buress
🎙️: Hannibal Buress
January 4, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Almost showtime 🎭
🎙️: Hannibal Buress
🎙️: Hannibal Buress
A full body dryer for my bathroom
January 3, 2026 at 3:52 AM
A full body dryer for my bathroom
Thank you Playa Del Carmen. A time was had.
January 2, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Thank you Playa Del Carmen. A time was had.
First day of the year and the Unknown Senders inbox in my text messages is jumping.
A lot of folks didn’t make it to 2026 with me 😂
A lot of folks didn’t make it to 2026 with me 😂
January 1, 2026 at 10:53 PM
First day of the year and the Unknown Senders inbox in my text messages is jumping.
A lot of folks didn’t make it to 2026 with me 😂
A lot of folks didn’t make it to 2026 with me 😂
Happy New Year to all and Happy Birthday to me 😊
…and with that goodnight 😴 😂
…and with that goodnight 😴 😂
January 1, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Happy New Year to all and Happy Birthday to me 😊
…and with that goodnight 😴 😂
…and with that goodnight 😴 😂
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"I'm insecure about my rolls."
Don't be. I'm sure they are delicious and go perfectly with the rest of the meal. Now again...move ya hand.
Don't be. I'm sure they are delicious and go perfectly with the rest of the meal. Now again...move ya hand.
December 31, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Drunk on the beach in Mexico 😂
5. How are you planning to celebrate the New Year?
December 31, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Drunk on the beach in Mexico 😂
Wine tasting to start the evening
December 31, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Wine tasting to start the evening
Morning commute…
December 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Morning commute…
"I’ll beat errybody up in here”
Post your facial reaction:
Post your facial reaction:
December 29, 2025 at 6:40 AM
"I’ll beat errybody up in here”
Post your facial reaction:
Post your facial reaction:
Seen both sing and perform live.
I’m rolling with Snoh.
I’m rolling with Snoh.
December 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Seen both sing and perform live.
I’m rolling with Snoh.
I’m rolling with Snoh.
Who Is Jill Scott?
Who Is Jill Scott? or Beautifully Human?
December 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Who Is Jill Scott?
Ego Death but depending on the day it’s a toss up.
December 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Ego Death but depending on the day it’s a toss up.
Morning commute…
December 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Morning commute…
I did not come here to play. 😂
Round 2 loading…
Round 2 loading…
December 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I did not come here to play. 😂
Round 2 loading…
Round 2 loading…
Merry Kicksmas!
December 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Merry Kicksmas!
Throw the whole production away.
December 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Throw the whole production away.
What’s the best Christmas present you got as a kid?🎁
#Questionsky
#Questionsky
December 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
What’s the best Christmas present you got as a kid?🎁
#Questionsky
#Questionsky
Very random but this NFL Gameday thing on Netflix is complete ass.
December 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Very random but this NFL Gameday thing on Netflix is complete ass.
From me and mine, to you and yours 🙏🏽
December 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
From me and mine, to you and yours 🙏🏽
The Post Office
#LivBlackSkyFamFeud
Name a place you’d be shocked if people started showing up naked
Name a place you’d be shocked if people started showing up naked
December 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The Post Office
Post your favorite picture of yourself from this year where you felt your best …………
December 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Post your favorite picture of yourself from this year where you felt your best …………
My 6 year old nephew challenged me to a game of 2K today and I tried to politely decline but then he said I was scared.
…I’m not proud of making him cry. But a lesson needed to be learned.
Final score: 110 - 23
…I’m not proud of making him cry. But a lesson needed to be learned.
Final score: 110 - 23
a man in a purple suit is holding a purse over his head and the word game is on the bottom right
ALT: a man in a purple suit is holding a purse over his head and the word game is on the bottom right
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December 24, 2025 at 5:24 AM
My 6 year old nephew challenged me to a game of 2K today and I tried to politely decline but then he said I was scared.
…I’m not proud of making him cry. But a lesson needed to be learned.
Final score: 110 - 23
…I’m not proud of making him cry. But a lesson needed to be learned.
Final score: 110 - 23
- Decide if I’m moving or staying in ‘27
- Replant my garden
- Start college prep for the 👦🏽
- Create my Will/Family Trust
- File my ATF Form 1
- Visit 2 new countries
- Replant my garden
- Start college prep for the 👦🏽
- Create my Will/Family Trust
- File my ATF Form 1
- Visit 2 new countries
What’s some of yall goals for the next year big or small.
December 24, 2025 at 5:17 AM
- Decide if I’m moving or staying in ‘27
- Replant my garden
- Start college prep for the 👦🏽
- Create my Will/Family Trust
- File my ATF Form 1
- Visit 2 new countries
- Replant my garden
- Start college prep for the 👦🏽
- Create my Will/Family Trust
- File my ATF Form 1
- Visit 2 new countries