Sloane Murphy
@fistfightjones.bsky.social
SCENE REPORTS
I drive a van around Chicago
Imposter-review.org
I drive a van around Chicago
Imposter-review.org
Scene Reports is live because I got the zines before I expected to get them.
There will be a party next week. If you are in Chicago, they're five bucks, and you'll just have to find me bumming around to grab one. It's not that hard. I'm a creature of habit. I only hang around three or four spots.
There will be a party next week. If you are in Chicago, they're five bucks, and you'll just have to find me bumming around to grab one. It's not that hard. I'm a creature of habit. I only hang around three or four spots.
November 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Scene Reports is live because I got the zines before I expected to get them.
There will be a party next week. If you are in Chicago, they're five bucks, and you'll just have to find me bumming around to grab one. It's not that hard. I'm a creature of habit. I only hang around three or four spots.
There will be a party next week. If you are in Chicago, they're five bucks, and you'll just have to find me bumming around to grab one. It's not that hard. I'm a creature of habit. I only hang around three or four spots.
The Margot Qualley one is too easy bc I maintain she stole my whole thing for that movie
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The Margot Qualley one is too easy bc I maintain she stole my whole thing for that movie
Death to pdfs.
Scene Reports will be available in print only.
5 dollars in Chicago.
Ten to ship anywhere in them states baby. (I'll even write you a note.)
Scene Reports will be available in print only.
5 dollars in Chicago.
Ten to ship anywhere in them states baby. (I'll even write you a note.)
November 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Death to pdfs.
Scene Reports will be available in print only.
5 dollars in Chicago.
Ten to ship anywhere in them states baby. (I'll even write you a note.)
Scene Reports will be available in print only.
5 dollars in Chicago.
Ten to ship anywhere in them states baby. (I'll even write you a note.)
Maria Pappas my queen.....
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Maria Pappas my queen.....
"Has anyone heard from Orla? Kate keeps asking me where she's been, and Joan's out of town on that tour so we can't just ask her about her roommate. I'm kind of sick of Kate asking me about it. Like she clearly doesn't like you, diva. Her bob looks good, jusy get over it and find a new butch."
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
"Has anyone heard from Orla? Kate keeps asking me where she's been, and Joan's out of town on that tour so we can't just ask her about her roommate. I'm kind of sick of Kate asking me about it. Like she clearly doesn't like you, diva. Her bob looks good, jusy get over it and find a new butch."
I am consistently talking myself out of such fancy things. My sweet little bendable moleskines,,, they'll serve me.
November 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I am consistently talking myself out of such fancy things. My sweet little bendable moleskines,,, they'll serve me.
"Well ya know, I heard North Carolina went to prison, and that's why she's like that. The tall gay one, not the short straight one. Wait, she's North, right? I can never remember which Carolina is which."
November 8, 2025 at 1:51 PM
"Well ya know, I heard North Carolina went to prison, and that's why she's like that. The tall gay one, not the short straight one. Wait, she's North, right? I can never remember which Carolina is which."
Note from one gay guy to another in the back of Funeral Rites by Jean Genet.
November 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Note from one gay guy to another in the back of Funeral Rites by Jean Genet.
There was some open space between what he knew and what he tried to believe, but nothing could be done about it, and if you can't fix it you've got to stand it.
October 31, 2025 at 1:54 PM
There was some open space between what he knew and what he tried to believe, but nothing could be done about it, and if you can't fix it you've got to stand it.
Flight delayed, but there's another dyke on this flight and we're having a shiny docs versus beat up cowboyboots fight in silence in the waiting area.
October 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Flight delayed, but there's another dyke on this flight and we're having a shiny docs versus beat up cowboyboots fight in silence in the waiting area.
I used to use this app to find anonymous lesbians to come to my apartment and fuck, what happened?
October 23, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I used to use this app to find anonymous lesbians to come to my apartment and fuck, what happened?
Instead of thirst traps I'm just gonna start posting times I've parallel parked my Ford Ranger.
October 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Instead of thirst traps I'm just gonna start posting times I've parallel parked my Ford Ranger.
Feeling very weird today and coming back to City on the Make for some reason. I know everyone loves ""Never a lovely so real." But these two are my favorite Algren explaining what this place has always been and what it continues to be. They'll pry my town out of my fuckin cold dead calloused hands.
October 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Feeling very weird today and coming back to City on the Make for some reason. I know everyone loves ""Never a lovely so real." But these two are my favorite Algren explaining what this place has always been and what it continues to be. They'll pry my town out of my fuckin cold dead calloused hands.
Yesterday we sold a first edition Vineland. Boss got really excited but seemed disappointed when he brought up the movie and I was like ya.....I don't like PTA.
(Sorry to u folks but that guy does not like women.)
(Sorry to u folks but that guy does not like women.)
October 4, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Yesterday we sold a first edition Vineland. Boss got really excited but seemed disappointed when he brought up the movie and I was like ya.....I don't like PTA.
(Sorry to u folks but that guy does not like women.)
(Sorry to u folks but that guy does not like women.)
Flinta horoscope really got my ass with the rising.....I'm trying, aurora.
October 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Flinta horoscope really got my ass with the rising.....I'm trying, aurora.
Got home so tired and of course the work is unyielding but she's gender trashed baby all is well again I am a valiant knight of transsexuality again
September 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Got home so tired and of course the work is unyielding but she's gender trashed baby all is well again I am a valiant knight of transsexuality again
